Burbed reader sfbubblebuyer returns to the front page with another terrific find, and best of all… It’s not in Vallejo and no hookers were lathered in cooking oil in providing this contribution.
So let’s give another nice, warm RBA welcome to sfbubblebuyer, today’s guest blogger!
If you’ve ever wanted to pretend to have an English accent and snub the commoner Americans, this is the house for you! It’s modeled after Hampton Court in Middlesex, England! Now that’s a sexy sounding shire!
125 NORTHGATE St, Woodside, CA 94062
SQ. FT.: 16,900
$/SQ. FT.: $763
LOT SIZE: 2.87 Acres
PROPERTY TYPE: Detached Single Family
YEAR BUILT: 1934
COMMUNITY: Woodside Heights
COUNTY: San Mateo
ON REDFIN: 141 days
The Buck Estate. Designed by noted architect Albert Farr, who modeled Buck after Hampton Court in Middlesex, England, a 16th century royal family residence. Brick & stucco cut stone, high Gothic arches, mullioned windows, slate roof, & bay views. Over 17,000 sq. ft. , ornate plaster details, beautiful rooms of original carved wood panelling. Truly rare & irreplaceable. Minutes from Atherton. 2.86 ac
Specifically, the help in the kitchen. That’s right, this house is so awesome, it sends the columns to the kitchen to help hold up the cabinets.
You have to be an arch to get any play in THIS building! And not any old arch! Our arches are RIBBED FOR YOUR PLEASURE!
And as if that were not enough to get your trousers tight and your checkbook hot, we have GROIN VAULTS! (Seriously, this is called out in the listing on the virtual tour.)
And not just one, MULTIPLE GROIN VAULTS!
This house is a veritable REAL ESTATE ORGY! It’s turn key, and bowl-for-guest-keys, ready. But send the help to sleep in the carriage house, because things are gonna get funky in here tonight! Did I mention it’s in WOODside! Rowr!