March 7, 2013

The Rock: No unit above

That’s right, there is no unit above or better than this Mountain View maisonette.  Read on to find out why!  Warning: sale may have closed already.  Our thanks to Burbed reader LomaLuvr.

130306-rock-redfin1939 Rock St #17
Mountain View, CA 94043
$325,000

HOA Dues: $299/mo.
1 Beds
1 Baths
697 Sq. Ft.
$466 / Sq. Ft.
Built: 1963
Lot Size: 2,917 Sq. Ft.
On Redfin: 7 days
HOA Dues: $299/month
Style: Contemporary
View: Neighborhood
County: Santa Clara
Property Type: Townhouse
Stories: 1-3 (Low Rise)
Community: Rengstorff
MLS#: 81306070

Rebuilt in 2006 * Charming1 bedroom Condo * Closed to Google * Quiet 19 units community * No unit Above * Gorgeous Kitchen w/ Granite Countertop, Cherry Cabinet, SS Microwave & Refri. w/ Tile Fl. * Family Rm w/ Recess Lights & Crown Molding * Master Bedrm. w/ Ceiling Fans & Closet * Private Backyard * Cheerful Bathrm w/ Tiles, Vanity, Granite countertop, SS faucet * Indoor Laundry * One covered & One Guest Parking

Nothing like a rebuilt place that where you can take one look at the kitchen and say, yup, rebuilt in 2006.  Definitely 2006.  Added bunus: kitchen cabinetry matches the landscaping.  Only in the Bay Area do we have homes so Special that they’re staged with that degree of fit and finish.

130306-rock-kitchen130306-rock-yard

All this, and closed to Google too!

Comments (14) -- Posted by: madhaus @ 5:04 am

14 Responses to “The Rock: No unit above”

  1. DonnieJ Says:

    So refreshing.

    So what am I getting for $300 a month in HOA fees for a studio? Who knows, but it’s not enough to actually list in the copy.

    “If you charge it, they will pay”

  2. SEA Says:

    From Redfin: “Year Renovated 1975″

    “permits unknown,” maybe?

  3. sonarrat Says:

    Looks fine to me, other than a 1-bed 1-bath on one level being categorized as a townhouse just because it doesn’t have anyone above or below.

  4. DonnieJ Says:

    Well you know, it doesn’t really matter what to call it.

    In the copy it’s a townhouse, yet referred to as a Condo in the description.

    Renovated? Try “Rebuilt”. It seems this was razed to the ground and “Rebuilt” in 2006. Judging from the outside, it looks it too.

    No matter, the Chinese who buy this don’t really speak Engrish either. (is this comment in bad taste? Oh well).

    Actually, I may be wrong. Let’s look up the term.

    rebuild [riːˈbɪld]
    vb -builds, -building, -built
    1. to make, construct, or form again the cost of rebuilding the house
    2. To make extensive structural repairs on.
    3. To build again.

    So, in other words, unless they changed the layout of the inside, which would involve moving walls an plumbing, which was done without a permit in 2006, then no, it’s renovated, and not rebuilt.

    I also can’t think of anything I want more than crown molding in a 1bd/1bth which shares a wall with 2 other units.

  5. SEA Says:

    “Well you know, it doesn’t really matter what to call it.”

    …It’s still a POS.

  6. sfbubblebuyer Says:

    Clearly being closed to Google means you won’t have to listen to their insufferable smugness at every hoa meeting as they refer to where they work.

    “Do we want to switch gardening services? We’ve had complaints about shoddy weeding.”

    “Well, at GOOGLE, when we have issues with a vendor, we try a holistic approach to integrating our needs with their capabilities.”

    “Shut the eff up, Chad. Just… shut it.”

  7. madhaus Says:

    I want to bring the thumbs back just to vote for sfbubblebuyer‘s comment #6.

  8. nomadic Says:

    Me too.

  9. DonnieJ Says:

    Seriously, I was looking for a “like” or thumbs for #6.

  10. nomadic Says:

    This place looked more like the Bates Motel than a home. No wonder it’s listed cheaper than the last selling price in spite of the new bubble.

  11. ms Says:

    This is a $1200/month apartment that someone wants to pay $1,500/month for and rent for $3,200.

  12. AstroWallaby Says:

    Someone seriously needs to plant a slightly scorched mannequin arm in the sea of red rock surrounding the back patio so it appears to be waving desperately for help. That would transform “seriously lame” to “FRIGGIN’ AWESOME” in one easy step.

  13. nomadic Says:

    That is a sweet idea. Maybe you could smuggle it into an open house.

  14. Dewane Says:

    At Google, we’d perform end-user experience testing for the thumbs-up before running it in a production environment.


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