October 28, 2013

A house every agent will fall in love with

There are houses that wow buyers.  This is a house that will make the real estate professionals thrilled.  Why?  Take a look and find out!  Thanks loads to Burbed reader waiting_for_the_fall for this San Bruno spectacular!

131027-walnut-redfin359 WALNUT St
San Bruno, CA 94066
$439,000

3 Beds
2 Baths
920 Sq. Ft.
$477 / Sq. Ft.
Built: 1948
Lot Size: 2,500 Sq. Ft.
On Redfin: 80 days
Status: Active
Property Type: Detached Single Family
Stories: 1
County: San Mateo
Style: Ranch
Community: Belle Air
MLS#: 81329313

Gorgeous and Affordable Single Family Home! 3 bedrooms, 2 bath with 1 master suite. Featuring a Delightfully Upgraded Granite Countertops, Stainless Steel Appliances, Hardwood floor Double Pane Windows, and Crown molding. Laundry Inside. Close to transportation, Tanforan Mall, SFO Airport and freeways. Street Parking. Good Size Backyard. Great for investment!

131027-walnut-yardSo, why is this a Realtard’s dream?

It’s not just the trifecta of stainless, granite and hardwood, or the “affordable” price of not much less than not a lot of money.  It’s not even the HDR photography that lovingly picks up every bit of the shredded plastic in the back yard.

Let’s hear the answer from wftf:

I have a perfect representation of the last 2 or 3 housing bubbles, all in one house!

131027-walnut-frontdoorMaybe people didn’t realize planes would be rumbling by overhead and couldn’t take it anymore after a year. This might explain the rapid turnover/flipping activity, but not all of it.

Selling 8 times in 25 years and going for number 9?  That’s got to be some kind of record.

Maybe the agent just has their card laminated onto the room divider when the residents give up.

That’s also a record for the fewest steps from the front door to the kitchen we’ve ever seen.  But check this out, the agent wasn’t kidding about close to transportation. And yes, that’s the airport off the right margin of US 101.

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Comments (10) -- Posted by: madhaus @ 7:06 am






August 9, 2013

Gingerbread house in beautiful San Bruno: Most unique must see

It’s Friday! Let’s finish up the week with an awesome property from that always hot market on the Peninsula, San Bruno! In fact this place is so on fire that nobody can get near it, and hasn’t for almost a year! Thanks very much to Burbed reader Facebooksux for today’s featured façade.

130808-jenevein-redfin792 JENEVEIN Ave
San Bruno, CA 94066
$989,000

3 Beds
2 Baths
2,960 Sq. Ft.
$334 / Sq. Ft.
Built: 1937
Lot Size: 5,000 Sq. Ft.
On Redfin: 350 days
Status: Active
Property Type: Detached Single Family
View: Neighborhood
County: San Mateo
Stories: 1
Community: Huntington Park
MLS#: 81231724

The exterior may look like a gingerbread house with the white picket fence and shutter trim on the outside windows, the front door opens to a most unique home. Everything is custom, a must see home. Huge master bedroom suite with high ceilings and and private spa bathroom. Formal dining room, family room, TV room with wet bar. Eat in kitchen with walk in pantry/laundry area. So much more to see.

130808-jenevein-livingThe front page may look like a well-presented property, but there’s that datestamp in the lower right corner. Pro Tip: Unless you want your buyers to think you shot your listing photos with a disposable camera and dropped them off at Rite-Aid, turn off the danged stamps.

Let’s listen to Facebooksux’s nominating speech.

ALMOST A MILLION BERNANKE BUX FOR SAN BRUNO????!!!!

130808-jenevein-death-by-pillowHopefully there aren’t any leaky gas pipelines beneath the home.

Please use Facebooksux as my name instead of my real name and keep up the good work!!

You mean don’t mention that your real name is – ha ha, gotcha! Kind of like how this house will getcha too.  We are positive these pillows are up to no good.

But even if they can be trusted, there are many dangerous plants that are lying in wait for you. Be very afraid.

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This home has been decorated with such care, it must have been just as thoughtfully situated in its neighborhood, right? Here’s the delightful view from the front door.

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So much more to see!

Comments (5) -- Posted by: madhaus @ 7:08 am

August 2, 2013

San Bruno Spectacular!

We’ve been spending far too much time in Santa Clara County. Let’s head North! No, not that far north, we’ll leave San Francisco and Marin and whatever non-Real Bay Area places near there for another day. There’s so much Burbed Win in San Mateo County you really don’t have to go far to find amazing properties like this one! Thanks very much to Burbed reader waiting_for_the_fall for today’s Bodacious Building in San Bruno!

130801-herman-redfin1013 HERMAN St
San Bruno, CA 94066
Listed for $589,500
Sold for $555,000

4 Beds
3 Baths
1,430 Sq. Ft.
$388 / Sq. Ft.
Built: 1938
Lot Size: 2,808 Sq. Ft.
Sold On: Jul 30, 2013
Status: Sold
Property Type: Detached Single Family
Stories: 1
County: San Mateo
Style: Traditional
Community: San Bruno Park
MLS#: 81313967

Remodeled with permits, 4 bedroom, 3 bath, new kit: Granite counters, honey maple cabs, s/s apps. Main Floor:sep din rm, liv rm with marble framed fpl, 2 beds includes master bed , marble tiled bths. Downstairs: 2 beds, fam rm, 3rd bath with travertine tile. New roof, new sewer line, new water supply line, new int and ext paint and doors, new electrical, copper plumbing, and more.

