October 24, 2013

Those of us about to be sold short salute you

Here’s a fantastic find in Fremont for ya with fab fotos!  Plus, there’s an AUCTION. Oooh, excitement!  Whoops, they already had it. Think it sold?

131023-bowling-redfin34179 BOWLING GREEN Cmn
Fremont, CA 94555
$385,000

HOA Dues: $275/mo.
4 Beds
2.5 Baths
1,474 Sq. Ft.
$261 / Sq. Ft.
Built: 1970
Lot Size: 1,027 Sq. Ft.
On Redfin: 23 days
Status: Active
HOA Dues: $275/month
Style: Traditional
View: Other
County: Alameda
Type: Townhouse
Stories: 2
Community: Northgate West
MLS#: 40633445

This 4 BR and 2.5 BA townhome is convenient to shopping, park and 880. Lots of light in this two story end unit with patio. DP windows. Needs TLC. Finance incentives – Call Nationstar Mortgage 877.825.2432. Open house 10/12 & 10/14 11- 4. Offers to homesearch.com auction 10/18-24th.

Oh oh.  View is usually “Neighborhood” unless it’s something awesome such as “Golden Gate Bridge” or “Mountains” or “Skyline.”  What do you think an “Other” view is? Is this house appearing on Point/Counterpoint?

Then again, with real estate photography this poignant, this house is more likely to show up on some Reality (not Realty) show such as Real Housewives of Fremont.

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And since when is $385K under Redfin’s minimum commission?

Alas, the reserve for the auction was not met.  But check out the page for more awesome photos like these.

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Comments (5) -- Posted by: madhaus @ 7:07 am

5 Responses to “Those of us about to be sold short salute you”

  1. dollarbin Says:

    I think the missing toilet seat in the last picture really makes the listing special.

    Perhaps view “Other” means “backside of digital satellite dish”

  2. Steve Tyler Says:

    I like that the auction specifies “Property is being offered “AS IS, WHERE IS”.” Too bad. I was hoping to buy it and move it to Pacific Heights.

  3. nomadic Says:

    Just think how great this place would be in Vallejo next to a fence with cooking oil on it.

  4. Jb Says:

    why take a toilet seat? I mean, really. Does burbed have that as a category for photos? seems like maybe that category is needed…

  5. nomadic Says:

    #14, to discourage anyone from using the toilet? No TP either.


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