Most of our submissions come to us via email (contact info available in the upper right hand column). Today’s featured fortress, from the wilds of San Jose Country Club near Santa Teresa del Fuego, was passed on to us via the Bat Signal. A Redfin Forums reader started a new thread and suggested that this home ought to join the Real Bay Area Is Awesome article, better known as What Can You Buy In The Bay Area for $3.3 million? Well, let’s find out, courtesy of Burbed Reader HomeBuyer25!
5752 COUNTRY CLUB Pkwy
San Jose, CA 95138
HOA Dues: $120/mo.
13,100 Sq. Ft.
$256 / Sq. Ft.
Lot Size: 0.53 Acres
On Redfin: 1 day
HOA Dues: $120/month
View: Bay, Green Belt, Mountains, Canyon, Neighborhood, Valley, City Lights, Golf Course
County: Santa Clara
Property Type: Detached Single Family
Prestigious Silver Creek Valley Country Club! Premium oversized parcel 23,140 sq. ft. featuring 13,100 s. f. residence w/ separate full guest quarters. Space for 7-14 vehicles, weight room, full basement, extra rooms for storage, dance or artist’s studio, wine cellar, bowling alley, wrestling etc. Amenities include radiant heated marble slab floors, 22 ft foyer, gym & theatre, 600 amp panel etc.
Because you know what else this place has? Elegance! Prestige! Why it’s boisting wit’ klayuss! Why? Kawlums! Everything’s better with kawlums!
Although, not so fast. A look at the property history suggests this place has been on the market a lot more than one day. Or one time. Take a look at the death throes of someone’s dream:
Hey, the price has been going back up for almost a year! Even the short sales show that Bay Area Bubble 4.0 is firmly inflated! Blurry pictures, Christmas at Easter, more than a 50% haircut with amazing price history going back six years, and if you spent this much money in Palo Alto, there wouldn’t be a kawlum in sight!
Is that #winning or what?
Now, everyone submit your best prediction on what will be the winning overbid!