April 28, 2014

IDEAL FOR CREATIVE VISIONARIES

10711 GASCOIGNE Dr
Cupertino, CA 95014
$990,000 Price 
3 Beds 
2 Baths  1,249 Sq. Ft.
$793 / Sq. Ft.
Built: 1955 Lot Size: 5,775 Sq. Ft.

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IDEAL FOR CREATIVE VISIONARIES! CHARMING, QUIET NEIGBORHOOD IN CUPTERINO SCHOOL DISTRICT. THE HOME IS BEING SOLD “AS IS”. DON’T MISS OUT ON ALL THIS HOME COULD BE. CLOSE TO SHOPPING AND FREEWAYS

Silicon Valley is full of visionaries. Full of them. Every time you turn the corner, walk into a Philz, you’re bound to bump into at least 328 visionaries.

This realtor also clearly has vision. Let’s take a look:

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You have to admit – that arm in with green sleeve in shot is pretty ground breaking. Think Different!

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I love the staging in this shot. Ironing board. Mattress. Window with no coverings. I think the only reason this isn’t in the SF MoMa right now is because it’s closed for construction!

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And finally, who can deny the vision of this shot: “Giant Red Bed with Camera Strap”

But enough of this realtor’s visionary artistic skills. It’s your turn.

How will you sculpt these pieces of clay into an elegant tapestry? [Bonus points for the first person to get the reference.]

Comments (11) -- Posted by: burbed @ 5:00 am






April 21, 2014

A must see house in Milpitas

389 SPENCE Ave
Milpitas, CA 95035
$789,000 Price 
5 Beds 
3 Baths  1,949 Sq. Ft.
$405 / Sq. Ft.
Built: 1955 Lot Size: 6,000 Sq. Ft.

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Spacious Home in Milpitas Area. Friendly neighborhood and near major shopping easy access to 880 hwy & 237. Closed to school and all High Tech company. Must see

Millions of houses have graced the pages of burbed, and every once in a while a real head scratcher pops up. Like this one.

Did this house start off as being 1 story, and then sprout a second floor on only half of the house?

Are those brick columns really holding up that second floor?

What’s going on with that driveway? Aren’t there too many curb cuts going on?

And what’s with that boat? I’m pretty sure that belongs to the neighbor.

Must see indeed! Are you going to leave work early to see this?

Comments (5) -- Posted by: burbed @ 5:00 am

April 14, 2014

Best staged house of the year goes to…

18930 BARNHART Ave
Cupertino, CA 95014
$848,888 Price 
3 Beds 
1 Baths 
1,080 Sq. Ft.
$786 / Sq. Ft.
Built: 1953 Lot Size: 5,355 Sq. Ft. On Redfin: 2 days Status: Active

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Excellent Cupertino location! Brand new engineered wood flooring in the open living room/dining room, fresh interior paint, deep lot with extra front parking, private yard. Perfect opportunity for a remodel or live in and plan to build your dream home in this award-winning Cupertino school district!

The Mustang(?) in the driveway was a teaser that this house was going to be interesting. After all, how often do you see American-brand sedans parked in driveways? Especially classics like this one?

So let’s take a look inside this house. I think this house is definitely in contention for staging of the year – if not outright winning it.

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You really got to hand it to the agent. The two camping chairs definitely add to the rustic feel of this house. Especially with this brand new engineered wood floor, every day will feel like you’re out in the frontier, like Lewis and Clark.

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Continuing with the survival aspects of this house, be sure to observe the giant jar of whey in the shelves (that don’t seem to have doors.) This house says: “I’m a man, hear me roar.” Live like a 49er! (the 1849ers)

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Finally, the grand scene itself. Now, some might argue that this is a set up for a horror shoot, a campy college movie shoot, or maybe even a porn shoot – but I argue that this is a testament to how being the owner of this house will be an adventure of a lifetime.

What prevents you from scooping up this amazing deal today?

Comments (52) -- Posted by: burbed @ 5:08 am

April 7, 2014

What will you use the special place under this Millbrae house for?

522 CAPUCHINO Dr Millbrae, CA 94030
$838,888 Price
2 Beds
1 Baths
1,020 Sq. Ft.
$822 / Sq. Ft.

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A lovely ranch home located on a quiet street with refinished hardwood floors. Great floor plan, fully fenced back yard with flagstone patio and a spacious bonus area under the house for storage, laundry, or?? Painted inside and out.

Storage, laundry, or???

Unfortunately, there are no photos of this space – or maybe that’s fortunate!

The imagination runs wild!

You could set up a cool, exclusive, space just for founders! You could build a tech incubator! You could run a server farm to power your own cloud! You could build a man cave! You could… you could… you could…

Don’t let this could turn into a should’ve! Especially given its lucky price.

What will you be doing with this bonus area?

Comments (37) -- Posted by: burbed @ 5:54 am

March 31, 2014

Have you ever wanted your own Abbottabad mansion?

819 STAMBAUGH St Redwood City, CA 94063
$699,000 Price
2 Beds
1 Baths
890 Sq. Ft.
$785 / Sq. Ft.
Built: 1948 Lot Size: 5,000 Sq. Ft.

