1355 TORRANCE Ave
Sunnyvale, CA 94089
1,000 Sq. Ft.
$750 / Sq. Ft.
Built: 1956 Lot Size: 5,500 Sq. Ft. On Redfin: 24 days Status: Active
Supra lock box on Tuesday 4/22/14
People always ask me: How do you know if a house is good?
Well, there’s a few ways. First, knock on the house – is there a dull hollow sound? Oh wait, that’s something else…
Frankly, I look at two things:
1. What type of car is in the driveway?
2. What kind of lock box is used?
This listing, shockingly, answers both.
There appears to be a sweet, sweet, sweet, corvette in the driveway. And it’s held back by a metal gate. This is definitely a sign of greatness. Just sitting in the car, behind the gate, you can pretend you are Joe Biden. Just like this!
Another sign? The lock box. What kind of lock box does the house use? This uses a supra! A supra!
If the realtor didn’t care, then they probably would’ve used another brand of lock box – but the fact that only the best was used means that this is a good house. A great house. I mean, just look at all the photos of… this… uh… house.