Good morning, and welcome back to another exciting Real Estate Week of Win here on Burbed! Let’s get right to today’s spotlighted spectacular in the palatial premises of Palo Alto! Thanks very much to Burbed reader Petsmart Groomer for the drive-by!
3980 El Cmaino Real #13
Palo Alto, CA 94306
Property Type: Mobile Home (Single Wide)
County: Santa Clara
Community: Barron Park
Palo Alto Schools for a rental cost of $675/month! By renting in this park, children eligible to attend Palo Alto Schools. Family of 4 with children attending Palo Alto Schools moving so now you can enjoy a million dollar education without the million dollar home purchase price! Laundry facilities in park. Good family park with good neighbors all getting along. Walk to Elementary school.
Wait, you can still buy a home in Palo Alto for a million? Who knew? Let us know if you have any success finding one.
And if you can’t, there’s always today’s featured home! This property shows the benefits of jaw-dropping listing copy coupled with a misspelled street address, photos with plenty of clutter, the mandatory crapper-cam with the lid fully raised and proudly proclaiming its crappertude, and most important of all, good neighbors all getting along. All this at an unbelievably affordable buy-in price and a monthly space rent that will no doubt be ratcheted up the split second you finish signing over that escrow.
Want to see how good this neighborhood is? Well then, why not meet a couple of your new neighbors? We’re sure they can’t wait to make the acquaintance of you, and especially the rest of your family.