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THIS COZY WELL MAINTAINED HOME, 2Bed & 2bat, has the potential to be turned into your dream home. 2nd bath, permit unknown, Buyer research by his own responsibility. Bathroom is nicely tiled with bathtub glass enclosure, updated kitchen w/ newer cabinets, hardwood floors throughout, dual pane windows, newer doors, good sized yard. Close to transportations with Easy access to Freeways I-101, I-280.

Let’s face it, in these topys turvey times, we could all use a little extra security. Like maybe the level of security of a mansion in Abbottabad.

Now, if you’re that kind of person, this house is for you. Just look at that fence. Motorize that puppy, and no one is going to be able to sneak into your house and rob you.

And look at that front yard – that’s right there is none! It’s ready for you to install some motorized plating so that you can disable attacking vehicles. They’re pretty effective! (Just be sure to lower them when your own vehicles are coming through.)

Nothing can stop anyone from invading this house – that’s a fact. And that’s why this is such an amazing buy.

Comments (5) -- Posted by: burbed @ 5:00 am

March 24, 2014

No peeking! or is it no peaking? Cupertino house no show till broker tour

19707 MERRITT Dr Cupertino, CA 95014
$1,150,000 Price
3 Beds
2 Baths
1,408 Sq. Ft.
$817 / Sq. Ft.
Built: 1960 Lot Size: 7,488 Sq. Ft.

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NO SHOW Till broker tour. Great opportunity in Cupertino with great schools. First time on market in 53 years! Family room has been extended w/ o permits. Not incl in sq footage. Dual pane windows, hardwood floors, pool, newer appliances – microwave, cooktop, refrigerator. Solar heating for hot water installed but inoperative. Collins elementary, Lawson middle, Cupertino High. Buyers to verify.

That’s right folks. If you want to see this house, you’re going to need to wait until the broker tour?

What’s a broker tour?

Well, that’s… uh… when the brokers take a tour.

How does that help you as a buyer or a seller?

Well, you see, every time a broker takes a tour through a house, the value goes up a little more. It’s like rubbing a rabbit’s foot. Or finding a four leaf clover.

So no peeking!

But let’s be frank, there’s definitely no peaking for house prices. Just look at this kitchen:

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Old stuff is hipster gold right?

I’m betting this house will clear for $1.5M. What’s your estimate?

Comments (17) -- Posted by: burbed @ 5:00 am

March 20, 2014

What does the smallest house in Santa Clara County cost?

151 SUNNYSLOPE Ave San Jose, CA 95127
$559,900 Price
1 Beds
1 Baths
570 Sq. Ft.
$982 / Sq. Ft.
Built: 1944 Lot Size: 6,750 Sq. Ft.

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NICE & WELL KEPT HOME IN NICE NEIGHBORHOOD, WITH MOUNTAIN VIEWS. CONVENIENTLY LOCATED BY SCHOOLS, LIBRARY, SHOPPING MALL AND HWY 680. LARGE DRIVEWAY FOR PARKING AN RV OR BOAT. LARGE LOT. ADDITIONAL LARGE 1200 SQ. FT. UNIT IN THE BACKYARD INCLUDES 3 BEDROOM & 1 BATHROOM, BUILT IN 2006. NEWER HOUSE WITH COPPER SYSTEM. SEPARATE STORAGE ROOM.

The other day I was wondering, what’s the smallest house in Santa Clara County? And what does it cost?

Well, a few clicks later, I had my answer.

Of course, this is misleading – because you’re actually buying two houses- the 2nd of which doesn’t seem to come with photos…

But hey, how can you question this listing? What? You don’t think that’s a nice and well kept home? What, you don’t think this is a “nice neighborhood”

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I wonder if you could buy this a flip this just for this amazing copper system that the listing highlights! What’s the going rate for that these days?

Comments (9) -- Posted by: burbed @ 5:00 am

February 25, 2014

San Francisco Real Bay Area beats New York for most expensive housing

Hello.

For years, this site and its fine readers have yearned for the day that the San Francisco Real Bay Area would eclipse New York for most expensive housing. It has been a dream that we have all pined for. There were good times, there were bad times, but for better or for worse we stuck together in the hopes of realizing this dream.

I present to you, this:

Here’s How Much Money You Must Earn To Buy A Home In 25 Big US Cities

  1. CLEVELAND: You’d have to earn at least $19,435 to buy an average home. (All they have is the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. Big whoop.)

