So many times we hear the refrain, “I would love to buy a house, but I can’t afford anything. It’s just too expensive here.” And so many times we have found affordable houses that YOU could go and buy. Today we have yet another exciting opportunity for YOU, the would-be homeowner. Just imagine yourself watering your very own lawn! Or even better, your very own Rose Garden!
1951 FOREST Ave
San Jose, CA 95128
525 Sq. Ft.
$667 / Sq. Ft.
Lot Size: 3,600 Sq. Ft.
On Redfin: 70 days
Property Type: Detached Single Family
Community: Central San Jose
This home is located in the desirable Rose Garden neighborhood. Needs a lot of work. Not livable now. Contractor’s special. Located on a 3,600 square foot lot. Has a lot of potential. Great opportunity for someone looking to move into a fantastic area.
This property is Special for a number of reasons, and we don’t just mean for Contractors.
That’s a Streetview shot on this property listing. The realtard didn’t even bother cropping it a little to strip out the Google logo. It also, LUCKY YOU, conveniently fell out of contract just a couple of weeks ago, and is relisted at the same attractive price.
Speaking of attractive, let’s swing that Streetview camera just a little to the right (below). While the white truck is intriguing, the station wagon is vehicular WIN. And from the satellite shot on the left, we can see exactly why this is such an attractive proposition: this looks like a Hoarder House. Can you imagine what sorts of “bunus” loot awaits the lucky buyer of this affordable home that wears its 98 years proudly?
Bunus Specialtude: This home has been featured as the cover photo of our brand new Facebook Page for a couple of days. Keep checking over there for new cover photos, and play “Find That Crapbox!”