September 29, 2014

Half a million dollar house in East Palo Alto

2112 Lincoln St
East Palo Alto, CA 94303
$550,000 Price 
2 Beds 
1 Baths
— Sq. Ft.
Built: 1947 Lot Size: 4,400 Sq. Ft. On Redfin: 17 days Status: Active
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Affordable starter home looking for some TLC.

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Comments (10) -- Posted by: burbed @ 5:18 am






July 26, 2013

Lovely Livingroom in East Palo Alto

Let’s launch you into your weekend Open Housing with a great find from Burbed reader Petsmart Groomer. Enjoy!

130726-azalia-redfin220 AZALIA Dr
East Palo Alto, CA 94303
$349,000

2 Beds
1 Baths
860 Sq. Ft.
$406 / Sq. Ft.
Built: 1951
Lot Size: 5,500 Sq. Ft.
On Redfin: 24 days
Status: Active
Property Type: Detached Single Family
Stories: 1
County: San Mateo
Style: Traditional
Community: East of U.S. 101
MLS#: 813236

One Story Home, Two Bedrooms, One Bathroom, Livingroom, Garaga Conversion, Large Back Yard.

Wow, a Garaga Conversion. That sounds ethnic. Maybe they’re saying you can open a restaurant here. That’s why the vehicles in the driveway are featured so prominently.  Because this is what Silicon Valley is all about: starting a business in your garaga, and then converting it into something that is not a garaga. In this case, a Honda.

Comments (2) -- Posted by: madhaus @ 7:02 am

June 25, 2013

Go East, Young Man! East Palo Alto!

Last week, site founder and still occasional guest poster burbed brought us a trio of triumphant East Palo Alto Burbed win.  Or would that be Burbed wins?  Let’s return to the scene of the crime and see what else is available at low, low entry prices, possible even for those of us who don’t work at Facegle or GoogIn or Linkedbook.  That is, of course, if you think $700K for not just a house but a business opportunity is a low price.

Thanks very much to Burbed reader Petsmart Groomer for noting there’s more to EPA than just Ikea!

130624-euclid-redfin1910 EUCLID Ave
East Palo Alto, CA 94025
$720,000

4 Beds
2 Baths
1,518 Sq. Ft.
$474 / Sq. Ft.
Built: 1947
Lot Size: 5,544 Sq. Ft.
On Redfin: 69 days
Status: Active
Stories: 1
Community: West of U.S. 101
MLS#: 81312363
View: Neighborhood
County: San Mateo

This very well-maintained East Palo Alto duplex consists of two (2) one-bedroom/one-bath single-story units consisting of approximately 1,518 square feet of livable space situated on a parcel totaling 5,544 square feet. The building is constructed of a wood frame with stucco siding and has a pitched composition shingle roof as well as updated double-pane windows.

130624-euclid-trashbinsWe’re seeing opportunity everywhere in this listing. You get two units. That means you could rent them both out to Facegle employees, live in one and invent the next paradigm shift in the other, or go wild and use both as storage. The sky’s the limit, and don’t’ forget to set up bull spreads to lock in your profits!

Wow, look at this! The previous owner will even throw in these excellent receptacles to hold the cash this place will generate! Complete with wheels so you can take them to the bank of your choice!

Comments (11) -- Posted by: madhaus @ 5:04 am

June 22, 2013

The very best house “in the center of silicone Valley”

2148 RALMAR Ave, East Palo Alto, CA 94303

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Let’s face it – there are enormous pools of cash these days, in search of great investment opportunity. You probably have some of that cash, desperate to get some sort of return for it.

And here, ladies and gentlemen, is one of the best investments… ever.

In “the center of silicone Valley” is this amazing cash cow gem. Now, we all know that Realtors cannot lie – because if they do, they are sent to the Realtor Tribunal, judged by other Realtors who have only the highest ethics and professionalism in the land – and thus we must acknowledge that this house really does have 6 bedrooms and 4 bathrooms in a mere 1,728 sqft.

Just think about how many hackers you can fit in there, hacking away at the next service that can allow us to record 200 characters, 8 seconds of video, or find 3 matching virtual dog treats and crush them together. Think how much you will be able to charge these hackers who make $300,000 a year, changing the way we live, eat, sleep, crush virtual dog treats.

It even comes with gated doors and windows, to help the enormously valuable intellectual property that will lie asleep within – dreaming up new ways to help us be more local, social, mobile, farm to fork, Second Life… oh whoops… big data.

This can be yours. It will be yours. Pick up the phone today. But a bid in. No wait, but in two bids. Then hire Frank Gehry and M.C. Escher to remodel this home. Hey, after all, you’ve gotten to level 924 in Kitty Treat Crush Sagas… tackling this remodel will be a cinch for you!