130801-herman-pylonsYes indeed, that is exactly what we had in mind when the Realtard told us this was a “Traditional” San Bruno house. Just wait until you see the “Contemporary” models!

Now, wftf (which is, we swear we are not making this up, wtf with an extra f for emphasis) will explain why today’s house was worthy of your attention.

I found another "gem" for you.  What makes this house so special is the wonderful views out the windows. Check out the 7th picture and the glorious views of freeway pylons out the window. The redfin tour insight would be helpful to someone blind and deaf:

130801-herman-kitchen"A great remodeled unit that is very close to the freeway. Very small corner lot."

Good thing they mentioned it was close to the freeway, I wouldn’t have noticed!

What we want to know is who designed this kitchen. Sorry, we mean who dsgnd this kit remodeled with permits. These are either the skinniest countertops and cabs in the Bay Area, or this is the deepest s/s app, or it’s pulled out from the wall because the seller is about to walk off with it now that the house has sold.

And if you live somewhere that you have to mention your kit was remodeled with permits, you’d better grab it quickly.

Comments (5) -- Posted by: madhaus @ 7:02 am

May 24, 2013

Overbids: Now on twitter

Today we’re going to follow up on a tweet that highlights the market in San Bruno.  Thanks very much to @davnic4.

Just in case that embedded tweet doesn’t share the photo attached, here it is:

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Can you believe it indeed?

130522-fleetwood-redfin3445 FLEETWOOD Dr
San Bruno, CA 94066
Sold for $660,000

3 Beds
2 Baths
1,440 Sq. Ft.
$458 / Sq. Ft.
Built: 1964
Lot Size: 0.34 Acres
Sold On: Mar 28, 2013
Property Type: Detached Single Family
Stories: 1
Community: Monte Verde
MLS#: 81308204
Style: Contemporary
View: Neighborhood
County: San Mateo

First time on the market! This San Bruno fixer offers 3 bedrooms, 2 baths with open floor plan with plenty of natural light and inviting garden . Great potential to make this gem shine. MUST SEE!!!

Let’s see what else it offers.

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This carpet looks like it has more chlorophyll than the grass.  Now, check out the aerial view (because there’s no streetview). Looks like you’re going to get to know the neighbors really well!

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And what’s that in the backyard?  A freeway (CA 35) PLUS high tension power lines! Win-win-win!

Comments (6) -- Posted by: madhaus @ 5:08 am

February 1, 2013

Close to Freeway and transportation in San Bruno

Let’s finish out our workweek (not that Real Bay Area denizens ever would take a day off) with a place on the way to almost anywhere you’d like to go this weekend.  That is, if you didn’t have a job and were free to go somewhere besides work.  You never know, you might get a Sunday off when you meet your next milestone! (Just kidding!)

130131-5th-redfin785 5TH Ave
San Bruno, CA 94066
$379,000

2 Beds
1 Baths
780 Sq. Ft.
$486 / Sq. Ft.
Built: 1930
Lot Size: 6,633 Sq. Ft.
On Redfin: 1 day
Status: Active
Property Type: Detached Single Family
Community: Belle Air
MLS#: 81302815
Stories: 1
County: San Mateo

Two Bedrooms One bathroom House on a large lot. Currently occupied by Month to month tenants. Need TLC. Close to Freeway and transportation.

Needs Toilet Lid Crushed?  Unfortunately no crapper shots, but we have some winners anyway.  Can’t quite decide if the kitchen merits a Good Housekeeping Tag of Approval or not.

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And when this agent said close to freeway, she meant it.  Dang, this place is close to absolutely EVERYTHING.

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You could even make extra money taking overflow parking during Thanksgiving!  No wonder the front yard is so durable.

Bunus: Save $10,000 from August, 2011 asking price!

Comments (6) -- Posted by: madhaus @ 5:03 am

November 24, 2012

Deals Continue! Cheapest Place in San Mateo County!

Just because it isn’t Black Friday anymore doesn’t mean the DEALS stop!  Let’s see what you can get if you want to live in San Mateo County but don’t want to break the bank.  Or rob the bank.  Or get a ginormous bail-out because you’re a bank.

121123-3rd-redfin719 3RD Ave
San Bruno, CA 94066
$388,880

2 Beds 
1 Baths 
820 Sq. Ft.
$474 / Sq. Ft.
Built: 1940 
Lot Size: 3,700 Sq. Ft. 
On Redfin: 7 days
Status: Active
Property Type: Detached Single Family
Stories: 1
Community: Belle Air
MLS#: 81241202
Style: Ranch
View: Neighborhood
County: San Mateo

Lovingly kept & lived by current owner for a long time. Per county record it is 3BR/1BA; however, 3rd BR has no closet. Walking distance to BART/CalTrain/Elem School. Easy access to HWY 101 for commuting to SF, E. Bay and So. Bay. Regular Sale (Not a Short Sale or REO). Open House 11/18(Sun 1-4 pm) & 11/25(Sun 1-4 pm). Offers, if any, due by 11/25,3 pm. Information believe to be accurate but not verified.

