April 4, 2013

Day Deal in Danville: Dollar Deluge for Doing Diddlysquat

BlogAtoZ-DWelcome back to Day #4 of the Danged blogging from A to Z challenge. Despite Dropout, we’re Determined to Drag our Dozen Dear readers through Daily Dumps!

Excuse us.  We’re got a Delightful Domicile for your to Drool on the Drapes! But Don’t Despair! We’re Driving a Distance to Danville for this Detached single family Dreck.

Drop any Disgust; the Day’s Display Deserves Decent Drama.  Thanks very much to Burbed reader Kim from the East Bay for this Donation.

130403-ferncroft-redfin531 FERNCROFT Ct
Danville, CA 94526
Sold for $678,000

3 Beds
2 Baths
1,938 Sq. Ft.
$350 / Sq. Ft.
Built: 1974
Lot Size: 9,963 Sq. Ft.
Sold On: Mar 27, 2013
Type: Detached
Stories: 1
County: Contra Costa
Style: Ranch
Community: Danville
MLS#: 40604422

Wonderful ranch style home on a large, private lot. Vaulted ceilings in family room w/ wood burning fireplace. Dine in kitchen with newer appliances. Formal dining room and living room. Dual pane windows. Large parklike backyard with patio. Home needs some TLC.

130403-ferncroft-kitchenLet’s Dial in with Kim:

Look at the listing history:

Listed for $650 a mere 24 hours after being purchased for $565K (Feb 21-22) Closes on March 27 for $678

130403-ferncroft-dhoBUY NOW OR BE PRICED OUT FOREVER!!!

You can’t even call it a flip since he may as well just have used the same listing photos.. the only difference is the house is vacant. Not a bad profit for zero work.

Don’t Diss the Dealer! Why Do you Despise Democracy so much? Maybe you should Dig Ditches in Da Nang if you Don’t Declare Dittoes! Dude, we Direct you to the old Data.  The Dated Depictions are worth a Detour, as the Domicile is not only 130403-ferncroft-yardDecorated, we even found a Double-Double DHO (Dudettes Hanging Out) Distinction! (see left side mirror and its Doppelgangers).

Also the previous listing features lawn Décor from another Development, Different Date, Domain… it looks like a Disk from the Island of Yap.

Or a Demon-sized Donut.

D’oh!

The Detail:

130403-ferncroft-history

Comments (10) -- Posted by: madhaus @ 5:08 am

10 Responses to “Day Deal in Danville: Dollar Deluge for Doing Diddlysquat”

  1. KikiSC Says:

    Looks snouty, front and back. (Snout & tail?) This listing has gone to the Dogs!

  2. Gainesville Condos Says:

    It’s amazing what a difference picture staging can make.

    Nah, that only works in Florida. In the Real Bay Area, condos sell themselves. –ed.

  3. nomadic Says:

    Ha, that’s what the bank gets for Dragging its feet on a short sale. The $565k purchase began its odyssey (went pending) in November.

  4. sonarrat Says:

    Dang, Dat’s a Deal. Dis Domicile Drips Desirability. Dibs!

  5. sprezzatura Says:

    Driving the comps up for everyone while collecting Dollars for Doing nothing? Now that is true Bay Area Specialness!

  6. Sunni Morris Says:

    That’s really very funny using all the D words. Nicely done.

    Sunni

    http://sunni-survivinglife.blogspot.com/

  7. Ellen M. Gregg Says:

    Dang! Downright deft distribution of Ds! :-)

  8. Devika Says:

    Wow. Didn’t know there were so many words beginning with D. I’d really like to see what you do with Q. Or Z. :D

  9. madhaus Says:

    Driving the comps up for everyone while collecting Dollars for Doing nothing? Now that is true Bay Area Specialness!

    sprezzatura, you misspelled “Douchebaggery.”

  10. PokeTheRock Says:

    Dangit! Deals done by Dimwits? No, I can’t do it, but jaysus who pays that price?


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