March 31, 2014

Have you ever wanted your own Abbottabad mansion?

819 STAMBAUGH St Redwood City, CA 94063
$699,000 Price
2 Beds
1 Baths
890 Sq. Ft.
$785 / Sq. Ft.
Built: 1948 Lot Size: 5,000 Sq. Ft.

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THIS COZY WELL MAINTAINED HOME, 2Bed & 2bat, has the potential to be turned into your dream home. 2nd bath, permit unknown, Buyer research by his own responsibility. Bathroom is nicely tiled with bathtub glass enclosure, updated kitchen w/ newer cabinets, hardwood floors throughout, dual pane windows, newer doors, good sized yard. Close to transportations with Easy access to Freeways I-101, I-280.

Let’s face it, in these topys turvey times, we could all use a little extra security. Like maybe the level of security of a mansion in Abbottabad.

Now, if you’re that kind of person, this house is for you. Just look at that fence. Motorize that puppy, and no one is going to be able to sneak into your house and rob you.

And look at that front yard – that’s right there is none! It’s ready for you to install some motorized plating so that you can disable attacking vehicles. They’re pretty effective! (Just be sure to lower them when your own vehicles are coming through.)

Nothing can stop anyone from invading this house – that’s a fact. And that’s why this is such an amazing buy.

Comments (5) -- Posted by: burbed @ 5:00 am

5 Responses to “Have you ever wanted your own Abbottabad mansion?”

  1. Gallileo Says:

    “The potential to be turned into your dream home.”

    Is there anyone whose dream house is in this neighborhood in Redwood City, a block and a half from a major freeway and requiring a security fence like the one in the picture.

    Don’t know what that agent is thinking, but I guess it is typical.

  2. Sd Says:

    Well the realtard must be smoking crack to believe that anyone with money to burn on overpriced real estate would actually want to live in that ghetto Redwood Shitty when the rich cool kids live in Palo Alto and Menlo Park.

  3. nomadic Says:

    Yes, but it’s the difference between burning $1.5M or so and a paltry $700k…

    /sarcasm

  4. kaprika1 Says:

    I have been a loyal burbed reader/believer for the last few years. I have finally given up believing and have joined the search for a new home. Today was our first day looking for homes and unfortunately we ended up bumping into a lunatic seller in pleasanton who sweared at us and chased us off. What more is expected of buyers after overbidding, no contigencies, personal financial details and love letters? See my blog at kaprika1 dot blogspot dot com

  5. Petsmart groomer Says:

    $4,001 cheaper now. Hurry!


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