Let’s finish out our workweek (not that Real Bay Area denizens ever would take a day off) with a place on the way to almost anywhere you’d like to go this weekend.  That is, if you didn’t have a job and were free to go somewhere besides work.  You never know, you might get a Sunday off when you meet your next milestone! (Just kidding!)

785 5TH Ave
San Bruno, CA 94066
$379,000

2 Beds
1 Baths
780 Sq. Ft.
$486 / Sq. Ft.
Built: 1930
Lot Size: 6,633 Sq. Ft.
On Redfin: 1 day
Status: Active
Property Type: Detached Single Family
Community: Belle Air
MLS#: 81302815
Stories: 1
County: San Mateo

Two Bedrooms One bathroom House on a large lot. Currently occupied by Month to month tenants. Need TLC. Close to Freeway and transportation.

Needs Toilet Lid Crushed?  Unfortunately no crapper shots, but we have some winners anyway.  Can’t quite decide if the kitchen merits a Good Housekeeping Tag of Approval or not.

And when this agent said close to freeway, she meant it.  Dang, this place is close to absolutely EVERYTHING.

You could even make extra money taking overflow parking during Thanksgiving!  No wonder the front yard is so durable.

Bunus: Save $10,000 from August, 2011 asking price!

Just because it isn’t Black Friday anymore doesn’t mean the DEALS stop!  Let’s see what you can get if you want to live in San Mateo County but don’t want to break the bank.  Or rob the bank.  Or get a ginormous bail-out because you’re a bank.

719 3RD Ave
San Bruno, CA 94066
$388,880

2 Beds 
1 Baths 
820 Sq. Ft.
$474 / Sq. Ft.
Built: 1940 
Lot Size: 3,700 Sq. Ft. 
On Redfin: 7 days
Status: Active
Property Type: Detached Single Family
Stories: 1
Community: Belle Air
MLS#: 81241202
Style: Ranch
View: Neighborhood
County: San Mateo

Lovingly kept & lived by current owner for a long time. Per county record it is 3BR/1BA; however, 3rd BR has no closet. Walking distance to BART/CalTrain/Elem School. Easy access to HWY 101 for commuting to SF, E. Bay and So. Bay. Regular Sale (Not a Short Sale or REO). Open House 11/18(Sun 1-4 pm) & 11/25(Sun 1-4 pm). Offers, if any, due by 11/25,3 pm. Information believe to be accurate but not verified.

We’re already doing better than yesterday’s cheapest property in Santa Clara County, because the first find is an actual, detached house.  It’s also eligible for the “cozy” tag, but you can’t have everything, can you? Come on, this is vintage pre-war, and it looks like it’s still in vintage condition! Plus that awesome “No, no, no, this isn’t a distressed sale, really!” plaint in the listing copy.

You want a house? You now have zero excuses. Plus, just like yesterday’s third house, easy access to both 101 and the airport!

This house is the deal of the century! (Information believe to be accurate but not verified.)

733 4TH Ave
San Bruno, CA 94066
$339,900

Why… it’s this house! Look how awesomely affordable this is!

Let’s go to the photos:

Why yes… this house has a noose that you’re looking for!

What? Are you looking for mysterious stains on your counter? Yes! This house has it!

This is the bathroom of your dreams. How? Because it gives you a great opportunity to remodel! Fulfill your dreams! But don’t you dare touch the prison style windows!

How much are you going to overbid for this house?

The DEALS, DEALS, DEALS don’t stop.  Or maybe they will stop if readers don’t comment or at least uprate these entries.  And use the thumbs down if you think you’ve seen enough of these.

Why is Burbed abandoning the rich vein of crapboxes in Santa Clara County?  Because we’ve been neglecting North San Mateo County for a very long time, needlessly.  This has always been a terrific location if you’re looking for Burbed housing win.  The County of San Mateo’s foreclosure report even said so.

From January‐July 2011, East Palo Alto, Brisbane, South San Francisco, and Daly City led in pre‐foreclosure rates in the county.

Thanks, Foreclosure Report people, we’ll be sure to check out those other places on your list too.  And San Mateo looks like it’s winning big on instant equity!

283 WALNUT St, San Bruno, CA 94066
$210,000

BEDS: 1
BATHS: 1
SQ. FT.: 810
$/SQ. FT.: $259
LOT SIZE: 3,000 Sq. Ft.
PROPERTY TYPE: Detached Single Family
STYLE: Contemporary
STORIES: 1
YEAR BUILT: 1912
COMMUNITY: Belle Air
COUNTY: San Mateo
MLS#: 81129190
SOURCE: MLSListings
STATUS: Pending With Release
ON REDFIN: 158 days

See, this place is a win right away!  What kind of house won’t show you the outside, and for the one interior shot picks the bathroom?

But that driveway is surprisingly oil-spot free!  “Bunus:” Close to freeway, too!

$325,000

 

282 CARLTON Ave San Bruno, CA 94066

 

Beds:	2
Baths:	1
Sq. Ft.:	1,020
$/Sq. Ft.:	$319
Lot Size:	2,000 Sq. Ft.
Property Type:	Detached Single Family
Stories:	1
Year Built:	1926
Community:	San Bruno Park
County:	San Mateo
MLS#:	81044562
Source:	MLSListings
Status:	ActiveThis listing is for sale and the sellers are accepting offers.
On Redfin:	143 days

Come see this property for yourself. Lots of potential. Combo lock box ready to view as of 1/25/2011. Call Ali Hasnain/ Vana (650) 299-9009 for viewing and short sale iinformation

Well, I guess I have no choice but to see this property for myself, since the listing photo is both tiny and flipped horizontally.

Here’s what the photo may actually look like:

I like how this has been on Redfin for a while now, but the combo lock box has only been ready since last month. It goes to show how swamped our Realtors are – the market must be superhot!

