November 8, 2012

Two mirror image suites in Basements; two detached oversized

And — holy cow, it’s Friday already.  How about something aspirational for those of you with some seriously studly stock options?  Check out this little lulu in Los Altos!  Thanks very much to long-time Burbed reader/first-time caller RM for this find.

121108-holly-redfin1380 HOLLY Ave
Los Altos, CA 94024
$3,495,000

6 Beds 
6.5 Baths 
4,559 Sq. Ft.
$767 / Sq. Ft.
Built: 2009 
Lot Size: 0.28 Acres 
On Redfin: 20 days
Status: Active
Property Type: Detached Single Family
View: Mountains, Neighborhood
County: Santa Clara
Stories: 2
Community: South of El Monte
MLS#: 81238438

Quality built architect designed custom home. Features top rated Los Altos School. incl. Oak Ave School. Close to schools and park. Easy access to hwy 85,Foothill & 280.Gourmet Kitchen Overlooking rear Patio, Great master suite. Two Bedroom suites on main floor & Two Mirror Image Suites in Basements. Spacious Livingroom w/ Vaulted ceilings. 4 car garage two car attached two detached oversized.

121108-holly-kitchenThis was built in 2009?  Srsly?  Just a casual glance gave me all these 1974 tingles.  Now, let’s hear from RM on why this house belongs on the front page.

This is a very odd house for sale in my neighborhood. Garage in the center of the house, two basement bedroom suites, and a giant detached garage in the back, with no paving for the driveway to the back. (And no pictures.) Lap pool combined with swimming pool in a very constrained space.

121108-holly-satelliteCheck out the google maps for a good overhead view of the oddness. And confetti colored tile in the kitchen and baths. Whoever buys it will be really sorry if they do not remove the redwood by the front driveway, or if they pay $3,495,000.

Wait, there’s a pool?  Is it in the Basements?

When did “confetti tile” become A Thing?  Didn’t we ran a house recently that had the same fascinating design choice?  Well, there was this.

Alas, this Quality built architect designed custom home is 441 square feet too small to merit the ginormous tag.

Comments (6) -- Posted by: madhaus @ 9:08 pm

6 Responses to “Two mirror image suites in Basements; two detached oversized”

  1. mabeldu Says:

    what’s a “quality built architect”? i’ve only met cheaply made ones from home depot.

    i like me some colorful tile, but that stuff… oy!

    zillow lists the house built in 1952. interesting price/tax history on zillow as well. looks like someone got a little nutty with bad flipper decor & delusions of grandure.

  2. mabeldu Says:

    er, make that delusions of grandeur.

  3. Divasm Says:

    I find it hard to believe that somebody will pay that price for access to the schools when there’s no way to run more than 2 feet in the backyard without falling into the pool.

    Those photos give me no sense whatsoever of the layout of the house other than it must be funky. It seems like there are rooms for the sake of having rooms. Weird.

  4. sfbubblebuyer Says:

    Words fail, buildings tumble. The ground opens wide.

  5. AstroWallaby Says:

    Wow, check out the blood red room with the couches. If you’re the sort of person for whom human interaction generates so many uncomfortable silences that you need a dedicated room to keep them in* this is the house for you!

    (* IE, if you’re an “Average Silicon Valley Tech Guy”)

  6. nomadic Says:

    Looks like a duplex in a poor disguise.


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