It’s Monday, and you know what that means! Time for more listing #winning! Let’s start the work week with this Castro Valley catastrophe, which will have someone feeling castrated about yet another home selling shortly. Thanks very much to Burbed reader JL for sending this house in, especially because we really need more East Bay listings. To poop on!
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4777 NOREE Ct
Castro Valley, CA 94546
2,125 Sq. Ft.
$235 / Sq. Ft.
Lot Size: 5,002 Sq. Ft.
On Redfin: 46 days
Community: Castro Valley
Roomy and inviting upper valley home in the Vannoy Elementary area. Large livingroom with fireplace plus a dining area. Bedroom and full bath on ground level. Large kitchen overlooks attached FR and rear decks. Inside laundry. Attached two car garage. Storage galore!! Quiet cul-de-sac location.
Here’s why JL nominated this house for some good ol’ Burbed lovin’.
Lovely staging. Needs more flags! Love the confederate flag on the bed of this one.
Wow, that is indeed a Confederate flag. Should we tip the owner that California entered the Union as a Free State? Maybe that’s why they took it down while they looked for another wall that didn’t have so many flags on it.
So, come to this listing for the standards, stay for the Burbed Housekeeping Seal of Approval!
Evident pride of ownership starts in slowly with this listing but continues to build as you make your way through the photos. Click on through to see what we mean.
The realtard got cute by shooting the ceiling so we didn’t get to see how messy the floor of this bedroom was. Nice shot of the bathroom blocking the view of the toilet… but leaving the roll of TP.
By the time he got to the outside he’d completely given up trying.
We’ll leave you with this last shot. While these FBs are going to lose their house, they are still so patriotic they have not one but two American flags at their front door.
You know, that line about the purple mountains majesty wasn’t supposed to refer to unmade beds. Good thing we can’t find a pipe leaking from sea to shining sea.