December 25, 2011

A fence for the 99% in South San Francisco

117 FRANKLIN Ave
South San Francisco, CA 94080
$369,900

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This house isn’t actually that bad – I mean, it’s only $457 per square foot. And look, it’s got a “separate” storage room. Sure it looks like it’s slightly leaning in the photo, but you’ll be enjoying views of that pole for years to come.

And, check out this fence:

117 FRANKLIN Ave, South San Francisco, CA 94080

You don’t want a fence that says “I’m 1%”. You want a fence that says “I’m 99%”. And this, my friends, is that fence.

Comments (5) -- Posted by: burbed @ 5:22 am

June 14, 2010

Amazingly affordable house in South San Francisco

$399,000

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Beds: 2
Baths: 1
Sq. Ft.: 750
$/Sq. Ft.: $532
Lot Size: -
Property Type: Detached, Full, Single-Family Home
Style: Bungalow
Year Built: 1941
Community: South San Francisco
County: San Mateo
MLS#: 366712
Source: San Francisco MLS
Status: Active This listing is for sale and the sellers are accepting offers.
On Redfin: 94 days
Very nice and clean starter home. Remodeled kitchen w/ granite countertop. Living/Dining combination. Newer roof. Location, Location, Location. Not a short sale. Not an REO. Will close in time for someone looking for tax credit. In very good move-in condition.
Frankly, I’m a little perplexed as to what’s going on here. Now, sure… I’ll believe that this is remodeled and its in very good move-in condition… after all, the realtor said so, so it must be true. Unlike others, I don’t need to trust, but verify when it comes to dealing with a C.A.R.
But what’s going on with that fence. Is that little green plot of land yours? Is it the neighbor’s? Did they blitzkrieg the property to take over that portion? And why do the photos emphasize this mystery more than anything else?
Let’s face it… it’s a great deal. And just $532 per square foot to boot. But the fence thing is strange strange strange.
The mind boggles.
Comments (11) -- Posted by: burbed @ 5:52 am

December 1, 2009

Hordes of buyers waiting on the sidelines….

326 CASTILE Way, South San Francisco, CA 94080 | MLS# 80950128
$1,250,000
326 CASTILE Way South San Francisco, CA 94080

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Beds: 4
Baths: 3
Sq. Ft.: -
Lot Size: 0.28 Acres
Property Type: Detached Single Family
Style: Contemporary
Stories: 2
View: Green Belt
Year Built: 1999
Community: South San Francisco (Industrial)
County: San Mateo
MLS#: 80950128
Source: MLSListings
Status: Active This listing is for sale and the sellers are accepting offers.
On Redfin: 25 days
Used to be model home, master bedroom was expanded. It used to be a 6 bedrooms house. now it has a big Master Bedroom and a loft. Do not crash Appointment only!!!

Thanks to Burbed reader sonarrat for this find.

As we all know, Realtors know the most about the market, and the hordes of buyers waiting on the sidelines. That’s why this Realtor had to explicitly call out “Do not crash” because otherwise desperate buyers, waiting to buy anything, will storm the house and snap it up.

Really, these buyers should just buy without looking inside, after all, that’s why there are no interior pictures!

It’s fascinating how this 6 bedroom house was expanded to be a 4 bedroom house. But let’s face it, it used to be a model (back in 1999 I guess) so it is still hot hot hot.

And… it comes with on a .28 acre lot. Let’s take a look!

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Oh yeah. That’s quite the lot. I love especially how it tapers off at the very end. Are you thinking what I’m thinking? Yeah… this would make a great miniature golf course! That’s where you’d put the windmill!

Comments (32) -- Posted by: burbed @ 5:37 am

June 29, 2009

Affordable housing in South San Francisco

240 JUNIPER Ave, South San Francisco, CA 94080 | MLS# 80834807
240 JUNIPER Ave South San Francisco, CA 94080
Price: $350,000

240a
Beds: 2
Baths: 1
Sq. Ft.: 740
$/Sq. Ft.: $473
Lot Size: 3,500 Sq. Ft.
Property Type: Detached Single Family
Style: Contemporary
Stories: 1
Year Built: 1906
Community: Old South SF/Rocca
County: San Mateo
MLS#: 80834807
Source: MLSListings
Status: Active
On Redfin: 269 days
LOOKING FOR A BARGAING? Fantastic Opportunity For anyone including contractors. Lots of Potential in this 2Bed/1Bath and 1detach car garage Home, plus 2Bed/1Bath in-law in basement with separate entrance(not warranted). New pluming and electricity. Good commuter location. Needs some work. Don’t Miss This One. Here’s Your Chance!

