Ah, Christmas time. The toys, the food, the eggnog, the family visits, the decorations, the lights, and of course, the tree. We wanted to find a simple ornament with a house for sale representation to wish you all a Happy Holiday, but instead, we found the ornament at right.
Amazing, isn’t it?
Now, we will be the first to admit that there are indeed excellent and knowledgeable real estate agents out there. This blog acknowledges that there would be fewer people buying and selling homes if all of them were completely incompetent. But this blog more importantly notes that it’s the bottom percentiles of the “profession” that help keep us in top material.
Now, if you have a Special Agent who you think would appreciate these thoughts on their tree, we swear we did not make this up. You can actually buy this round ceramic ornament at CafePress. And it will cost you $12.50. Plus shipping! And you can also get it in red ink (perfect for the foreclosure specialist).
Being the inquisitive, fun-loving bunch that we are, we decided to see if this ornament could be, well, improved. Took us a while, and since none of us went to design school, it didn’t have the panache or the braggadocio of the simple ornament above. But ours has something better. A logo.
A completely derivative yet 100% protected-from-trademark-infringement-lawsuits-by-the-fact-that-it’s-obviously-satirical-and-would-not-induce-confusion-in-anyone-other-than-a-Realtard logo.
We wish you and yours a very Wonderful Winter Whatever.