Post-Christmas Clearout in Alameda! SO MANY POSSIBILITIES
We hope you had a wonderful winter whatever and got all the toys you asked for. But just in case you didn’t, we have some close-out specials for the end of the year! Today, Burbed reader J from Alameda has some Island High Style for you.
828 LINCOLN Ave
Alameda, CA 94501
$249,0001 Beds
1 Baths
561 Sq. Ft.
$444 / Sq. Ft.
Built: 1959
Lot Size: 1,275 Sq. Ft.
On Redfin: 76 days
Status: Active
Type: Detached
Stories: 1
County: Alameda
Style: Cottage
Community: Alameda
MLS#: 40592515MOST UNIQUE NARROW BLDG. 150 FEET DEEP, FENCED IN LOT, BACKYARD PATIO, RESIDENTIAL (NEW ZONING R-4 RESIDENTIAL) POSSIBLE ART STUDIO PLUS GALLERY, LIVING IN AND WORK ON COMPUTERS, ANOTHER POSSIBILITY, SO MANY POSSIBILITIES OF HOME OFFICES. CLOSE TO BUS AND ALL TRANSPORTATION AND NEAR WEBSTER STREET.
Here’s why J thought we’d be interested in this offering:
My Alameda black Friday nomination. Do not be fooled by first photo – its the narrow yellow building to the right. On a very busy street, not a great part of town. That maybe, just maybe, can be zoned commercial.
Happy Shopping!
Wait, Black Friday was last month…. oh, this was sent in last month. That says we can’t possibly be in the RBA, because it’s still on the market! So hurry before it isn’t!
And if you have any doubts that this listing is “MOST UNIQUE” at least the lot itself is.

Bunus: the broker has the same name as a famous television personality. Double Bunus: also the same name as a VP at Alain Pinel, Saratoga, just to really confuse the customers. (Plus 3 more real estate agents in California alone.)
828 LINCOLN Ave




December 26th, 2012 at 6:57 am
Who knew that Carol loved selling real estate so much?! So can solve for x? If the lot is 150 feet deep, and 1275 sq feet total, how wide is it?
December 26th, 2012 at 8:31 am
When will this “MOST UNIQUE” property be worth a full “not a lot of money?”
December 26th, 2012 at 8:43 am
Narrow buildings are all the rage!
http://www.californiahomedesign.com/gallery/san-franciscos-skinniest-buildings#1
December 26th, 2012 at 8:45 am
Perfect for a bowling alley.
December 26th, 2012 at 11:23 am
You just need a white shirt, some socks, and tighty whiteys and you can practice your epic “Risky Business” sideways slide skills!
December 26th, 2012 at 5:15 pm
This is the best way to live in a shotgun shack without having to move to New Orleans.
December 26th, 2012 at 5:15 pm
This is the best way to live in a shotgun shack without having to move to New Orleans.
December 26th, 2012 at 5:26 pm
You may find yourself living in a shotgun shack
You may find yourself in another part of the world
You may find yourself behind the wheel of a large automobile
You may find yourself in a beautiful house with a beautiful wife
You may ask yourself, well, how did I get here?
December 26th, 2012 at 6:46 pm
Ok, ok I’ll do the math – 8.5 feet wide. That’s crazy….
December 26th, 2012 at 11:29 pm
The average prison cell is 70sf, making this an 8 cell domicile on an 18 cell lot. Yes, possibilities!
December 27th, 2012 at 6:13 pm
One bedroom, three cars. Great for dealers, whores, or real estate agents?
December 31st, 2012 at 5:14 am
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