This house may need some work. Like making it visible! Actually this house was built originally as part of the government’s continuity plan. You see, by making it hard to find, terrorists can’t get to it. They just never got around to adding concertina wire to the fences on either side – but you can do that. Cool huh? If you like privacy, this house is for you!

And now it can be yours. It’s a BARGAING! And at $473 per square foot, definitely super affordable.

There. Now the Bay Area (unreal) is affordable. Problem solved.

Comments (120) -- Posted by: burbed @ 5:26 am

May 8, 2009

Welcome to Grey Gardens – in South San Francisco

115 FRANCISCO Dr, South San Francisco, CA 94080 | MLS# 80844119
115 FRANCISCO Dr South San Francisco, CA 94080
Price: $449,000

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Beds: 5
Baths: 4
Sq. Ft.: 2,920
$/Sq. Ft.: $154
Lot Size: 4,770 Sq. Ft.
Property Type: Detached Single Family
Stories: 2
Year Built: 1948
Community: Francisco Terrace
County: San Mateo
MLS#: 80844119
Source: MLSListings
Status: Pending Without Release
On Redfin: 174 days
One Big Heck of a Wreck – Bring your Check!

It’s Friday!

I thought I’d share with you further proof that the affordable housing crisis is now solved in the Bay Area. Check it out! A 2,920 sqft home, 5/4 for just $449k! That’s $154 per square foot.

Let’s take a look inside, shall we?

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They always say that honesty is the best policy, and this Realtor’s description is not only apt, but catchy.

I can’t help but to think of Grey Gardens (which I saw this week) when looking through these photos. Except that this house is located in beautiful South San Francisco, and not somewhere snooty like East Hampton.

Are you brining your check?

Comments (38) -- Posted by: burbed @ 5:45 am

November 26, 2008

Not pictured: El Camino Real, See’s Candies factory – South San Francisco

300 El Cortez Ave, South San Francisco, CA 94080 Francisco Terrace MLS# 80845235 – Property Details

300 El Cortez Ave, South San Francisco, CA
$399,000

* Status: Active
* Bedroom: 2
* Bathroom: 1
* Year Built: 1950
* Lot Size: 3780
* Square Footage: 970
* List Date: 11/13/2008
* Garage Spaces: 1
* MLS#: 80845235
2BD/ 1BA Bungalow with a convenient SSF location. Possibilities for this house are endless! This home’s large corner lot provides a perfect opportunity for a contractor/buyer looking for a home to put their own touch on. The LR leads directly into the DR. It?s perfect for entertaining! Both BD?s are well proportioned and have an abundance of light. The Eat-In kitchen has the opportunity to shine!

Here’s what Burbed reader Jeff had to say:

Not pictured: El Camino Real, See’s Candies factory

Literally. This dump is right next door to the See’s Candies factory..
and it’s on a frontage road right in front of El Camino. I was wondering how long it would take for this house to pop up on the MLS, and now I know.

Wow… easy access to chocolate. Sign me up! I think what Jeff is missing on though, is that the living room leads directly into the dining room.

Let me repeat that.

THE LIVING ROOM LEADS DIRECTLY INTO THE DINING ROOM. Hot damn! I’m tired of houses where the living room leads the bedroom, the bathroom, the sunroom, the datacenter, the garage and then dining room. This is an amazing improvement – a feature that you will never see anywhere else.

Tomorrow is Thanksgiving – this house is perfect for entertaining guests. You wouldn’t want them to stumble through the bedroom, the bathroom, the wine cellar, when walking from the living room to the dining room after all – would you?

Comments (17) -- Posted by: burbed @ 5:36 am

September 29, 2008

Where can you find a $691 per square foot house?

521 2nd Ln, South San Francisco, CA 94080 MLS# 80831073 – Property Details
$449,000

* Status: Active
* Bedroom: 2
* Bathroom: 1
* Year Built: 1925
* Lot Size: 1750
* Square Footage: 650
* List Date: 8/30/2008

* Garage Spaces: 1
This cute affordable home is not a distress sale. Owner has finished years of remodeling and is ready to sale. In the last 5 years owner has replaced the roof, exterior siding, interior sheetrock, all windows, back stairs and remodeled bathroom. In the past 2 years owner has remodeled kitchen with stone counter top, wood cabinets, new gas range, replaced water heater and central air heating system

Let’s face it, the tech sector hasn’t done as amazingly well as we had hoped this year. On the other hand, biotech is going to rock. Why? People keep getting sick!

