Properties featured on Burbed can be one of several things. They can be the classic ridiculously high-priced crapbox, which is our bread, butter, and without so much rat in it. There’s your basic eye-popping completely-overdone-for-the-neighborhood McMansion. There’s your that’s-not-eclectic-that’s-just-WTF white elephant that doubles as a falling knife.
Today’s property seems to fit into that third category. Thanks very much to longtime Burbed reader sonarrat, back with more Bay Area Real Estate Win! And speaking of Realty Win, today’s winner is also Movoto because Redfin is on the blink and wouldn’t load this listing up. (Or maybe they blocked us because they’re sick of our whining about those trackbacks.)
15950 Blackberry Hill Rd
Los Gatos, CA 95030
Loan Payment: $14,260/mo
Size: 5,700 sqft
Type: Single Family House
Year Built: 2010
Lot Size: 1
Days on Movoto: 44 days
CUSTOM GATED ESTATE. NEWER CONSTRUCTION. NEVER LIVED IN. MAIN HOUSE: 4,500 SF. 1,033 GUEST HSE. HIGH-END FINISHES. SMART HOUSE; DIGITAL EVERYTHING. VEGAS STYLE PEBBLE TEC POOL W/LED LIGHTS & H20FALLS! AMAZING UNOBSTRUCTED VIEWS: SF TO SJ FOOTHILLS. CHEF’S KITCHEN, VIKING APLS. HIGH CEILINGS. 3 CAR GARAGE. RESORT PROPERTY. *AMPLE* FLAT; MORE FLAT LAND THAN YOU THINK! 1.5 MILES TO DWNTWN. LG SCHOOLS
And here’s why sonarrat checks in with this property:
Is the house also infested with ectoplasmic residue, or is all telekinetic activity confined to the pool? Also for some reason Movoto doesn’t provide the lot size. Per Zillow, it’s 87,120 sq ft, sufficient to snag an acreage tag.
BUNUS: Dude Hanging Out (DHO) in listing photo #20, admiring *AMPLE* FLAT; MORE FLAT LAND THAN YOU THINK!