April 21, 2014

A must see house in Milpitas

389 SPENCE Ave
Milpitas, CA 95035
$789,000 Price 
5 Beds 
3 Baths  1,949 Sq. Ft.
$405 / Sq. Ft.
Built: 1955 Lot Size: 6,000 Sq. Ft.

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Spacious Home in Milpitas Area. Friendly neighborhood and near major shopping easy access to 880 hwy & 237. Closed to school and all High Tech company. Must see

Millions of houses have graced the pages of burbed, and every once in a while a real head scratcher pops up. Like this one.

Did this house start off as being 1 story, and then sprout a second floor on only half of the house?

Are those brick columns really holding up that second floor?

What’s going on with that driveway? Aren’t there too many curb cuts going on?

And what’s with that boat? I’m pretty sure that belongs to the neighbor.

Must see indeed! Are you going to leave work early to see this?

Comments (3) -- Posted by: burbed @ 5:00 am






April 14, 2014

Best staged house of the year goes to…

18930 BARNHART Ave
Cupertino, CA 95014
$848,888 Price 
3 Beds 
1 Baths 
1,080 Sq. Ft.
$786 / Sq. Ft.
Built: 1953 Lot Size: 5,355 Sq. Ft. On Redfin: 2 days Status: Active

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Excellent Cupertino location! Brand new engineered wood flooring in the open living room/dining room, fresh interior paint, deep lot with extra front parking, private yard. Perfect opportunity for a remodel or live in and plan to build your dream home in this award-winning Cupertino school district!

The Mustang(?) in the driveway was a teaser that this house was going to be interesting. After all, how often do you see American-brand sedans parked in driveways? Especially classics like this one?

So let’s take a look inside this house. I think this house is definitely in contention for staging of the year – if not outright winning it.

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You really got to hand it to the agent. The two camping chairs definitely add to the rustic feel of this house. Especially with this brand new engineered wood floor, every day will feel like you’re out in the frontier, like Lewis and Clark.

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Continuing with the survival aspects of this house, be sure to observe the giant jar of whey in the shelves (that don’t seem to have doors.) This house says: “I’m a man, hear me roar.” Live like a 49er! (the 1849ers)

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Finally, the grand scene itself. Now, some might argue that this is a set up for a horror shoot, a campy college movie shoot, or maybe even a porn shoot – but I argue that this is a testament to how being the owner of this house will be an adventure of a lifetime.

What prevents you from scooping up this amazing deal today?

Comments (43) -- Posted by: burbed @ 5:08 am

March 24, 2014

No peeking! or is it no peaking? Cupertino house no show till broker tour

19707 MERRITT Dr Cupertino, CA 95014
$1,150,000 Price
3 Beds
2 Baths
1,408 Sq. Ft.
$817 / Sq. Ft.
Built: 1960 Lot Size: 7,488 Sq. Ft.

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NO SHOW Till broker tour. Great opportunity in Cupertino with great schools. First time on market in 53 years! Family room has been extended w/ o permits. Not incl in sq footage. Dual pane windows, hardwood floors, pool, newer appliances – microwave, cooktop, refrigerator. Solar heating for hot water installed but inoperative. Collins elementary, Lawson middle, Cupertino High. Buyers to verify.

That’s right folks. If you want to see this house, you’re going to need to wait until the broker tour?

What’s a broker tour?

Well, that’s… uh… when the brokers take a tour.

How does that help you as a buyer or a seller?

Well, you see, every time a broker takes a tour through a house, the value goes up a little more. It’s like rubbing a rabbit’s foot. Or finding a four leaf clover.

So no peeking!

But let’s be frank, there’s definitely no peaking for house prices. Just look at this kitchen:

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Old stuff is hipster gold right?

I’m betting this house will clear for $1.5M. What’s your estimate?

Comments (17) -- Posted by: burbed @ 5:00 am

March 20, 2014

What does the smallest house in Santa Clara County cost?

