March 31, 2014

Have you ever wanted your own Abbottabad mansion?

819 STAMBAUGH St Redwood City, CA 94063
$699,000 Price
2 Beds
1 Baths
890 Sq. Ft.
$785 / Sq. Ft.
Built: 1948 Lot Size: 5,000 Sq. Ft.

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THIS COZY WELL MAINTAINED HOME, 2Bed & 2bat, has the potential to be turned into your dream home. 2nd bath, permit unknown, Buyer research by his own responsibility. Bathroom is nicely tiled with bathtub glass enclosure, updated kitchen w/ newer cabinets, hardwood floors throughout, dual pane windows, newer doors, good sized yard. Close to transportations with Easy access to Freeways I-101, I-280.

Let’s face it, in these topys turvey times, we could all use a little extra security. Like maybe the level of security of a mansion in Abbottabad.

Now, if you’re that kind of person, this house is for you. Just look at that fence. Motorize that puppy, and no one is going to be able to sneak into your house and rob you.

And look at that front yard – that’s right there is none! It’s ready for you to install some motorized plating so that you can disable attacking vehicles. They’re pretty effective! (Just be sure to lower them when your own vehicles are coming through.)

Nothing can stop anyone from invading this house – that’s a fact. And that’s why this is such an amazing buy.

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March 24, 2014

No peeking! or is it no peaking? Cupertino house no show till broker tour

19707 MERRITT Dr Cupertino, CA 95014
$1,150,000 Price
3 Beds
2 Baths
1,408 Sq. Ft.
$817 / Sq. Ft.
Built: 1960 Lot Size: 7,488 Sq. Ft.

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NO SHOW Till broker tour. Great opportunity in Cupertino with great schools. First time on market in 53 years! Family room has been extended w/ o permits. Not incl in sq footage. Dual pane windows, hardwood floors, pool, newer appliances – microwave, cooktop, refrigerator. Solar heating for hot water installed but inoperative. Collins elementary, Lawson middle, Cupertino High. Buyers to verify.

That’s right folks. If you want to see this house, you’re going to need to wait until the broker tour?

What’s a broker tour?

Well, that’s… uh… when the brokers take a tour.

How does that help you as a buyer or a seller?

Well, you see, every time a broker takes a tour through a house, the value goes up a little more. It’s like rubbing a rabbit’s foot. Or finding a four leaf clover.

So no peeking!

But let’s be frank, there’s definitely no peaking for house prices. Just look at this kitchen:

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Old stuff is hipster gold right?

I’m betting this house will clear for $1.5M. What’s your estimate?

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March 20, 2014

What does the smallest house in Santa Clara County cost?

151 SUNNYSLOPE Ave San Jose, CA 95127
$559,900 Price
1 Beds
1 Baths
570 Sq. Ft.
$982 / Sq. Ft.
Built: 1944 Lot Size: 6,750 Sq. Ft.

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NICE & WELL KEPT HOME IN NICE NEIGHBORHOOD, WITH MOUNTAIN VIEWS. CONVENIENTLY LOCATED BY SCHOOLS, LIBRARY, SHOPPING MALL AND HWY 680. LARGE DRIVEWAY FOR PARKING AN RV OR BOAT. LARGE LOT. ADDITIONAL LARGE 1200 SQ. FT. UNIT IN THE BACKYARD INCLUDES 3 BEDROOM & 1 BATHROOM, BUILT IN 2006. NEWER HOUSE WITH COPPER SYSTEM. SEPARATE STORAGE ROOM.

The other day I was wondering, what’s the smallest house in Santa Clara County? And what does it cost?

Well, a few clicks later, I had my answer.

Of course, this is misleading – because you’re actually buying two houses- the 2nd of which doesn’t seem to come with photos…

But hey, how can you question this listing? What? You don’t think that’s a nice and well kept home? What, you don’t think this is a “nice neighborhood”

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I wonder if you could buy this a flip this just for this amazing copper system that the listing highlights! What’s the going rate for that these days?

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