December 5, 2006

The two sides of 12493 Saratoga Ave

Quick! What’s the difference between this house on craigslist:

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And this house on MLS Listings?

MLSlistings Property Detail for MLS number 630122
12493 SARATOGA AV
Saratoga, CA 95070

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$1,150,000

This Single Family Residence has the following features:
MLS#: 630122 Approx Age: 49 Years Approx Sq Ft: 2480
Detached Single Family 1 Story Ranch
4 Bedrooms 2 or More Master Suites 3&1/2 Bathrooms

If you said “$40,000 because people love to dream on Craigslist” then you win!

(Thanks to SVRenter)

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December 4, 2006

Have you ever wanted to buy a $900,000 driveway?

Burbed reader Steve writes in: “…have you ever wanted to buy a $900,000 driveway? Here’s your chance:”

MLSlistings Property Detail for MLS number 641707
5004 N 1ST ST
San Jose, CA 95002
$900,000

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This Single Family Residence has the following features:
MLS#: 641707 Approx Age: 46 Years Approx Sq Ft: 1300
Detached Single Family 1 Story 3 Bedrooms
1 Bathroom 1 Stall Shower Separate Family Room
Eat in Kitchen Gas Heat Wall Furnace Heat

Wait a sec… what’s being sold here? The house on the left side of the fence? or the garage on the right side?

Fortunately there are some more photos:

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Oh, now it totally makes sense… you’re buying a driveway!
Get that and a few , you’ll have the perfect special Bay Area house!

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I might be too scared to go in…

CRUCERO DR, San Jose Property Details – San Jose Real Estate – San Jose Homes for Sale – Movoto
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Bedroom: 2 Bathroom: 1 Square Footage: 872 $519,950
Status:
Active
Year Built: 1971 List Date: 9/28/2006 Lot Size: 3920
Parking Spaces: 2 MLS#: 661008
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DESCRIPTION –
CRUCERO DR, San Jose
BEST PRICED 2 BEDROOM 1 BATH W/CONVERTED GARAGE AS A FAMILY ROOM, PERMITS UNKN NEAR ELEMENTARY/MIDDLE AND HIGH SCHOOLS, TRANSP. ROUTES & SHOPPING SHOWS VERY CLEAN PERFECT FOR A FIRST TIME HOMEBUYER
FEATURES – CRUCERO DR, San Jose
Property Type Attached Single Family
Lot Description Lot: 1 to 4,500 Sq Ft, Corner Lot
Architecture Contemporary
Bedroom 2 Bedrooms
Bathroom 1 Shower over Tub, 1 Tub, 1 Stall Shower, 1 Bathroom

Ah, the usual “This place is terrible – so let’s say it’s great for a first time buyer!” deal.

I dunno… has that VW microbus moved in the last 20 years? Pretty creepy. I’d be a bit concerned about entering…

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December 2, 2006

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December 1, 2006

Have you ever wanted to live at an intersection?

MLSlistings Property Detail for MLS number 638895
405 S SUNNYVALE AV
Sunnyvale, CA 94086
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$925,000

This Single Family Residence has the following features:
MLS#: 638895 Approx Age: Unavailable Approx Sq Ft: Unavailable
Detached Single Family 2 Stories Contemporary
3 Bedrooms Ground Floor Bedroom 1 Master Bedroom Suite
Loft Bedroom 3 Bathrooms 1 Stall Shower

Not a lot of details for this “house” (if that’s what it is) right now – but if they market it as “nice quiet neighborhood”, I think I’ll asplode.

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November 30, 2006

This house comes with a note to the buyer…

MLSlistings Property Detail for MLS number 665313
1531 LITTLE ORCHARD ST
San Jose, CA 95110
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$585,000

This Single Family Residence has the following features:
MLS#: 665313 Approx Age: 57 Years Approx Sq Ft: 864
Detached Single Family 1 Story Traditional
2 Bedrooms 1 Bathroom 1 Shower over Tub

The note to the buyer?

“Dear Buyer – How does it feel to be my BITCH? Love, House” 

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November 29, 2006

Do you like drive-thru's? Why not own one?

MLSlistings Property Detail for MLS number 652144
73 N 25TH ST
San Jose, CA 95116
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$550,000

This Single Family Residence has the following features:
MLS#: 652144 Approx Age: 80 Years Approx Sq Ft: 780
Detached Single Family 1 Story Spanish

I would totally add a window so that I could drive up and place an order for a double-double … wouldn’t you?

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November 28, 2006

What's going on in this picture? It's so busy!

MLSlistings Property Detail for MLS number 664696
221 S 21ST ST
San Jose, CA 95116

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$475,000

This Single Family Residence has the following features:
MLS#: 664696 Approx Age: Unavailable Approx Sq Ft: 1200
Detached Single Family 1 Story Cottage/Bungalow
3 Bedrooms 2 Bathrooms 1 Stall Shower

Ok, I give up. What’s going on in this deal? Do I get all of them as the buyer? Just one? Huh?

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November 27, 2006

"toxic chemical trichloroethylene seeping Mountain View homes and businesses"

Mountain View Voice: EPA tells RAB about TCE in the MEW (November 24, 2006)
An extensive EPA-commissioned report has found that the vapors from the toxic chemical trichloroethylene can be stopped from seeping into Mountain View homes and businesses by using plastic membranes and filling cracks in building foundations.

The report, made public at the recent Moffett Field Restoration Advisory Board meeting, assessed the intrusion of trichloroethylene, or TCE, into buildings and homes on the MEW superfund site, an area bordered by Middlefield Road, Ellis Avenue and Whisman Road which has a TCE plume in its groundwater.

I hear that TCE increases property values by making the houses more special!

Click here to post a comment -- Posted by: burbed @ 12:36 pm

Did you ever want to buy a boarded up house for $585,000?

MLSlistings Property Detail for MLS number 666967
481 6TH AV
Santa Cruz, CA 95062
$585,000

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This Single Family Residence has the following features:
MLS#: 666967 Approx Age: 66 Years Approx Sq Ft: 686
Detached Single Family 1 Story Cottage/Bungalow
2 Bedrooms 1 Bathroom 1 Shower over Tub

What? It doesn’t say that this is perfect for a First Time Buyer? I’m shocked! Shocked I tell you!

Here are some more photos:

4816th-b.jpg Ok… I give up. What happened to this house? I thought it was fire damage, but that doesn’t really look like it either. What’s your theory?
(Thanks to Burbed Reader Lynda for this one!)

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