Yes, you heard right, today we have an actual house for sale for less than $300 big ones. That means you have no more excuses for not becoming a homedebtor. Thanks very much to Burbed reader holyzoo for passing along this palace in Pacifica!
627 Edgemar Ave
Pacifica, CA 94044
Loan Payment: $1,022/mo
Size: 1,000 sqft
Type: Single Family House
Year Built: 1950
Lot Size: 5,104
Days on Movoto: 14 days
Neighborhood: Pacific Manor
This is a total fixer upper. The house needs everything! Swimming pool full of rancid water. Considered uninhabitable . Sewer lateral needs to be replaced. This is a contractor special. The house needs all new systems and total restoration. Large termite report calls for further inspections. Holes in walls. Wood floors ruined.
Yeah, I know it’s totally not RBA, but how often do you actually see a listing for under $300k?
I think we’ll be heading to the open house just to feel thankful we don’t have cancer or gangrene.
Speaking of the open house, let’s see how open the walls are.
Wait a minute, wait a minute… Remember when we last saw floors like this? Sure you do.
Now, we are definitely not saying that this house could have allegedly been a hypothetical meth lab. And we are definitely not saying that this house could have been used for any non-normal innocent suburban purposes whatsoever OH PLEASE DON’T SUE US PLEASE DON’T THROW US INTO THAT
BRIAR PATCH JACKPOT JURY PROCESS.
But we are saying that it’s a good thing the nearest fire station is, we swear we are not making this up, only 88 yards from this house.
Have a look at some more pictures, including one that is very definitely NSFW, after the break.
This last one is also NSFB (Not Safe For Breakfast) so we’re displaying it in high-resolution at right. Click to view it in non-blotter acid size, and we DEFINITELY warned you SO DON’T SUE US if you actually click it. OMG you didn’t click it did you? We TOLD you the sewer lateral needs to be replaced.