And now, may I present a guest post. Take it away, madhaus. Why thanks, madhaus, don’t mind if I do.
Sacramento Bee: Education Coalition Sues California Over School Funding
California’s system for funding public schools is irrational, unstable and in need of overhaul, a lawsuit filed Thursday asserts, and prevents 6 million students from receiving the education they are entitled to under the state Constitution.
The lawsuit, filed by a coalition of students, parents and education groups against the governor and the state, puts California on a growing list of states slapped with what lawyers call "adequacy" suits
Thirty-three states have faced adequacy lawsuits, in which plaintiffs argue that a state does not give schools enough money to achieve that state’s academic standards. In most cases, experts said, the states have lost in court and been forced to come up with more funds and a new way of paying for schools.
Now that’s the American way. Something’s broken? Sue ‘em. The lead plaintiff in this case, Robles-Wong v. California, is a junior at Alameda High School. Yay, Bay Area, We’re #1! We’re #1! And despite a press conference in Sacramento, the suit itself was filed in Alameda County.
A spokesman for the group noted California had some of the highest educational standards in the country, with some of the lowest funding rates. Yeah, take that, New Jersey! We do more with less! We’re the best at writing standards, and the best at failing to meet them! Boo-yah!
The article also described the method of determining each California school district’s unique funding as “a complicated funding formula.” This is akin to noting that the General Theory of Relativity is “kind of tough,” as there are only four people in the entire world who understand how the state school funding algorithm actually works. One of them has an unlisted phone, one refused to respond to repeated requests for comment, and the other two were driven insane by the process of mastering it.
Okay, assuming you were actually reading any of this, by now you’re saying, madhaus, you are just making that part up. Am not. See?
San Jose Mercury News: Schools, PTA sue California over education funding
For most of California’s roughly 1,000 school districts, the state budget crisis has caused per-student funding to fall for two years. But the complaint reaches beyond current cutbacks. For decades, California schools have budgeted according to a complicated funding mechanism determined by multiple laws and court rulings and resulting in unpredictable and different per-student amounts for each district. For example, in 2008-09, Evergreen Elementary School District in San Jose received $7,787 per student, but Palo Alto Unified received $14,214.
The suit contends that the state has neglected to do what the constitution requires: prioritize school funding.
See? See? “Complicated funding <miscellaneous noun>.” Told you so.
Can’t get enough of this? Read the lawsuit (PDF, 59 pages) by clicking here.