Fire up your tardis and set the controls for two days ago, because there was an Open House on this Evergreen estate and you probably missed it! Thanks very much to Burbed reader Swan for this bodacious botch-up.
SQ. FT.: 2,699
$/SQ. FT.: $2,371
LOT SIZE: 0.26 Acres
PROPERTY TYPE: Detached Single Family
YEAR BUILT: 1987
COUNTY: Santa Clara
ON REDFIN: 22 days
Evergreen High School. Open house this Saturday, June 16, 2012, from 2-4pm. PRICE REDUCED 60K. BUYERS RUSH TO SEE THIS PROPERTY. EXCELLENT SCHOOLS. SPACIOUS 4 BEDROOM WITH 1 BEDROOM DOWNSTAIRS. AMAZING DEAL WILL NOT LAST. This is a shortsale with 1 lender only. Will close fast. PLEASE DO NOT CALL. FOR ANY QUESTIONS PLEASE EMAIL alexiatnguyen@gmail. com
Here’s what Swan has to say about THAT:
Really? $6.3 million in Evergreen? I think it will be around for awhile.
Talk about a typo. Listed for $699K on May 31, price changed to $6,399,999 on June 15. That’s some price change!
Hope you get to see this before they correct it!
Correct it? They’re lining up the armored cars for the outsized overbidding that’s going to result from this masterly marketing maneuver. And it’s not as if this home price history hasn’t already experienced the thrill of victory, and the agony of defeat.
It’s participated in the run-up, peak, and bust of the previous real estate bubble, 3 sales within five years! Now, after staying with the same owners for almost 20, it will be selling shortly. Or at least it would if the realtard had counted how many nines she entered.
So here’s one last look at the house, courtesy of Google Streetview. Place your bets on how quickly the new price ends up in that trash bin.
Update: This amazing deal did not last.