$249,000

509 7TH Ave San Bruno, CA 94066

Beds:	2
Baths:	1
Sq. Ft.:	780
$/Sq. Ft.:	$319
Lot Size:	2,460 Sq. Ft.
Property Type:	Detached Single Family
Stories:	1
Year Built:	1947
Community:	Belle Air
County:	San Mateo
MLS#:	81057164
Source:	MLSListings
Status:	ActiveThis listing is for sale and the sellers are accepting offers.
On Redfin:	52 days

Will be a good house for first time home buyer. Alternate to condo, no, HOA fees. and private.

Hey all you first time home buyers! Boy does San Bruno have a deal for you!

Alternate to condo, no?

And best of all – location location location

Hello! Can you say “passive income from SFO parking”? Rich Dad would be super proud of you! Maybe even Tiger Mom!

And to think that people say there’s no affordable real estate in the Bay Area… phsaw!

461 CYPRESS Ave San Bruno, CA 94066

$625,000

Beds:	3
Baths:	3
Sq. Ft.:	99
$/Sq. Ft.:	$6,313
Lot Size:	3,800 Sq. Ft.
Property Type:	Detached Single Family
Style:	Tudor
Stories:	2
View:	Neighborhood, City Lights
Year Built:	1925
Community:	Huntington Park
County:	San Mateo
MLS#:	81005895
Source:	MLSListings
Status:	Active This listing is for sale and the sellers are accepting offers.
On Redfin:	34 days

Great potential for a unique home in a fantastic neighborhood. Legal studio unit in rear yard. Roof top view off Master bedroom suite.

Thanks to Burbed reader sonarrat for this find.

Any architectural gurus in the audience today? This strikes me like a Tudor house, but can it be called that when it is in San Bruno? And why does this kind of house exist in San Bruno anyway?

So many questions… but what a great find. If you ignore than small square footage intentional typo. I’m guessing it was intentional to draw your attention to the house. Another great real estate marketing strategy!

REO, bank owned single family home located in a quiet neighborhood. Great house for first-time home buyer. Located within minutes to Downtown San Bruno, the San Francisco International Airport, public transportation and all the major highways! Happy House Hunting!

Let’s call it – housing is now affordable in the Bay Area, as evidenced by this San Bruno house.

First time home buyers? Welcome home.

Let’s take a look at some other included pictures:

Hey first time home buyer – are you feeling the pride of ownership swelling yet? And the best part – it’s only 550 per square foot. You can totally furnish this using the model at Ikea!

More importantly, at $544 per square foot, you can proudly tell all your friends, co-workers, and family members about how expensive it is. They’ll be in awe of you. Especially the renters.

And isn’t that the most important part of being a homeowner?

766 WALNUT St San Bruno, CA 94066

$349,900

Beds:	2
Baths:	1
Sq. Ft.:	760
$/Sq. Ft.:	$460
Lot Size:	2,600 Sq. Ft.
Property Type:	Detached Single Family
Stories:	2
Year Built:	1940
Community:	Belle Air
County:	San Mateo
MLS#:	80957723
Source:	MLSListings
Status:	Active This listing is for sale and the sellers are accepting offers.
On Redfin:	6 days

Updates are Complete! Just Move In and Enjoy this Belleair Jewel! 2 Bedrooms Plus Bonus 3rd Room * Remodeled Kitchen with Limestone Flooring, Tile Counters and Oak Cabinets * Remodeled Bathroom Finished in Italian Marble * Gorgeous Backyard Sanctuary with Built-in BBQ, Hot Tub & Additional Gated Parking via Alley Access. Convenient to Shopping, Walnut Park, Freeways and SFO

There’s a saying: Buy the worst house in the best neighborhood.

But here in the Bay Area, we’re used to being rebels, being innovative, and doing things differently. What better way than to buy a house with fine Italian marble, a gorgeous backyard sanctuary with built in BBQ, and other stunning upgrades here in San Bruno. Your neighbors will simply die of envy.

Let’s also give credit where its due – to the Realtor for being upfront about how easy it will be to get to freeways and SFO. Let’s take a look at the map:

Hey it’s even close to higher education! Who knew!

And look at just how affordable this is. At this price point, you’ll be competing with flight attendants from around the world who will want to stake their claim in having a house in the Bay Area. With fine Italian marble.

Good luck, the competition is going to be tough!

845 6TH Ave San Bruno, CA 94066
Price: $395,000

Beds: 2
Baths: 1
Sq. Ft.: 730
$/Sq. Ft.: $541
Lot Size: 3,700 Sq. Ft.
Age (Years): 62
Year Built: 1946
Type: Detached Single Family
Stories: 1 Story
View(s): Neighborhood
Neighborhood: Belleair- Etc.
County: San Mateo
MLS#: 80812348
Source: MLSListings
Status: Active

Charming 2 Bedroom & 1 Bath with bonus room. Storage area, close to SFO, Bart, Schools. Bring all offers motivated seller.

Thanks to sonarrat for sending this in a while back ago.

If this isn’t the sign of a market bottom, I don’t know what is. Come on… just $395,000 for a single family home? If this isn’t a steal, I don’t know what is! Let’s ignore the fact for a minute that it is $541 per square foot. Let’s also ignore those bold exterior colors that this part of San Mateo is so famous for. Instead, let’s look at some of the interior pics that are meant to dazzle and attract you:

Wow. Now Burbed isn’t always a big fan of staging, but this staging job is absolutely amazing. Just looking at this makes me feel like I am at home already. What? Don’t you envision your potential house with a hard side suit case on the bed? Or a bed where everything in the headboard will kill you in a 2.1 earthquake?

Excellent job listing agent! Excellent job!