April 9, 2013

Highland Hits the Highest Hella Heights!

BlogAtoZ-HJust because we’re doing the Blogging from A to Z Challenge doesn’t mean we Have to Hold off our Hallowed Habits. One of them is that we welcome contributions from our readers. Heck, we Harangue our readers if they don’t play along. So, today we are Heaving up another letter of the alphabet, and Having a different poster Handle it.

We Hope you enjoy today’s Happening post from Burbed reader bublidoo!  Please give bublidoo a Healthy, Hot Real Bay Area Homecoming with today’s Holy $#*@! House.

130408-highland-redfin1161 Highland Ter
Fremont, CA 94539

6 Beds
9.5 Baths
9,967 Sq. Ft.
$551 / Sq. Ft.
Built: 2009
Lot Size: 1.64 Acres
On Redfin: 79 days
Type: Detached
Stories 2
Community: Mission
MLS#: 40601026
Style: Custom
View: Bay, City Lights, Hills, Panoramic, Pasture, Ridge, San Francisco, Water
County: Alameda

Panoramic View, Custom Home, Like Living in Taj Mahal, Elevator, 6 Bedrooms-9.5 Bathrooms, Banquet Hall w/ Stage-Seat over 100, All Bedrooms have Full Bathrooms, $150,000 /Crystal Lights and Chandeliers, Stainless Steel Garage & Exterior Doors, Credit Available for Personalizing Your Finishing Touch.

130408-highland-powderLet’s Hear from bublidoo Her/Himself!

Figured eventually you’ll get to H. 🙂

This has got to be the butt-ugliest way to spend nearly 5.5 Million bucks. HDR [check] Cawlumns [check]. Granite on the wall [check]. More bathrooms than 130408-highland-fountainbedrooms [check] "Living like in Taj Mahal" [check]. Yeah, that’s right … sooooo much bling it makes a baroque castle look sparse.

But the HDR … OMG, the HDR! The first pic … OMG, seriously, I thought it’s so synthetic looking it must be from a first person shooter or something. This has gotta be the highest DR evar.

More pictures Here, because you gotta Have some kawlums!


Comments (11) -- Posted by: madhaus @ 5:06 am

11 Responses to “Highland Hits the Highest Hella Heights!”

  1. KikiSC Says:

    You can stop with the sarcasm, young man. It looks like a very nice hotel.

  2. DonnieJ Says:

    Somebody overcompensated.

  3. sfbubblebuyer Says:

    This place just vomits class all over you.

  4. madhaus Says:

    We just LOVE breaking out the red arrows! This place is serious Kawlumgasm.

  5. nomadic Says:

    Banquet hall seats 100? Is this a house or a wedding venue?

    Weird that they left the pool empty (see pic 20 and aerial map view).

  6. peanutbutter Says:

    It would probably help if these photos hadn’t been so grossly over-photoshopped. The pics look weird.

  7. nomadic Says:

    Heh, Zestimate is $6M but the rent estimate is only $3083/month.

  8. nomadic Says:

    Oh, there’s some interesting stuff on Zillow. They originally claimed the banquet hall seated 200, the house was over 12k sf, and it was listed for over $7M.


  9. DreamT Says:

    if H already gives us that many Kawlums… I fear K’s wrath

  10. RewindTo2005 Says:

    Who’s got the most number of KAWLUMs.. The house in the background or this one which was privileged to be featured on burbed…

  11. Remington Says:

    LOL 5.5 million to live in Fremont, yeah ok…!

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