Here’s another great find from Burbed reader sonarrat. Imagine, this house just like living in toney La Jolla, CA, only it’s actually in Alum Rock so you’ll save a couple hundred bucks. Plus your commute to Facebook is much, much shorter.
52 N White Rd, San Jose, CA 95127
SQ. FT.: 1,526
$/SQ. FT.: $387
LOT SIZE: 5,220 Sq. Ft.
PROPERTY TYPE: Detached Single Family
YEAR BUILT: 1927
COMMUNITY: Alum Rock
COUNTY: Santa Clara
ON REDFIN: 74 days
Super Location/Near James Lick HS, Alum Rock Library . .. Remodeled!Light Peach and Green Mediterranean Style Home, Copied from an Oceanfront house in La Jolla, CA call listing Agent to show. .Tenant Occupied. Best Offer will be considered
Here’s what sonarrat has to say about this house: “I just.. uh… what the f—????”
What the fail indeed! I’m just glad the agent told us it’s a Light Peach and Green Mediterranean Style Home, because from the photo I thought it was a cream and crud crapbox. Now let’s check out that Super Location!
“Near James Lick HS?” James Lick HS’s address is 57 N White Rd. So this is kind of like how Red Rock Island is “near” SF Bay. Don’t plan on leaving the house when school starts, ends, or has any sporting events. According to greatschools.com, their big sport is badminton.
Now let’s get a few more views of the house since the Realtard didn’t want to get out of her car.
Okay, I see the Green, but that still doesn’t look like Light Peach, unless she’s talking about the roof. And my, my, look at those, um, bold, yes, bold power lines in front.
Plus a pickup truck around the corner! What’s that classic 70s muscle car parked at the fence break?
Oh, please say the garage is included! It matches the paint job, and you’ll make loads of money towing the neighbors’ cars when they block it.
And don’t worry if it isn’t your garage, it looks like your next-door neighbor can rent you a parking space. Wow, this really is just like living at the beach in La Jolla!