545 PALMER Ln, Menlo Park, CA 94025 | MLS# 80928864
545 PALMER Ln Menlo Park, CA 94025
Sq. Ft.: 1,050
$/Sq. Ft.: $476
Lot Size: 0.43 Acres
Property Type: Detached Single Family
Year Built: 1936
Community: County Area/Fair Oaks Ave
County: San Mateo
On Redfin: 27 days
Unique Investment Opportunity for All-Cash Buyer. Land Value Only. Remodel work done on 2 bed/1 bath bungalow has no permits and isn’t completed. Potential buyers to determine subdividability prior to submitting offer. Do not enter property without licensed realtor. Short Sale.
Thanks to Burbed reader Herve for this find. It’s Herve week!
Frankly I’m amazed at how self sacrificing Realtors are. This house (houses?) are so dangerous that you will need a licensed realtor to serve as your guardian when you enter to inspect it. Did you know that licensed realtors are also certified in CPR and have to pass firefighters exams? I didn’t. But clearly they must!
I can just imagine it now, you enter the house, and you are so overwhelmed by the value that you pass out. Then, the licensed Realtor will swiftly pick you up, and carry you out of the structure – evoking memories of this fine movie.
If only we had more licensed realtors, the world would be a safer place. If only.