Today’s listing is another outlier to the hot, hot, HOT housing market in Mountain View. Maybe you can spot what’s wrong with this house, because just about everything else is flying off the shelf. Thanks very much to Burbed reader Petsmart Groomer for this leftover listing.
590 PENNY Ln
Mountain View, CA 94043
SQ. FT.: 1,196
$/SQ. FT.: $690
HOA DUES: $174/month
LOT SIZE: 3,255 Sq. Ft.
PROPERTY TYPE: Detached Single Family
YEAR BUILT: 2002
COUNTY: Santa Clara
ON REDFIN: 68 days
Welcome to Penny Lane, where homeowners can enjoy living in the heart of Silicon Valley. New construction home replete with modern amenities and detached garage.
Replete? Somebody was paying attention when those SAT words were passed around.
Now we need another word for wtf is going on with the garage (above). The Beatles song it calls to mind is NOT “Drive My Car” because you’re never going to get it past those killer zombie vines.
Here’s a picture of the front of the house, just in case you suspect the agent took that bizarre first shot because there’s something to hide.
Oh no, it’s too late! The whole house is GONE! If you can hack your way through, maybe there’s a sleeping princess in there. Could it be Lovely Rita?