Happy weekend! Going on a vacation? Of course not! The Real Bay Area is so awesome, you’ll staycate all summer. And what could be better than going to work, anyway?
Unless your name is Larry Ellison, and you can afford to buy most of a Hawaiian island for yourself.
Your mission is to rename the island to something more appropriate. Like Larai.
Update: Oh yeah, this is also an open thread. Duh.