December 25, 2012

Merry Christmas! Here are some ornaments for your tree!

121224-xmas-agentAh, Christmas time.  The toys, the food, the eggnog, the family visits, the decorations, the lights, and of course, the tree.  We wanted to find a simple ornament with a house for sale representation to wish you all a Happy Holiday, but instead, we found the ornament at right.

Amazing, isn’t it?

Now, we will be the first to admit that there are indeed excellent and knowledgeable real estate agents out there.  This blog acknowledges that there would be fewer people buying and selling homes if all of them were completely incompetent.  But this blog more importantly notes that it’s the bottom percentiles of the “profession” that help keep us in top material.

121224-xmas-realtard-cafeNow, if you have a Special Agent who you think would appreciate these thoughts on their tree, we swear we did not make this up.  You can actually buy this round ceramic ornament at CafePress.  And it will cost you $12.50.  Plus shipping!  And you can also get it in red ink (perfect for the foreclosure specialist).

Being the inquisitive, fun-loving bunch that we are, we decided to see if this ornament could be, well, improved.  Took us a while, and since none of us went to design school, it didn’t have the panache or the braggadocio of the simple ornament above.  But ours has something better.  A logo.

A completely derivative yet 100% protected-from-trademark-infringement-lawsuits-by-the-fact-that-it’s-obviously-satirical-and-would-not-induce-confusion-in-anyone-other-than-a-Realtard logo.

We wish you and yours a very Wonderful Winter Whatever.

Comments (4) -- Posted by: madhaus @ 5:08 am

4 Responses to “Merry Christmas! Here are some ornaments for your tree!”

  1. SEA Says:

    “Ribbon for hanging included”

  2. Divasm Says:

    For a second I thought you meant the Realtard ornament was available on CafePress and I got excited. It’s the perfect gift to give that someone who has everything…except a new home, due to all the REALTARDS IN THE RBA!

  3. madhaus Says:

    The Realtard ornament COULD be available, but our crack Legal Department advised us to make the logo less derivative first. The National Agglomeration of Realtards aren’t known for their sense of humor. Putting an image on a blog is one thing, but once we start selling things, we’d better have our Lawsuit Kevlar on.

  4. Real Estater Says:

    Merry Christmas everybody!


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