Comments (2) -- Posted by: burbed @ 5:33 am

June 21, 2013

On the market for 13 days… or since 2012

2166 UNIVERSITY Ave, East Palo Alto, CA 94303

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Whoa, this has been on the market for 13 days already? And it hasn’t been snapped up despite the prestigious University Avenue address? What’s going on???

Wait a minute! I’m getting that déjà vu feeling all over again. Where have I seen this before?

Are you ready for 2012 – you know, end of the world and all that?

2166 UNIVERSITY Ave
East Palo Alto, CA 94303

$650,000

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Huh. Go figure. 1 year, 1 month later, this house is once again on the market.

Ok, so we all survived the apocalypse and brain eating undead zombies. But, how do we know that it wasn’t a simple off-by-one error and that the world won’t end this year? I bet you could spray paint some silver paint onto that fence and make it look all metal-y. (Of course, someone by then steal your faux metal fence and be sorely disappointed at the scrapper…)

Are you concerned about the end of the world? Are you concerned about privacy? If so, why aren’t you concerned that you don’t own this house already?

Comments (5) -- Posted by: burbed @ 5:35 am

June 20, 2013

Hello again 2164 POPLAR Ave!

2164 POPLAR Ave, East Palo Alto, CA 94303

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Hm… something about this listing seems familiar. Where have I seen this before?

Oh wait! I know!

http://www.burbed.com/2008/02/25/rent-or-buy-the-saga-of-2164-poplar-ave-continues/

Very Clean – Beautifluly Remodled Home ++Pics++
1200 / 2br – Very Clean – Beautifluly Remodled Home Pics (east palo alto)

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2164 Poplar Ave, East Palo Alto

This Bungalow style home is located in East Palo Alto. This cozy home is conveniently located near shopping and transportation and the trendy University Avenue area.

The home has 2 bedroom and 1 Bathroom. The House also has been fully remodeled with new paint, granite counter tops, and a large front yard patio.
• Pets are negotiable. • Lease negotiable • AVAILABLE NOW • Security Deposit $1200.00 Please Drive by unit and take a look. If you have any questions please feel free to call 650 270 6869 or 650 344 4066 or just reply to this add.

But didn’t we see this house before? Oh wait that’s right!

http://www.burbed.com/2006/02/09/400k-for-a-1br-1ba-480-sqft/

$400k for a 1br, 1ba 480 sqft house in east palo alto

Cashin Company Realtors
2164 POPLAR AV
EAST PALO ALTO, CA 94303

$399,000

1 Bedrooms, 1 Bath(s)
480 Estimated Sq. Ft.

Listing #: 602056

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Back to 2006 pricing baby! As we all know, Real Estate operates in cycles. We are now back to the “awesome” “sane” “reality” “best time to buy” part of the cycle. And this house has only gotten better with age. Check it out – look how new everything is!

So, what’s stopping you from buying this amazing, famous, legacy house?

Comments (4) -- Posted by: burbed @ 5:27 am

June 11, 2013

Attention all first-time buyers!

Let’s find out what affordable housing looks like Close to Facebook!  Here’s a honey of a house from Burbed reader Petsmart Groomer. Thanks very much… we think.

130611-wisteria-redfin143 WISTERIA Dr
East Palo Alto, CA 94303
$375,000

3 Beds
1 Baths
1,060 Sq. Ft.
$354 / Sq. Ft.
Built: 1952
Lot Size: 5,000 Sq. Ft.
On Redfin: 6 days
Property Type: Detached Single Family
Stories: 1
Community: East of U.S. 101
MLS#: 81319639
Style: Traditional
View": Neighborhood
County: San Mateo

Attention all first time buyers!!! Diamond in the rough!! "The Gardens Home" Hardwood floors throughout, 3 bedrooms, 1 bath, 1060 square feet on a 5000 square foot lot. Minutes from highway 101, Dumbarton and IKEA. This is a great started home in a well maintained neighborhood!!!

Check it out!

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Great started home indeed!  Plus, we got 3/4 of a Dude Hanging Out in that… um…guest house.  Which we are absolutely sure has all required permits.  Uh huh.

Comments (7) -- Posted by: madhaus @ 5:09 am

April 5, 2013

Extraordinary Extremity Edifice in East Palo Alto!

BlogAtoZ-EToday is day #5 of the A to Z blogging challenge:  Everything’s Easy. Eventually Excellent Estates would be Examined, as Everyone Expected we’d Essay on Entities Eastwards. Ever Espy how adding East to an Entity makes it Easier to Enjoy?  East Palo Alto is an Easier Expense than Palo Alto.  East San Jose is less Expensive as San Jose. And East Oakland? Empty. Ecch, Examine the Entire East Bay if you Endeavor to Evade being priced out forever!  Er, End Emit Equity Emerging Evermore.