151 SUNNYSLOPE Ave San Jose, CA 95127
$559,900 Price
1 Beds
1 Baths
570 Sq. Ft.
$982 / Sq. Ft.
Built: 1944 Lot Size: 6,750 Sq. Ft.

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NICE & WELL KEPT HOME IN NICE NEIGHBORHOOD, WITH MOUNTAIN VIEWS. CONVENIENTLY LOCATED BY SCHOOLS, LIBRARY, SHOPPING MALL AND HWY 680. LARGE DRIVEWAY FOR PARKING AN RV OR BOAT. LARGE LOT. ADDITIONAL LARGE 1200 SQ. FT. UNIT IN THE BACKYARD INCLUDES 3 BEDROOM & 1 BATHROOM, BUILT IN 2006. NEWER HOUSE WITH COPPER SYSTEM. SEPARATE STORAGE ROOM.

The other day I was wondering, what’s the smallest house in Santa Clara County? And what does it cost?

Well, a few clicks later, I had my answer.

Of course, this is misleading – because you’re actually buying two houses- the 2nd of which doesn’t seem to come with photos…

But hey, how can you question this listing? What? You don’t think that’s a nice and well kept home? What, you don’t think this is a “nice neighborhood”

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I wonder if you could buy this a flip this just for this amazing copper system that the listing highlights! What’s the going rate for that these days?

Comments (9) -- Posted by: burbed @ 5:00 am

February 8, 2014

Fixer Upper in Palo Alto – Just $1.85 million!

Oh, frabjous day! Well, what are you waiting for?

140207-oberlin-redfin2114 OBERLIN St
Palo Alto, CA 94306
$1,895,000

2 Beds
2 Baths
896 Sq. Ft.
$2,115 / Sq. Ft.
Built: 1932
Lot Size: 6,250 Sq. Ft.
On Redfin: 12 days
Property Type: Detached Single Family
Stories: 1
County: Santa Clara
Style: Cottage/Bungalow
Community: College
MLS#: 81402493

RARE OPPORTUNITY IN COLLEGE TERRACE! 2 COTTAGES IN ORIGINAL CONDITION ON THE PROPERTY (BUILT IN 1932). Each Cottage has one bedroom and one bathroom. LOT SIZE 6,250 sq ft per City of Palo Alto Parcel Map and RealQuest(Lot Width/Depth: 50 X 125). Two one-car garages.

140207-oberlin-drivewayTwo one-car garages! Now THAT is a rare opportunity.

What’s even rarer is a peek inside either cottage.  No such luck.  The agent figures both of those puppies have a big date with the bulldozer.  It’s enough to make you lament for the poor average millionaires who will have to share the block with another billionaire running roughshod all over them.

Comments (26) -- Posted by: madhaus @ 7:02 am

January 14, 2014

Rare Find in Palo Alto!

Every area in life has The Three Words.  In relationships, it’s “I love you,” in business, “It’s a deal,” in math, “Quod erat demonstratum,” and in Latin, “Igpay Atlinlay Erehay.”  We’re sure you can also name The Three Words of Real Estate.

202 EMERSON St140113-pa-location-redfin.jpg
Palo Alto, CA 94301
$1,000,000

2 Beds
2 Baths
1,154 Sq. Ft.
$867 / Sq. Ft.
Built: 1910
Lot Size: 2,775 Sq. Ft.
On Redfin: 36 days
Status: Active
Property Type: Detached Single Family
Stories: 1
County: Santa Clara
Style: Cabin
Community: Downtown
MLS#: 81342791

Location, Location, Location! Charming home downtown Palo Alto near Stanford University. This is a rare find in this area. Home is in need of some repairs and it is being sold "AS-IS" Perfect for an Investor looking to remodel or a builder . Seller has also listed adjacent home at 170 Hawthorne.

Yes, The Three Words of Real Estate are “Sold AS-IS.”  Unless it’s “Palo Alto million.”  Perfect for investor.

