We haven’t visited Belmont for a while, so this find from Burbed reader Overheard in San Carlos was very much appreciated. And this property going pending despite the inept presentation goes to show that anyone can succeed as a Realtard. At least anyone can when the Peninsula is this hot, hot, hot!
3034 SAN JUAN Blvd
Belmont, CA 94002
SQ. FT.: 3,120
$/SQ. FT.: $400
LOT SIZE: 0.3 Acres
PROPERTY TYPE: Detached Single Family
YEAR BUILT: 2004
COMMUNITY: Haskins Estates
COUNTY: San Mateo
STATUS: Pending Without Release
ON REDFIN: 73 days
GORGOUS 8 YR NEW MDETEREAN BEAUTY IN A UNBELVABLE PRVT BRTHTKNG CONTRY SETNG. ELEVATOR FOR YOUR MAJESTY’S CONVENIENCE TO A BRGHT AND CHEERFUL 4 BR 3.5 BTH FLR PLN. BALCONIES TO ENJY UR BBQ, WRK FRM HM OR READ A BOOK IN A PEACEFUL AND RICH SETNG. NU PNT, CRPT AND REFRBSHED HDWD FLRS, HI CEILNGS, REC LGHTS, OVRSIZE GRNT KITCHEN/PNTRY, LAVISH MSTR RM & BTH, LOFT IN GRG, EZ FWY ACSS TO SF, SJ, FSTR CTY.
While the agent correctly addressed Us as YOUR MAJESTY, We do not consider issuing decrees or declaring war on the East Bay to be WRK FRM HM. The elevator is appreciated but the lack of a throne room makes this a poor Seat of State for Our Royal Self, Our Royal Family, Our Trusted Advisors, and Our 500 liveried retainers, guards, and servants.
Despite the LOFT IN GRG, We are not amused by the plastic stair protection.