September 12, 2012

Street has only a few (somewhat enormous) houses in East Foothills

Today’s fistful of awesome in Alum Rock is brought to you by Burbed reader Tracy Tea House. Thanks very much for this foothill find!

15865 East Alta Vista Way
San Jose – East Valley, CA 95127

120911-altavista-ziprealty3 bedroom, 1 bathroom, 1 partial bath, 1,570 square feet, Single Family
Lot Size: 15,794 Sq. Ft.
Year Built: 1950
Days on ZipRealty: 34
Listed: 08/09/12
Price/sq ft: $318
Estimated Monthly Payment: $1,737
Neighborhood: East Foothills
School District: Alum Rock Union Elementary School District, East Side Union High School District
Source: MLSListings Inc.
MLS #: 81229860
Views: 61
120911-altavista-drivewayPopularity: 8
Walk Score®: 9

Large yard w/deck & view of downtown SJ & Silicon Valley — marvelous! Newly improved driveway. Home is in move-in condition. Bonus room could be 3rd bedroom. Shows well. Level site on lot. Quiet residential hillside neighborhood is minutes away from shopping & parks. Not a through street — EAST Alta Vista Way has only a few (somewhat enormous) houses on it. Enjoy the view!

And here’s why Tracy chose this house out of thousands just for you!

Near a few enormous houses.  Truly poor photography. Value fail, great list copy.



What are you talking about?  This is great photography!  Do you have any idea how hard a photographer has to work to compose images like these?  Anyone can take pictures of a house, but this?  This transcends the artform by questioning its purpose.

120911-altavista-price-historyFor example, is the front of that fireplace actually carpeted?  Or is it a ginormous piece of hard candy?  Only a truly gifted photographer could make you wonder like that.

And instant equity galore!  Just check out the price history!  In no time flat the market’s going to heat up to eleven and every property price in this county will double in eleven minutes.  Yes, you read it here first.  The Real Bay Area is back, it’s booming, and it’s bettuh than evuh!

Comments (9) -- Posted by: madhaus @ 5:05 am

9 Responses to “Street has only a few (somewhat enormous) houses in East Foothills”

  1. dollarbin Says:

    Gas up the SUV, ’cause this gem has a Walk Score® of 9

  2. mabeldu Says:

    you need to highlight the bestest pic of all (actually 2): #19 & #22 — the guardrail that protects your house from rogue cars. sweet!

    nothing makes me want to buy a house more than pix of a street guardrail. especially one that’s too low & flimsy to actually protect me from flying cars. and i ain’t talking chitty chitty bang bang cars.

    yep, the market has been amp’d up to 11; thanks mr. tufnel!

  3. SEA Says:

    #2- What do you expect for “not a lot of money?”

  4. nomadic Says:

    ZipRealty? We’ve hit a new low. Wait, I still think Trulia is worse.

  5. madhaus Says:

    Here’s the guardrail shot #2 waxes eloquent on. I’m also going to have to add the tag for repeated photos.

  6. dollarbin Says:

    You could name that tag “Department of Redundancy Department”

  7. sonarrat Says:

    You see those condos up there on Spyglass Hill Road? Every person living up there has to wind their way up on the side streets. Made me woozy just making all those turns to get up there.

  8. AstroWallaby Says:

    More WTF with the fireplace: Why is it a uniform beige inside where, you know, the fire should go? It almost looks like the interior is made of vinyl. Or Fine Corinthian Leather, perhaps?

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