Comments (22) -- Posted by: madhaus @ 7:08 am

December 20, 2013

Irreplaceable at this price in Monte Sereno!!

Let’s have a look at a property that isn’t jumping into somebody’s lap and getting overbids out the wazoo. Your job is to figure out what is preventing this normal Real Bay Area behavior from taking place.  Thanks very much to Burbed reader nomadic for this find.  Bunus: no longer available on Redfin!

131213-lexington-trulia18331 Lexington Dr
Monte Sereno, CA 95030
$3,624,000 Trulia Estimate

  • 3 bed,
  • 4 full bath
  • 8,710 sqft
  • Single-Family Home

Property Details for 18331 Lexington Dr

18331 Lexington Dr This Single-Family Home located at 18331 Lexington Drive, Monte Sereno CA. 18331 Lexington Dr has 3 beds, 4 baths, and approximately 8,710 square feet. The property has a lot size of 1.25 acres and was built in 1992. The average listing price for similar homes for sale is $2,684,230 and the average sales price for similar recently sold homes is $2,526,783. 18331 Lexington Dr is in the 95030 ZIP code in Monte Sereno, CA. The average price per square foot for homes for sale in 95030 is $788.

Public Records for 18331 Lexington Dr

Official property, sales, and tax information from county (public) records as of 09/2012:

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  • 8,710 sqft
  • Stories: 3 story
  • Parking: Garage
  • 1 Building
  • Tax Rate Code Area: 16-010
  • 3 Bedrooms
  • Lot Size: 1.25 acres
  • A/C
  • Parking Spaces: 5
  • Pool: Pool (yes)
  • 4 Bathrooms
  • Built In 1992
  • Heating
  • 9 Rooms
  • County: Santa Clara

131213-lexington-wineWell, that’s fairly boring. Fortunately, Movoto still has the actual listing copy:

Neoclassical Estate–one of a kind–irreplaceable at this price!! Main home has 3 bedroom suites, library, plus full guest quarters with kitchen, bedroom & bath. Separate pool cabana with full bedroom, bath, & kitchen (square footage includes cabana and guest quarters). City lights, mountain views, gated, beautiful pool, minutes to Los Gatos plus fabulus Los Gatos Schools. Five Car Garage!!!

131213-lexington-studyNow let’s check in with nomadic:

Look what I found at Mausoleums R Us.  It isn’t exactly a Black Friday special, given that it’s been on the market nearly five months without a price reduction.

Looks like it went pending after nomadic sent it on, on December 9th, and the agent promptly yanked it with the useful Pending/Do Not Show designation.  And while Redfin doesn’t have a thing for us to see, both Trulia and Zillow have plenty of pictures, and Zillow also has the listing history.  Check this out!

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Any predictions on what the selling price will end up being? We’re throwing in for fifteen million!

Comments (2) -- Posted by: madhaus @ 7:05 am

December 16, 2013

This home is in need of extensive repairs… Ideally located

Thanks very much to all our readers, all five of them, who keep checking in, hoping we have some new content. Today’s what-the-fuck-is-THAT property has been brought to you by Burbed reader Swan!  Thanks very much!

Want to keep reading fresh new finds at Burbed?  Send us stuff!

131210-myrtle-redfin1072 MYRTLE St
San Jose, CA 95126
$369,000

2 Beds
1 Baths
600 Sq. Ft.
$615 / Sq. Ft.
Built: 1920
Lot Size: 6,250 Sq. Ft.
On Redfin: 54 days
Status: Active
Property Type: Detached Single Family
Stories: 1
County: Santa Clara
Style: Cottage/Bungalow
Community: Santa Clara
MLS#: 81338204

Rare Investors/Contractor’s Fixer Upper Special! This home is in need of extensive repairs, or it can be demolished and rebuilt. Zone M1 (Light Industrial) with many possibilities! Ideally located 5 minutes from Santa Clara University next to the beautiful Rose Garden Area. Walk across the street to the newly built Newhall Park with lawns, picnic areas and playground.