130404-paloverde-redfin2318 PALO VERDE Ave
East Palo Alto, CA 94303
$369,000

2 Beds
1 Baths
860 Sq. Ft.
$429 / Sq. Ft.
Built: 1951
Lot Size: 4,800 Sq. Ft.
On Redfin: 3 days
Property Type: Detached Single Family
Stories: 1
Community: East of U.S. 101
MLS#: 81310172
Style: Contemporary
View: Neighborhood
County: San Mateo

BEAUTIFUL REMODELED HM W/ MANY WINDOWS, GARDEN VIEWS & ABUNDANCE OF NATURAL LIGHT. INCL NEW KIT, GRANITE COUNTERTOP, BACKSPLASH, TILE FLRS, NEW STOVE, LARGE LR & BEDROOMS. NEW LAMINATED FLR THROUGHOUT. REMODELED BATH. FRESHLY PAINTED INSIDE & OUT. PROFESSIONAL LANDSCAPING W/ AUTOMATIC IRRIGATION. PEACEFUL SETTING AFFORDS PRIVACY YET REMAINS MINS TO SHOPPING & FREEWAY ACCESS. MUST SEE TO APPRECIATE!

There is one term for this kind of a building and that is “snout house.” It’s all garage and the front Entrance is not Eyeable. But there’s so much more to today’s Entry!

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Not only is there a Gated Entryway, in Excellent snout house tradition, we still can’t find the front door. Note the addition of a stunt portal.

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The remodeled Eatery is Eclectic, while the yard is Easy maintenance. Want to get an Estimate of Effort involved in the update? Examine this Earlier Eyesore!

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Must see to appreciate. Eyeball, Extol, Expand!  The End.

Comments (7) -- Posted by: madhaus @ 5:07 am

December 7, 2012

2Homes!!2years new luxury 2 story homes

It’s been far too long since we’ve checked in with East Palo Alto.  Today’s featured home, courtesy of Burbed reader Petsmart Groomer, shows that you can have luxury at an affordable price.  Remember, if you’re choosing from luxe, low, large, and location, you can usually have two.  Let’s have a look at today’s low and large!

121206-runnymede-redfin919 RUNNYMEDE St
East Palo Alto, CA 94303
$750,000

6 Beds 
4 Baths 
3,036 Sq. Ft.
$247 / Sq. Ft.
Built: 2010 
Lot Size: 6,733 Sq. Ft. 
On Redfin: 127 days
Status: Active
Property Type: Detached Single Family
Community: East of U.S. 101
MLS#: 81228693
Stories: 2
County: San Mateo

2Homes!!2years new luxury 2 story homes * 3,000plus living space * Main unit4bed/2.5bath 2nd unit 2bed/1.5bath which is rented for $1,600 * Vaulted ceiling * This stunning property boasts a bright & open floor plan that is easy for entertaining * Gourmet kitchen with granite counter tops and stainless steel appliances * 3 car garage, Patio * 1st floor master bed W/ walking closet *

121206-runnymede-livingWhen PG sent this in, the house was simply noted as “East Palo Alto wonder.”  As, we wonder why anyone would build a house in East Palo Alto to this level of finish.  Let alone two houses. 

Then we realized that the builder either took too long to catch the last bubble, or is positioning to catch the next one.  And isn’t $750K a reasonable price to pay for 2 houses in an up-and-coming neighborhood (that is, if by up-and-coming, we really mean “last up, first down”?)  Good thing the agent is pinching pennies by not wasting them on extra spaces in the listing copy.

Also, check out how well these luxe lodgings fit in with the neighborhood!

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Let the gentrification begin!  Again!

Comments (10) -- Posted by: madhaus @ 5:07 am

June 1, 2012

Perfect for the Minimalist

We continue our look at crapboxen lower-priced homes.  Here’s another more affordable property that you can no longer purchase because someone beat you to it.  Didn’t we tell you the market was hot, hot, hot?  Why aren’t you running out there and buying a house right now?  Do you want to be PRICED OUT FOREVER?

Thanks very much to Burbed reader Petsmart Groomer for passing along this excellent property in East Palo Alto.

533 WEEKS St
East Palo Alto, CA 94303
$260,000

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BEDS: 2
BATHS: 1
SQ. FT.: 1,170
$/SQ. FT.: $222
LOT SIZE: 6,325 Sq. Ft.
PROPERTY TYPE: Detached Single Family
STYLE: Traditional
STORIES: 1
YEAR BUILT: 1947
COMMUNITY: East of U.S. 101
COUNTY: San Mateo
MLS#: 81214470
SOURCE: MLSListings
STATUS: Pending With Release
ON REDFIN: 41 days

great property for invester or first time hom buyer.

120530-weeks-frontHere’s why PG shared this home with you:

9 words, 2 typos.  Close to Facebook, though.

And since a picture is worth a thousand words, best we share the rest of the photos.

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Isn’t this place charming?  Now look at the Google Streetview.

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Curb appeal!

Comments (19) -- Posted by: madhaus @ 5:02 am