November 22, 2012

It’s Thanksgiving, and Here’s Your Turkey!

Happy Thanksgiving!  Sorry today’s house is late, as we were up all night prepping for a Burbed Feast.  Did you know how difficult it is to cut up the Real Bay Area into Census districts of half inch cubes without crossing any zip codes?

Now on to our entree. Today’s house was sent in by one of its former owners, a Burbed reader who wishes to remain anonymous.  Can’t imagine why!

121122-ardis-movoto361 Ardis Ave
San Jose, CA 95117 
Price:  $555,000

Loan Payment:  $1,902/mo
Bedrooms:  4
Bathrooms:  3
Size:  2,943 sqft
$/Sqft:  $188/sqft
Type:  Single Family House
Year Built:  1951
Lot Size:  9,424
Days on Movoto:  547 days
Sold Date:  05/31/11
MLS#:  81123441
Status:  Sold for $535,000

Contractors special-Huge Lot w/ Unlimited Potential. Build your Dream Home near Santana Row/Valley Fair.

121122-ardis-kitchenHere’s what our unnamed fan has to say about today’s main course:

The house that keeps on giving.. Yes I was one of the people who lost money on this West Valley Brigadoon. The person who bought it from me, never did one thing he said, just held it and turned it for my profit… This wreck has been untouched through 4 sales…

Will the next buyer be able to rehab this behemoth???

121122-ardis-tile-roomBad houses happen to good people :-0

This house was sent in just a week and a half ago, but the usually suspect real estate sites have it marked as sold already.  Either our correspondent just noticed his/her old place changed hands after almost two years on the market, or there’s a more recent listing we’re not finding.

Hey, Redfin, pass the white meat!  Click on through if you’re joining us from the front page.  The table is groaning.

121122-ardis-redfin361 ARDIS Ave
San Jose, CA 95117
Last Sold Price: $550,000

4 Beds 
3 Baths 
2,943 Sq. Ft.
$187 / Sq. Ft.
Built: 1951 
Lot Size: 9,424 Sq. Ft. 
Sold On: Jul 6, 2012
Status: Sold
Property Type: Detached Single Family
Stories: 2
Community: Campbell
MLS#: 81225216
Style: Ranch

* GREAT FIXER UPPER FOR YOUR DREAM INVESTEMENT OPPORTUNITY * GREAT NEIGHBORHOOD WITH CONVENIENT LOCATION * UNFINISHED MASTER BEDROOM AND UNFINISHED KITCHEN NEED TO FINISH TO OCCUPY * DOUBLE PANED WINDOWS * AS IS SALE! * AS IS SALE! *

121122-ardis-bathtubWonder why Movoto didn’t know the house was listed again and sold again within the last year?  Is it the tryptophane in that turkey in their logo that put them to sleep?

Be sure to check out both sets of photos, as there doesn’t seem to be any improvement done in the past year.  We prefer this more recent view of the bathtub, as the photographer artfully gives us a hint of the open toilet in the lower right corner.

Also, have a look at these views of the garage from the older listing (left) and the more recent one (right).  On the left is something for our founder; maybe not a pink house, but at least a pink garage door.  On the right, WTF?  Were they burning realtards in effigy when the house wouldn’t sell immediately?

121122-ardis-garage-old121122-ardis-garage-new

We popped over to Zillow to see if there was any extra listing history that Redfin didn’t already have and… Hope you have more room, because here’s yet another serving! Yes, Zillow has another different listing for the same house.

121122-ardis-zillow361 Ardis Ave
San Jose, CA 95117
Sold on 6/29/12: $550,000

Zestimate®: $785,083
Est. Mortgage: $1,930/mo
Beds: 4
Baths: 3
Sqft: 2,943
Lot: 9,424 sq ft / 0.22 acres
Type: Single Family
Year built: 1951
Addition sqft: 1931
Construction quality: 6.0
County: Santa Clara 
Garage sqft: 480
Last remodel year: 1951 
121122-ardis-doorwayLegal description: TRACT 641 ARCADIA MANOR BOOK 24 PAGE1 20 LOT 33
Lot depth: 124 
Lot width: 76 
Parcel #: 30333050 
Per floor sqft: 2,943 
Total rooms: 8 
# Stories: 1.0 
Structure type: Other 
Unit cnt: 1 
Zillow Home ID: 19608121 

Huge potential in highly desirable neighborhood! Upstairs master bedroom, great room with soaring high ceilings, hardwood floors and upgraded doors, abundant natural light! Close to Santana Row and Valley Fair Mall. Call listing agent, Andrew Flachner at 408-982-6636 for showing.

Did you save room for dessert?

121122-ardis-listing-history

Now that is one hot potato! Happy Thanksgiving from all of us at Burbed!

Comments (4) -- Posted by: madhaus @ 11:56 am

4 Responses to “It’s Thanksgiving, and Here’s Your Turkey!”

  1. madhaus Says:

    Sorry it’s late, but it’s here. And if you want to remember the glory days when Burbed used to get 200 comments per house without breaking a sweat, I bring you… the 2008 Burbed Thanksgiving Dinner.

  2. nomadic Says:

    That’s one juicy listing. I hope the turkey is that good tonight.

  3. mabeldu Says:

    today we give thanks for the things we appreciate.

    i’m thankful for burbed, which allows me to take my snark out for an occasional walk in the sun.

    thanks for the years of turkeys.

  4. Omar Says:

    okay I am the last owner of this house and I have did some fixing and it was allot of work but I really enjoyed it when it was all down lost allot of sleep going through all the city work and work it self but I did it….


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