February 7, 2013

Quintessential Real Estate Photography in Cambrian is ADORABLE

Like photos? So do we!  And this pimped-out property has powerful pix!  Thanks very much to Burbed reader Tracy Tea House for finding us this Cambrian casa. It may not have “Honey, stop the car!” curb appeal or “Can I hire your decorator” staging, but for all we know this listing was photographed by Herb Ritts.

130206-park-trulia5639 Park Manor Dr
San Jose, CA 95118

  • MLS/Source ID: 81301959
  • 4 Bedrooms
  • 2 Bathrooms
  • 1,486 sqft
  • Single-Family Home
  • Lot Size: 6,098 sqft
  • Neighborhood: Cambrian
  • 14 Days on Trulia

5639 Park Manor Dr ADORABLE 4BEDROOM/2BATH HOME WITH GUADALUPE ELEMENTARY SCHOOL! Refinished hardwood floors* all new interior paint including the kitchen cabinets & hall vanity* new faucets, mirrors, light bars, vinyl floor & baseboards in master & hall bath* new vanity in master bath* new family room carpet* all new satin nickel interior doorknobs* new dishwasher & faucet* nice play structure* & NEW ROOF.

Tracy says this listing is OMG.  If a picture is worth a thousand words, then it’s definitely tl;dr. 


Bunus: Super-ultra-extra redundant power lines!  Lots of them, so convenient!


Comments (9) -- Posted by: madhaus @ 5:09 am

9 Responses to “Quintessential Real Estate Photography in Cambrian is ADORABLE”

  1. mabeldu Says:

    bunus – power lines. many, many power lines in the backyard. enough to hang everyone’s wet laundry.

    painting the kitchen over & over instead of updating, does not make it ADORABLE.

  2. Metalhead Says:

    As the kids are playing on the outdoor structure, be sure to have them vault off of the AC unit!

  3. gallileo Says:

    That’s one radioactive lot, and not just the photography.

  4. nomadic Says:

    Looks like a cheaply done flip, without the flip.

  5. Divasm Says:

    What do all the *asterisks* in the copy refer to below? I suspect it says something like this:

    *Does not necessarily guarantee new fixtures, paint or carpet. Seller is not liable for any tacky old fixtures you may find during walkthrough. Do not use play structure unattended as your child may be electrocuted.

  6. Tom Paine Says:

    It comes with its own elementary school, that’s an amenity few homes can boast.

  7. madhaus Says:

    I had never seen a listing calling out the excellency of Guadalupe Elementary, but Great Schools gave it a 10 and it hit 951/942 API (base/growth) for its most recent test period.

  8. KikiSC Says:

    Another South Bay Snout House with no front door.”Wow! A garage! C’mon ’round the side to get into the house.” Just so you’re sure to know what’s important.

  9. Petsmart groomer Says:

    Are these stretch marks in the sky?

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