131210-myrtle-stuff131210-myrtle-saluteHere’s what Swan had to say about today’s house.

Just trying to help Burbed keep the masses happy!

I am pretty sure this house can’t say, "Done with permits."  I am not even sure it’s legal to live in this place, but the toilet seat is up welcoming the next owner!

We guess that says it all – except there’s way more pictures than this, so you can get an idea of just what they mean by “extensive repairs.”

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You know what else they forgot to mention? Close to transportation! This is the Nelson Mandela of Close to Transportation because it has accomplished everything.

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Comments (1) -- Posted by: madhaus @ 7:08 am

December 11, 2013

Mountain View move-in!

Enough with the catty comments about no posts in two weeks. We’ll post when and if we feel like it, no matter what websites are on your toolbar. Today’s heralded homestead is from z2amiller and this is a hot, hot property! Why? Because it’s CLOSE TO GOOGLE!

131210-spring-redfin1639 SPRING St
Mountain View, CA 94043
$500,000

— Beds
— Baths
— Sq. Ft.
Built: —
Lot Size: 5,300 Sq. Ft.
On Redfin: 6 days
Status: Active
Property Type: Residential Land (Single Family)
Community: North Shoreline
MLS#: 81342322

Lot still has foundation left from house burn down Jan. 2013. Nice neighborhood close to HWY 101

The Streetview photos show the property before house burn down Jan. 2013 (but really, it’s a nice neighborhood close to HWY 101!)  Fortunately, z2a thinks bigger than that.

IMG_20131206-spring-fire2Okay so now I feel bad.  I went to take pictures of this place and there’s basically a person squatting here with possessions scattered around and it looks like they are taking shelter under a tarp tied up in a tree.

I am guessing it is the property owner, with as much stuff as there is the property, MV police would’ve kicked them out if they didn’t belong.  (I think?!)   Also based on the MV voice article the lady who lived there was a hoarder, so given the state of the property (all of the garbage bags and random stuff all over) maybe it is the same person.

IMG_20131206-spring-fire1You can see the back of the person’s head (DHO?) in one of the pictures, hanging out under the tarp.

Anyway I’m having a hard time being too snarky about it now.  :-/

I guess the neighbors will be pretty thrilled when the place sells.

And that could be you, Mr. or Ms. Burbed reader, all three of you. You could put up a six-story apartment house and become rich beyond measure renting out cubicles to Googlers who will only come home to sleep.

Comments (7) -- Posted by: madhaus @ 7:07 am

November 20, 2013

Location, location, location in Mountain View!

Here’s a fine find sent in by Burbed reader Melanie in San Jose.  Thanks very much for ensuring that this week had something worth overbidding on!

131120-alice-redfin495 ALICE Ave
Mountain View, CA 94041
$949,000

4 Beds
2.5 Baths
2,494 Sq. Ft.
$381 / Sq. Ft.
Built: 1945
Lot Size: 6,250 Sq. Ft.
On Redfin: 45 days
Status: Active
Property Type: Detached Single Family
Stories: 2
Community: Sylvan Dale
MLS#: 81336831
Style: Contemporary
View: Neighborhood
County: Santa Clara

This contemporary style home offers a blend of traditional style and modern convenience. Located in the quiet, Family oriented neighborhood of Mountain view, This home was rebuild and updated in 2002 with your family in mind. The private backyard is designed for Family fun. with 2494sf home with 4 bedrooms, 2.5 baths, 2 car garage, very close to Mountain view down town and easy access to freeways.

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Saturday, Nov 23: Open House – 1:00-4:00 pm

Look at that!  Buy this house and you can talk about your upcoming move over Thanksgiving dinner next week!  Now let’s check in with Melanie:

Easy access to freeways! A Mountain View bargain @ $949K

Easy access, you say?

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Comments (16) -- Posted by: madhaus @ 11:45 am