Thanks very much to Burbed reader Swan for this find! It’s great to know that nobody’s going to stiff Sunnyvale for bragging rights to the most expensive residence in the entire country, so take that Yuri Milner!
SQ. FT.: 1,777
$/SQ. FT.: $366,911
LOT SIZE: 4,489 Sq. Ft.
PROPERTY TYPE: Attached Single Family
YEAR BUILT: 1988
COUNTY: Santa Clara
ON REDFIN: 1 day
NEW LISTING (24 HOURS)
Beautifully remodeled home that features high vaulted ceiling, new flooring throughout, granite countertops and dual sinks in both bathrooms, 2 fireplaces, gated community. Must see. Home is located close to downtown Sunnyvale(shopping), and Cal Trains. Centrally located, 10 minutes to Google , 7 minutes to Apple Co. Be in your dream home before Christmas!!
Here’s what Swan had to say when sending this beautifully remodeled home in:
Here’s a townhome in Sunnyvale (not even Cupertino schools) for $652,000,000! Talk about a typo (hopefully). Someone needs to go back to elementary school and learn some place value.
10 min. to Google and 7 min. to Apple. I think I see a price reduction in the near future!
Just because Trulia has this property designated as Off-Market, formerly listed for $670K, don’t be so sure this is a typo. Look at all you get with this house:
Not only beautifully remodeled, the agent spelled “remodeled” correctly. You can’t ever count on that (see tomorrow’s listing for proof of that).
High vaulted ceiling: You know what that means? Right. Bank vault. This house is selling for upwards of half a billion dollars because a former Washington Mutual VP was bringing too much high-value work home.
New flooring throughout: More places to hide money! This house is going to be the best treasure hunt ever!
Granite countertops: Say no more! Granite! If you’re going to decorate like it’s 2006, you might as well pay like it’s 2006!
Dual sinks: This property will be have a water view twice as fast as a normal place would!
2 fireplaces: If you don’t make your money the old-fashioned way, you can BURN IT.
Gated community: You get a “clicker” to keep the riff-raff where they belong: in 99 percentville.
Close to downtown Sunnyvale(shopping): I’m glad they tell you what is in downtown Sunnyvale. I thought it was for watching construction projects repeatedly fail.
and Cal Trains: Whoo-whoo! I hope you like Cal Trains, because you’re going to hear every one of them!
Centrally located: Miles from a freeway no matter what direction you go. Hope you like traffic lights!
10 minutes to Google: Are you sure? I was able to Google this property in about five seconds.
7 minutes to Apple Co: Siri, turn this traffic light green immediately.
Be in your dream home before Christmas!! And save $8,150,000 with Redfin! Wait, wait, I almost forgot… this house has a gold star! Let’s see what the Redfin agent thought of it:
But does it have a shed-like structure? Because if it doesn’t, I’m only offering $651,990,000.
Update: Price reduced to $652,000 at 9:13 am. That’s a 99.9% cut, which is a perfect promo for our Black Friday Sales!