We’re continuing our DEALS DEALS DEALS all week long! As we work our way further and further from our usual comfort zone, we’ll be visiting the entire Bay Area, or at least every county.
Today we stop off at the one with a serious diversity shortage. Yes, we’re talking Marin County, where diversity means there’s a redhead in your kid’s class. And we’ve found you the absolute cheapest house in Marin.
57 Ocean View Ave
Dillon Beach, CA 94929
Baths 680 Sq. Ft.
$404 / Sq. Ft.
Built: 1927 Lot Size: 1,830 Sq. Ft. On Redfin: 351 days Status: Active
Residential, Detached, Single Family
One level, no stairs.
Four pictures, no trash.
1,830 square foot lot. Wow. When someone said they weren’t making any more land, guess whoever owned this property said, “Nuh uh! I’m going to build a bunch of tiny shacks and sell them on 1/9 acre lots and I’ll be rich, rich!”
Now if you want to be rich, rich as well, you had better start buying up property in Marin now. Because right now certain neighborhoods in San Francisco are ultra-hot with all those well-paid high-tech engineers and social media purveyors and game-engine optimizers. Now what do you think is going to happen when these people get married and have kids?
Well, nothing. But what do you think is going to happen when their oldest kids start turning four? They’re going to be out the door to the land of Safe Public Schools in time to register for Kindergarten. Watch Marin values skyrocket then. You read it here first.
Remember, a little of something is better than renting a lot of nothing. And today’s Black Friday Deal is about as little as you can get. But it’s a little sliver 600 feet from the beach… and a little less of a walk every day!