Here’s a winner of a house in the Berryessa district of San Jose, also known as “I can’t believe it’s not Milpitas!” Today’s listing is courtesy of Burbed reader bmwman91. Thanks very much!
3318 ONSLOW Way
San Jose, CA 95132
SQ. FT.: 1,645
$/SQ. FT.: $277
LOT SIZE: 6,534 Sq. Ft.
PROPERTY TYPE: Detached Single Family
YEAR BUILT: 1974
COUNTY: Santa Clara
STATUS: Pending Without Release
ON REDFIN: 43 days
Cash only!!! property is in poor condition and needs a lot of repairs. Spacious 4 bed 2.5 bath home located in a nice neighborhood. Spacious and open floorplan with good size rooms throughout. 2 car garage with ample storage space. Bank owned property !! As-is sale . Min disclosures.
At least they tell you that the property is in bad shape. For a paltry sum of not a lot of money less than half a million dollars, you really shouldn’t expect to get something livable in a sort of shitty part of the bay area.
No, no, no, not a lot of money IS half a million dollars. Mitt Romney said so. If you want something livable, you have to spend like you’re part of the one percent, That’s an income of $386,000, which means you could afford a $1,958,000 house, if you did a little bit of creative financing. And if you want to buy in the Real Bay Area, that’s a given.