Chuck Norris decides you will buy his house. Chuck Norris also decides which agent you’ll use. Chuck Norris. Thanks very much to Chuck Norris for deciding that Burbed reader nomadic would send this in.
By Patrick Kevin Day, Los Angeles Times
July 24, 2013, 8:05 p.m.
They say Chuck Norris doesn’t host an open house. He decides you’re going to buy his house.
Norris doesn’t want the Dallas-area home that once served as the on-screen domicile of his alter ego Cordell Walker on "Walker, Texas Ranger," so he’s listed it.
Chuck Norris also decides there will be massive overbidding. And since this is
Your Chuck Norris’ Weekend Open Thread, this is where Chuck Norris decides which other Open Houses you will go to this weekend. Chuck Norris has also decided you will post about your experience in comments.
What do you mean you’re not checking out our comments? Chuck Norris says you most certainly are.