MLSlistings Property Detail for MLS number 664162
10307 EARLANDER ST
San Jose, CA 95127
$560,000

This Single Family Residence has the following features:
MLS#: 664162 Approx Age: 55 Years Approx Sq Ft: 1192
Detached Single Family 1 Story Traditional
3 Bedrooms 1 Bathroom 1 Shower over Tub

I think I’m going to guess that this house has been on the market for almost 2 months. Just guessing. What do you think?

We’ve heard all of those doom and gloom stories about real estate elsewhere. But let’s face it – Silicon Valley is special. Here’s proof:

MLSlistings Property Detail for MLS number 648574
1204 MAGNOLIA AV
San Jose, CA 95126

$450,000

This Single Family Residence has the following features:
MLS#: 648574 Approx Age: 91 Years Approx Sq Ft: 439
Detached Single Family 1 Story Cabin
2 Bedrooms 1 Bathroom 1 Tub
Eat in Kitchen Utility Room Laundry Area – Inside

So while $450k might buy you a house elsewhere – it buys you a 439sqft junk yard here.
Buy now before this becomes $1 million!!!

MLSlistings Property Detail for MLS number 669230
21641 ALMADEN RD
San Jose, CA 95120
$499,950

This Single Family Residence has the following features:
MLS#: 669230 Approx Age: Unavailable Approx Sq Ft: 1000
Detached Single Family 1 Story 3 Bedrooms

See that gap under the front door? I’m pretty sure that if you get bored of this location, that you can get a forklift and use it to move this house somewhere else. Great deal!

Burbed reader Steve writes in: “…have you ever wanted to buy a $900,000 driveway? Here’s your chance:”

MLSlistings Property Detail for MLS number 641707
5004 N 1ST ST
San Jose, CA 95002
$900,000

This Single Family Residence has the following features:
MLS#: 641707 Approx Age: 46 Years Approx Sq Ft: 1300
Detached Single Family 1 Story 3 Bedrooms
1 Bathroom 1 Stall Shower Separate Family Room
Eat in Kitchen Gas Heat Wall Furnace Heat

Wait a sec… what’s being sold here? The house on the left side of the fence? or the garage on the right side?

Fortunately there are some more photos:

Oh, now it totally makes sense… you’re buying a driveway!
Get that and a few , you’ll have the perfect special Bay Area house!

CRUCERO DR, San Jose Property Details – San Jose Real Estate – San Jose Homes for Sale – Movoto
CRUCERO DR, San Jose 95122
Bedroom: 2 Bathroom: 1 Square Footage: 872 $519,950
Status:
Active
Year Built: 1971 List Date: 9/28/2006 Lot Size: 3920
Parking Spaces: 2 MLS#: 661008
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DESCRIPTION -
CRUCERO DR, San Jose
BEST PRICED 2 BEDROOM 1 BATH W/CONVERTED GARAGE AS A FAMILY ROOM, PERMITS UNKN NEAR ELEMENTARY/MIDDLE AND HIGH SCHOOLS, TRANSP. ROUTES & SHOPPING SHOWS VERY CLEAN PERFECT FOR A FIRST TIME HOMEBUYER
FEATURES – CRUCERO DR, San Jose
Property Type Attached Single Family
Lot Description Lot: 1 to 4,500 Sq Ft, Corner Lot
Architecture Contemporary
Bedroom 2 Bedrooms
Bathroom 1 Shower over Tub, 1 Tub, 1 Stall Shower, 1 Bathroom

Ah, the usual “This place is terrible – so let’s say it’s great for a first time buyer!” deal.

I dunno… has that VW microbus moved in the last 20 years? Pretty creepy. I’d be a bit concerned about entering…

MLSlistings Property Detail for MLS number 665313
1531 LITTLE ORCHARD ST
San Jose, CA 95110

$585,000

This Single Family Residence has the following features:
MLS#: 665313 Approx Age: 57 Years Approx Sq Ft: 864
Detached Single Family 1 Story Traditional
2 Bedrooms 1 Bathroom 1 Shower over Tub

The note to the buyer?

“Dear Buyer – How does it feel to be my BITCH? Love, House” 

MLSlistings Property Detail for MLS number 652144
73 N 25TH ST
San Jose, CA 95116

$550,000

This Single Family Residence has the following features:
MLS#: 652144 Approx Age: 80 Years Approx Sq Ft: 780
Detached Single Family 1 Story Spanish

I would totally add a window so that I could drive up and place an order for a double-double … wouldn’t you?

MLSlistings Property Detail for MLS number 664696
221 S 21ST ST
San Jose, CA 95116

$475,000

This Single Family Residence has the following features:
MLS#: 664696 Approx Age: Unavailable Approx Sq Ft: 1200
Detached Single Family 1 Story Cottage/Bungalow
3 Bedrooms 2 Bathrooms 1 Stall Shower

Ok, I give up. What’s going on in this deal? Do I get all of them as the buyer? Just one? Huh?

1214 SIERRA MAR DR, San Jose Property Details – San Jose Real Estate – San Jose Homes for Sale – Movoto
1214 SIERRA MAR DR, San Jose 95118

Bedroom: 4 Bathroom: 2 Square Footage: 1248 $475,000
Status:
Pending Show
Year Built: 1955 List Date: 10/6/2006 Lot Size: 6237
Parking Spaces: 2 MLS#: 662798
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DESCRIPTION -
1214 SIERRA MAR DR, San Jose
FIRE DAMAGE Value Is In The Land. PLEASE DO NOT ENTER!!!!!!
FEATURES – 1214 SIERRA MAR DR, San Jose
Property Type Detached Single Family
Lot Description Lot: 4,500 to 6,500 Sq Ft
Bedroom 4 Bedrooms
Bathroom 1 Shower over Tub, 2 Bathrooms, 1 Tub, 1 Stall Shower

What a smoking deal!

I guess one thing that I wonder: how did this catch on fire anyway?

Man, that’s going to need a lot of pergo, granite counter tops, and
stainless steel appliances to fix up… At $250 per square foot to rebuild, this is going to be a million dollar house some day soon!

(Thanks Brendan!)

MLSlistings Property Detail for MLS number 635155
130 HENSLEY ST
San Jose, CA 95112

$550,000

This Single Family Residence has the following features:
MLS#: 635155 Approx Age: Unavailable Approx Sq Ft: 930
Detached Single Family 1 Story Contemporary

I’m surprised they didn’t say that “This won’t last long” – because that’s what I’m thinking.

I bet this house would be good if your last name is Winchester…