Here’s another San Jose Special from one of our frequent correspondents, Burbed reader Tracy Tea House! Thanks very much for this Berryessa beauty, which has been snapped up by some lucky buyer.
11260 CANYON Dr
San Jose, CA 95127
Listed for $699,000; Sold for $640,000 on 6/16/2012
SQ. FT.: 2,952
$/SQ. FT.: $217
LOT SIZE: 0.48 Acres
PROPERTY TYPE: Detached Single Family
YEAR BUILT: 1964
COUNTY: Santa Clara
WOW!WHAT A GREAT VALUE * GORGEOUS SWEEPING VIEW OF THE GOLF COURSE AND CITY LIGHT * ENJOY IT ON THE LARGE DECK * PRIVATE POOL AREA * IN DOOR SAUNA ROOM * HUGE BED ROOMS * HUGE LIBRIRY AND OFFICE * SUPER PRIVATE AND SERENE LOCATION * SURROUNDED BY MULTI MILLION DOLLAR HOMES * 3 MUNITES DRIVING TO 680
Here’s what Tracy had to say when submitting this property to our attention:
Something is probably truly wrong with this house! But what? We fell in love with the massive decks, tiki torches, groovy pool, amazingly large rooms, with indoor sauna and all over swag. The tee is directly out the back door and people are literally hitting golf balls feet from the deck. I think my dogs would have gone crazy!
Now the down sides. Shorty short sale, the price is very, very low, considering, and there are water problems. Some obvious, but I suppose, some hidden much deeper, with the big hill above. The house was pending shortly after we looked at it, and fell out, so its back on the market. A true treasure? Or a California size boondoggle?
All this, and only 3 MUNITES DRIVING TO SAN JOSE. Are MUNITES more or less time than MINTUES? We know, the unit of time used on the WORLD RENOWN SAN FRANCISCO PENINSULA are MINTUES. But if you know the way to San Jose, you can conquer both time and space.
Don’t believe us? Look at all 25 pictures of this listing and figure out what’s missing. Go ahead, we’ll wait.
Did you figure it out? Here’s a hint, courtesy of teh Google.
Yes, 25 pictures (several of the same exact tree), and not one of what the house itself looks like. No wonder you have to ENJOY IT ON THE DECK instead. At least you would be SURROUNDED BY MULTI MILLION DOLLAR HOMES.
Um. Thank you, Zillow. Opportunities to play with the Red Arrows are always appreciated.
Too bad the realtard didn’t find a dictionary in the HUGE LIBRIRY.