It’s always good news at Burbed when we hear from a new reader, because we’re sure driving away plenty of old ones! Today’s find is from Burbed reader peninsula.man. We’ll assume that non-standard use of punctuation isn’t a periodic mistake but a software.language.habit.
Also today’s property comes from MLSListings, as we continue our Tour of Various Online Listing Websites Because We’re Annoyed That Redfin Stopped Linking To Us Just Because We Hurt Some Realtards’ Fee-Fees.
1645 HICKS AVE
San Jose, CA 95125
Type: Single Family Home
MLS #: ML81233836
Lot Size: 7,380 SqFt
Baths: 1 Full
Year / Age: 1947 / 65
AN INCREDIBLE HOME IN WILLOW GLEN! FANTASTIC LOCATION ON GORGEOUS STREET! BEAUTIFUL MOULDING AND FIREPLACE** Flagstone walkway.. ENJOY YOUR COFFEE ON THE SIDE YARD PATIO/DECKING ** lARGE 2 CAR GARAGE W/ COVERED BREEZEWAY to house** NEW AIR CONDITIONER AND FURNACE***NEWER COMPOSITION ROOF*** AWESOME PROPERTY!
Active Contingent? What does that mean in English? The house is for sale but somebody has dibs on it?
Anyway, here’s why p.man thought this house was worth our collective whiles:
i REALLY DO NOT THINK THE CAPITAL LETTERS CHANGE THAT THIS HOUSE IS A MATCH BOX! FOR 625K!!!!! sfdkjbdlskjfnlk dsjnfkljsdnlkfjnsdlk LKDFNLDKFJNG LKJDFN LGKJNDF LKJNDGFLKJNFDLK
I bet he says that to all the girls.
Besides, look at this amazing living room. All the SHOUTING CAPITAL LETTERS in the LISTING COPY are all about drinking coffee OUTSIDE. Why isn’t the agent singing the praises of the living room and the kitchen (above)? The former is so evocative of a sunrise, and the kitchen responds with a sunset. Or maybe the agent messed up the white balance.
We’ll leave it up to our readers to tell us what this shot at right is saying. But one thing that comes to mind is we’re so glad this shooter aimed high.
Also this may be the only property we were sent in 6 months that claimed to be in Willow Glen and actually was in Willow Glen.