It’s only a matter of time before South San Francisco becomes the next Palo Alto… or the next Atherton! Biotech! You think $691 per square is expensive – better buy now – $900 per square foot is right around the corner!

Plus, with a house this small, you’ll be able to spend more time at work working on solving the next major human illness. See, you’re helping humanity by owning this home.

If you’re not buying it, you don’t care about people. Sorry.

Comments (20) -- Posted by: burbed @ 5:41 am

September 3, 2008

It’s like a black and white cookie – but in South San Francisco

508 Rocca Ave, South San Francisco, CA 94080 Parkway MLS# 80759381 – Property Details

$680,000

* Status: Active
* Bedroom: 3
* Bathroom: 2
* Year Built: 1956
* Lot Size: 5096
* Square Footage: 1150
* List Date: 10/24/2007
* Garage Spaces: 2

* MLS#: 80759381
Come see this great starter home in one of South San Francisco’s most popular neighborhoods. 3 bedroom, 2 baths, hardwood floors throughout, large private,rear yard. NOT A SHORT SALE…..JUST REDUCED $40,000

Wow… who knew that dual tone houses were such a rage. Lately I’ve seen quite a few! You know what it reminds me of?

 

Oh come on… you don’t see the resemblance?

In any case, this is located in one of South San Francisco’s most popular neighborhoods – you know, that one. No no… you’re think of the other one. This is the most popular one. Yeah! Exactly!

Buy this house today. Whether you’re in your blue phase, or your minimalist phase, you can live with your multiple personalities just fine in this hot city!

Comments (109) -- Posted by: burbed @ 5:02 am

August 28, 2008

The house has a detached garage – but is it detached itself?

427 Commercial Ave, South San Francisco, CA 94080 MLS# 80823291 – Property Details

$499,000

* Status: Active
* Bedroom: 2
* Bathroom: 1
* Year Built: 1910
* Lot Size: 3000
* Square Footage: 1000
* List Date: 7/22/2008
* Garage Spaces: 1

* MLS#: 80823291
Starter home with new paint and carpets. 2BD/1 BA home with detached 1 car garage. Additional uncovered parking at back of house. Perfect for investors or contractor’s looking for a light remodel. Close proximity to the shops and restaurants of Grand Avenue. Also close to freeway access for easy commute to City or South Bay.

If you ask me, I sort of wonder if this house is actually detached.

That said, this house is near super star Genentech – which once acquired by Roche for $200 per share, will instantly cause the RE market in South San Francisco to soar. Just think about all the new millionaire employees that will be generated. Plus, think of all the expansion and hiring they will do.

Personally, to me, the biggest draw is that this is near the shops and restaurants of Grand Avenue. Wow. Grand Avenue. I mean, it’s so…. uh… grand!

With the money you’ll be making from buying this house, you’ll be able to invite your neighbors (whom you will know rather well) out to dinner all the time!

Comments (34) -- Posted by: burbed @ 5:16 am

January 9, 2008

$830 per sqft – South San Francisco – with parking in the back!

MLS-2.com: Property Details
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240 JUNIPER AV, South San Francisco,CA,94080 – $617,777

2 Beds 740 Sq.Ft. Aprx. 1 Car Garage MLS#: 757149
1.0 Baths 3,500 Lot Size 101 Yrs Old Aprx. List Date: 2007-10-11

What’s new on MLS-2: Search by % Price Drop // Search by “MOTIVATED SELLERS”

Description – 240 JUNIPER AV, South San Francisco,CA,94080
Great Home in a move in condition. 2 bedrooms, 1 bath, 1 detach car garage, plus 2 bedrooms and 1 bath in-law in basement(not warranted). In-law has separate entrance: perfect rental opportunity. New pluming and electricity throughout the house. Large back yard with easy acces from back alley. Walk to the many coveniences of the Linden St. shopping distric and to public transportation. Must see!

Oh great! This house has new pluming! I guess that’s better than new pruning! At 101 years of age, this house has some serious character. But here’s the best part:

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That’s right! There’s plenty of parking in the rear! Again, another great example of a house with great potential cash flow opportunities! I’m telling you, providing Park n Fly services to SFO will make you rich – all with the benefit of OPM (Other People’s Money).

So what are you waiting for? This is the key to your future security and income. Buy it today and start learning how to drive cars with manual transmissions!

Comments (3) -- Posted by: burbed @ 5:02 am
 
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