December 26, 2012

Post-Christmas Clearout in Alameda! SO MANY POSSIBILITIES

We hope you had a wonderful winter whatever and got all the toys you asked for.  But just in case you didn’t, we have some close-out specials for the end of the year!  Today, Burbed reader J from Alameda has some Island High Style for you.

121225-lincoln-redfin828 LINCOLN Ave
Alameda, CA 94501
$249,000

1 Beds
1 Baths
561 Sq. Ft.
$444 / Sq. Ft.
Built: 1959
Lot Size: 1,275 Sq. Ft.
On Redfin: 76 days
Status: Active
Type: Detached
Stories: 1
County: Alameda
Style: Cottage
Community: Alameda
MLS#: 40592515

MOST UNIQUE NARROW BLDG. 150 FEET DEEP, FENCED IN LOT, BACKYARD PATIO, RESIDENTIAL (NEW ZONING R-4 RESIDENTIAL) POSSIBLE ART STUDIO PLUS GALLERY, LIVING IN AND WORK ON COMPUTERS, ANOTHER POSSIBILITY, SO MANY POSSIBILITIES OF HOME OFFICES. CLOSE TO BUS AND ALL TRANSPORTATION AND NEAR WEBSTER STREET.

121225-lincoln-backHere’s why J thought we’d be interested in this offering:

My Alameda black Friday nomination. Do not be fooled by first photo – its the narrow yellow building to the right. On a very busy street, not a great part of town. That maybe, just maybe, can be zoned commercial.

Happy Shopping!

Wait, Black Friday was last month…. oh, this was sent in last month.  That says we can’t possibly be in the RBA, because it’s still on the market!  So hurry before it isn’t!

And if you have any doubts that this listing is “MOST UNIQUE” at least the lot itself is.

121225-lincoln-satellite

Bunus: the broker has the same name as a famous television personality.  Double Bunus: also the same name as a VP at Alain Pinel, Saratoga, just to really confuse the customers.  (Plus 3 more real estate agents in California alone.)

 

Comments (12) -- Posted by: madhaus @ 5:08 am

12 Responses to “Post-Christmas Clearout in Alameda! SO MANY POSSIBILITIES”

  1. Jb Says:

    Who knew that Carol loved selling real estate so much?! So can solve for x? If the lot is 150 feet deep, and 1275 sq feet total, how wide is it?

  2. SEA Says:

    When will this “MOST UNIQUE” property be worth a full “not a lot of money?”

  3. dollarbin Says:

    Narrow buildings are all the rage!
    http://www.californiahomedesign.com/gallery/san-franciscos-skinniest-buildings#1

  4. Petsmart groomer Says:

    Perfect for a bowling alley.

  5. sfbubblebuyer Says:

    You just need a white shirt, some socks, and tighty whiteys and you can practice your epic “Risky Business” sideways slide skills!

  6. nomadic Says:

    This is the best way to live in a shotgun shack without having to move to New Orleans.

  7. nomadic Says:

    This is the best way to live in a shotgun shack without having to move to New Orleans.

  8. madhaus Says:

    You may find yourself living in a shotgun shack
    You may find yourself in another part of the world
    You may find yourself behind the wheel of a large automobile
    You may find yourself in a beautiful house with a beautiful wife
    You may ask yourself, well, how did I get here?

  9. Jb Says:

    Ok, ok I’ll do the math – 8.5 feet wide. That’s crazy….

  10. KikiSC Says:

    The average prison cell is 70sf, making this an 8 cell domicile on an 18 cell lot. Yes, possibilities!

  11. Mole Man Says:

    One bedroom, three cars. Great for dealers, whores, or real estate agents?

  12. Last post of 2012 [Burbed.com] Says:

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