What’s that? Burbed readers want to know about more houses close to Google? Then you’ll have many thanks for Burbed reader mabel du, with this momentous manse in Mountain View. And it was submitted along with a Guest Post to go with it. Oh, you can’t buy this house. It’s Pending. We told you: Mountain View is hot, hot, hot! So thanks for getting us all excited for nothing.
Please give mabel du a big, warm, Real Bay Area welcome as today’s Guest Blogger!
SQ. FT.: 1,280
$/SQ. FT.: $640
LOT SIZE: 5,300 Sq. Ft.
PROPERTY TYPE: Detached Single Family
STYLE: Modern/High Tech
YEAR BUILT: 1955
COUNTY: Santa Clara
STATUS: Pending Without Release
ON REDFIN: 19 days
Charming, updated home in Monta Loma. Close to Downtown Mountain View, Palo Alto & Google. Light filled living room with hardwood floors and fire place. Spacious updated kithen with view of back yard and open to the dinning area. Beautifully landscaped yard with pavers, great for entertaining. Master bedroom with hardwood floors, updated bath and the view of the back yard. Just move in and enjoy.
Yipppee! Another entry from Monta Loma. Don’t know where that is??? Here’s all you need to know: “Close to Palo Alto, Google and other companies.“
F@#k Mountain View! This house is sooooo close to the land of your dreams: Utopia, fairies & unicorns. And it comes with a free choo-choo just yards away. And by ‘yards’ I mean a mere 4 houses or about 200′. Wait a sec, my math is off… First you have to hop over Central Expressway (not so expressy at 8:00am or 5:00pm, tho), then you get your choo-choo.
Please allow me to translate realtor-speak “Beautifully landscaped yard with pavers, great for entertainment“ = There’s not one f@#king blade of grass. Just what every family with kids or pets desires – warm, inviting bricks to play on. Better stock up on band aids for the skinned knees, and plastic glassware when you entertain on your new, cold, hard reality (tho, it’ll be about 110* in the summer on that heat sink).
“… and the view of the back yard.”
Nothing is more comforting than staring out a window at an expanse of pavers. Why not just move into a condo? You’d have numerous options to select from in
Utopia Palo Alto. Well… there must be at least a couple PA condo options for $819k.
I don’t have time for a full rant about “updated bath“ other than: Two bathrooms, two pedestal sinks… I can hear the ghosts of Christmas past yelling “Great! Where’s the f@#king extra roll of toilet paper???”
All this for not so much money in the RBA. Wait… is Mountain View even in the RBA anymore? According to this realtor, not so much. F@#k Mountain View, all you Googlers who really want to live in PA!