  2. CINCINNATI: You’d have to earn at least $22,227 to buy an average home. (Jerry Springer was mayor.)

  3. ST. LOUIS: You’d have to earn at least $22,398 to buy an average home. (Arch this!)

  4. ATLANTA: You’d have to earn at least $24,391 to buy an average home. (Because everyone is a peach picker.)

  5. TAMPA: You’d have to earn at least $24,651 to buy an average home. (It’s not Orlando!)

  6. ORLANDO: You’d have to earn at least $28,298 to buy an average home. (It’s not Miami!)

  7. SAN ANTONIO: You’d have to earn at least $29,305 to buy an average home. (Riverwalk? Really?)

  8. DALLAS: You’d have to earn at least $29,751 to buy an average home. (Meh. Oil.)

  9. HOUSTON: You’d have to earn at least $31,299 to buy an average home. (Galleria is meh.)

  10. CHICAGO: You’d have to earn at least $32,389 to buy an average home. (Too much wind.)

  11. PHOENIX: You’d have to earn at least $32,812 to buy an average home. (Arizona.)

  12. MINNEAPOLIS: You’d have to earn at least $33,800 to buy an average home. (Cold.)

  13. PHILADELPHIA: You’d have to earn at least $36,836 to buy an average home. (Everyone is angry.)

  14. BALTIMORE: You’d have to earn at least $41,155 to buy an average home. (Too many crime shows.)

  15. SACRAMENTO: You’d have to earn at least $42,832 to buy an average home. (Sacramento.)

  16. MIAMI: You’d have to earn at least $43,918 to buy an average home. (Too much cocaine.)

  17. PORTLAND (OR): You’d have to earn at least $45,872 to buy an average home. (Sometimes I just want a twinkie)

  18. DENVER: You’d have to earn at least $48,123 to buy an average home. (Air is too thin.)

  19. SEATTLE: You’d have to earn at least $59,130 to buy an average home. (Too much flannel.)

  20. WASHINGTON, D.C.: You’d have to earn at least $62,810 to buy an average home. (D.C.)

  21. BOSTON: You’d have to earn at least $63,673 to buy an average home. (Not enough smart people compared to the Real Bay Area.)

  22. NEW YORK CITY: You’d have to earn at least $66,167 to buy an average home. (Not Real Bay Area.)

  23. LOS ANGELES: You’d have to earn at least $72,127 to buy an average home. (Too much traffic… until the Bay Area beats LA)

  24. SAN DIEGO: You’d have to earn at least $81,570 to buy an average home. (Too far south.)

  25. SAN FRANCISCO :You’d have to earn at least $115,510 to buy an average home. (The best place in the world.)

That’s right everyone! You need to make 75% more money in San Francisco Real Bay Area, to be able to afford a home compared to New York City.

We.

Have.

Won.

I knew this could happen, and it did. <sheds a tear>

Now that this has happened, what should Burbed’s future direction hold… I mean… how should Burbed pivot?

Comments (25) -- Posted by: burbed @ 5:09 am

February 22, 2014

Low Income Housing… Marin Style

Thanks very much to Burbed reader Barbara for a look at what’s below median income in Mill Valley.

140221-tamalpais-redfin14 Tamalpais Commons Ln
Mill Valley, CA 94941
$328,555

HOA Dues: $308/mo.
0 Beds
1 Baths
400 Sq. Ft.
$821 / Sq. Ft.
Built: 2010
Lot Size: 401 Sq. Ft.
On Redfin: 5 days
Status: Active
HOA Dues: $308/month
Style: Contemporary
Community: Mill Valley
MLS#: 21403124
Property Type: Residential, Attached, Condominium/Coop/Other
Stories: 1
County: Marin

Welcome to Tamalpais Commons, a mixed-use ‘Build It Green’ luxury home development in central Mill Valley. This affordable studio unit is available to low-income buyers who earn $64,890 or less in gross income. The studio features southeast facing windows, maple floors, a full bath, a small balcony, a stacked washer/dryer, a range, dishwasher, and oven. This is an accessible unit and all appliances meet ADA guidelines.

Here’s Barbara on this Econobox:

Thought this might be worthy of burbed – $821/sq foot affordable housing

Yes, but it’s $821 a square foot affordable housing with really shiny floors.  And don’t forget the three hundred bucks for HOA fees on top of your $1317 a month mortgage!

Comments (3) -- Posted by: madhaus @ 7:01 am

February 8, 2014

Fixer Upper in Palo Alto – Just $1.85 million!

Oh, frabjous day! Well, what are you waiting for?

140207-oberlin-redfin2114 OBERLIN St
Palo Alto, CA 94306
$1,895,000

2 Beds
2 Baths
896 Sq. Ft.
$2,115 / Sq. Ft.
Built: 1932
Lot Size: 6,250 Sq. Ft.
On Redfin: 12 days
Property Type: Detached Single Family
Stories: 1
County: Santa Clara
Style: Cottage/Bungalow
Community: College
MLS#: 81402493

RARE OPPORTUNITY IN COLLEGE TERRACE! 2 COTTAGES IN ORIGINAL CONDITION ON THE PROPERTY (BUILT IN 1932). Each Cottage has one bedroom and one bathroom. LOT SIZE 6,250 sq ft per City of Palo Alto Parcel Map and RealQuest(Lot Width/Depth: 50 X 125). Two one-car garages.

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What’s even rarer is a peek inside either cottage.  No such luck.  The agent figures both of those puppies have a big date with the bulldozer.  It’s enough to make you lament for the poor average millionaires who will have to share the block with another billionaire running roughshod all over them.

Comments (26) -- Posted by: madhaus @ 7:02 am