Make Mine Millbrae, Take Two
Yesterday, Our Fearless Leader came out of retirement and shared a really Special House in Millbrae. It was soooo Special that burbed asked me to follow up with this possibly related listing. So, thanks for sending this one in, Burbed reader burbed. To, um, the blog you started. Right.
821 MORNINGSIDE Dr
Millbrae, CA 94030
$1,258,0004 Beds
4 Baths
2,140 Sq. Ft.
$588 / Sq. Ft.
Built: 2002
Lot Size: 5,100 Sq. Ft.
On Redfin: 36 days
Property Type: Detached Single Family
View: Bay
County: San Mateo
Stories: 3
Community: Telescope Hills/Silva Ranch
MLS#: 812314184 Bedroom/4 Bath, only 10 years new home with marble and wood flooring, cherry cabinets, granite countertops throughout located in a great school district.
Did you like yesterday’s house? Well, you’ll just love today’s, because it is right next door and it also new while having the advantage of being time-tested. This house is even more awesome than yesterday’s, because all you can do is longingly look at the front facade. There’s not a single shot of the marble and wood flooring, cherry cabinets, granite countertops throughout, let alone the great school district.
That must mean the staging is so amazing, you’ll need to wait in line for hours just to buy tickets to see it. And if they hired ILM to stage yesterday’s house, who could be the artiste for this one? Maybe it’s Peter Bohlin? Could the landscaping be the work of Lawrence Halprin? Or is the entire project the genius of Denis Weil?
One thing is for sure: no matter how many computers and servers you have, you should plenty of power to run all of them.
Here’s both homes for you to admire. Let us know which one you’d rather be trapped in by a million dollar mortgage for the next 30 years.
“Bunus:“ Same agent representing both houses! Can you say Buy Two Get Two?
September 28th, 2012 at 8:42 am
They both have “10 year new” paint jobs. Nice. The agent should have noticed how much better the houses look in Google street view and went to take pictures when the light was better. The listings make it look like the buyers will be living in the perpetual gloom of dusk.
September 28th, 2012 at 10:28 am
Records show both properties are associated with LF George Properties Corp, George Lam and Alice Lam. The listing realtard is Henry Lam. Gee, imagine that.
madhouse, you should refer to burbed as Dear Leader from now on. Anything less is blasphemy.
September 28th, 2012 at 10:53 am
It’s a house off! Which house would you pick?
September 28th, 2012 at 11:30 am
#1 – Agree, again, the HD photos the agent took make the house look gloomy and almost sooty, as though a small fire brushed by it. And since all we get is the exterior photo that’s not super impressive.
September 28th, 2012 at 11:50 am
Can I pick the house behind them? The one on top of the giant hill? That way I can put giant boulders in my yard and threaten them with annihilation! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
September 28th, 2012 at 11:54 am
#3, I’ll take whichever one has the portal to hell.