September 6, 2013

East San Jose Mawbul Kawlums! This house sits on a lot of square feet

Okay, East San Jose hills, but still! Oh my gawd who lives here, the POPE?  Thanks very much to Burbed reader TL in San Jose for sending in this feature that indicates what makes a joint classy. KAWLUMS!  Put some in your bedroom!

130905-chaboya-redfin4227 CHABOYA Ct
San Jose, CA 95148
$2,988,000

7 Beds
6.5 Baths
8,314 Sq. Ft.
$359 / Sq. Ft.
Built: 1989
Lot Size: 3.40 Acres
On Redfin: 14 days
Status: Active


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130905-chaboya-kawlums2Not only this mansion teeming with MAWBUL KAWLUMS, the listing isn’t full of much of anything. We didn’t forget the description; there isn’t any. Also missing are basic entry items such as the County, the house style, and how many stories in the building. But this agent doesn’t have any stories to tell. Instead, we’ll let the photos do all the talking.

We did find this description on MLSListings:

130905-chaboya-kawlums3*BREATHTAKING UNSURPASSED VIEWS OF SF BAY AREA, SILICON VALLEY, AND THE BEST SUNSETS IN THE AREA* 7 BEDROOMS* 6.5 BATHS*2 MASTER SUITES* 2 KITCHENS W/ S.S. APPLIANCES* EXTRA LARGE BUILT IN FRIDGE* GRANITE SLAB COUNTERS HUGE ENTERTAINMENT/BONUS AREA* UNPARALLELED CUSTOM FINISHES THROUGHOUT *HIGH CEILINGS* MARBLE FLOORS* DRAMATIC STAIRCASE* BASKETBALL CT* VINEYARD * SOLAR POOL* EXCELLENT SCHOOLS*

130905-chaboya-kawlums4Best of all, it links to a virtual tour with, we shit you not, 80 pictures.  Because the 25 on Redfin are obviously not enough. Also not enough are the missing description in Redfin and the ALL-CAPS one above. So we are delighted to share the one from the virtual tour as well, because it demonstrates the care and consideration taken with selling a three million dollar house.

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It certainly does. 148,104 sure is a lot.

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Comments (8) -- Posted by: madhaus @ 7:02 am

8 Responses to “East San Jose Mawbul Kawlums! This house sits on a lot of square feet”

  1. SiO2 Says:

    Only 2013 years old! Awesome! Who knew there was such building techniques in the year 0?

  2. Tom Paine Says:

    Some Realtors have phones smarter than they are.

  3. Swans Says:

    Is this considered a historical home given its age?

    Thanks for the kawlum love – made my day.

  4. madhaus Says:

    #1 SiO2, the Romans had ‘em* and they didn’t do too bad, right?

    *such building techniques in the year 1 BCE.

  5. KikiSC Says:

    Oh, dear. Dear, dear, dear. Two master suites: for the first two wives.

  6. nomadic Says:

    WTF could these people have done to this house (built in 1989) in the past four years to merit a $1.4M price increase?

  7. DensityDuck Says:

    My wife has gotten crazy about “Property Brothers”. The other day there was a show where the homeowner was super excited about the plaster columns decorating the living room of her new purchase, and absolutely *insisted* that they stay. The renovator ripped one of them in half trying to remove it, and the lady looked like someone had just sat on a puppy.

  8. LookyLoo Says:

    It looks like the completely gutted the house when they bought it. Mawbul Kawlums are fancy fancy and looks like they upgraded everything.


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