121123-3rd-kitchenWe’re already doing better than yesterday’s cheapest property in Santa Clara County, because the first find is an actual, detached house.  It’s also eligible for the “cozy” tag, but you can’t have everything, can you? Come on, this is vintage pre-war, and it looks like it’s still in vintage condition! Plus that awesome “No, no, no, this isn’t a distressed sale, really!” plaint in the listing copy.

You want a house? You now have zero excuses. Plus, just like yesterday’s third house, easy access to both 101 and the airport!

121123-3rd-satellite

This house is the deal of the century! (Information believe to be accurate but not verified.)

Comments (7) -- Posted by: madhaus @ 5:05 am

August 15, 2012

What’s the most awesome house in San Bruno?

733 4TH Ave
San Bruno, CA 94066
$339,900

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Why… it’s this house! Look how awesomely affordable this is!

Let’s go to the photos:

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Why yes… this house has a noose that you’re looking for!

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What? Are you looking for mysterious stains on your counter? Yes! This house has it!

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This is the bathroom of your dreams. How? Because it gives you a great opportunity to remodel! Fulfill your dreams! But don’t you dare touch the prison style windows!

How much are you going to overbid for this house?

Comments (12) -- Posted by: burbed @ 5:51 am

December 9, 2011

BLACK FRIDAY DEALS: Cheapest House in San Bruno

The DEALS, DEALS, DEALS don’t stop.  Or maybe they will stop if readers don’t comment or at least uprate these entries.  And use the thumbs down if you think you’ve seen enough of these.

Why is Burbed abandoning the rich vein of crapboxes in Santa Clara County?  Because we’ve been neglecting North San Mateo County for a very long time, needlessly.  This has always been a terrific location if you’re looking for Burbed housing win.  The County of San Mateo’s foreclosure report even said so.

From January‐July 2011, East Palo Alto, Brisbane, South San Francisco, and Daly City led in pre‐foreclosure rates in the county.

Thanks, Foreclosure Report people, we’ll be sure to check out those other places on your list too.  And San Mateo looks like it’s winning big on instant equity!

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283 WALNUT St, San Bruno, CA 94066
$210,000

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BEDS: 1
BATHS: 1
SQ. FT.: 810
$/SQ. FT.: $259
LOT SIZE: 3,000 Sq. Ft.
PROPERTY TYPE: Detached Single Family
STYLE: Contemporary
STORIES: 1
YEAR BUILT: 1912
COMMUNITY: Belle Air
COUNTY: San Mateo
MLS#: 81129190
SOURCE: MLSListings
STATUS: Pending With Release
ON REDFIN: 158 days

See, this place is a win right away!  What kind of house won’t show you the outside, and for the one interior shot picks the bathroom?

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But that driveway is surprisingly oil-spot free!  “Bunus:” Close to freeway, too!

Comments (9) -- Posted by: madhaus @ 4:03 am

February 24, 2011

Come see this property for yourself!

$325,000

 

Beds: 2
Baths: 1
Sq. Ft.: 1,020
$/Sq. Ft.: $319
Lot Size: 2,000 Sq. Ft.
Property Type: Detached Single Family
Stories: 1
Year Built: 1926
Community: San Bruno Park
County: San Mateo
MLS#: 81044562
Source: MLSListings
Status: ActiveThis listing is for sale and the sellers are accepting offers.
On Redfin: 143 days
Come see this property for yourself. Lots of potential. Combo lock box ready to view as of 1/25/2011. Call Ali Hasnain/ Vana (650) 299-9009 for viewing and short sale iinformation

Well, I guess I have no choice but to see this property for myself, since the listing photo is both tiny and flipped horizontally.

Here’s what the photo may actually look like:

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I like how this has been on Redfin for a while now, but the combo lock box has only been ready since last month. It goes to show how swamped our Realtors are – the market must be superhot!

Comments (23) -- Posted by: burbed @ 5:55 am

February 21, 2011

“Will be a good house for first time home buyer” in San Bruno

$249,000

Beds: 2
Baths: 1
Sq. Ft.: 780
$/Sq. Ft.: $319
Lot Size: 2,460 Sq. Ft.
Property Type: Detached Single Family
Stories: 1
Year Built: 1947
Community: Belle Air
County: San Mateo
MLS#: 81057164
Source: MLSListings
Status: ActiveThis listing is for sale and the sellers are accepting offers.
On Redfin: 52 days
Will be a good house for first time home buyer. Alternate to condo, no, HOA fees. and private.

Hey all you first time home buyers! Boy does San Bruno have a deal for you!

Alternate to condo, no?

And best of all – location location location

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Hello! Can you say “passive income from SFO parking”? Rich Dad would be super proud of you! Maybe even Tiger Mom!

And to think that people say there’s no affordable real estate in the Bay Area… phsaw!

Comments (26) -- Posted by: burbed @ 5:50 am