||10,030 Sq. Ft.
||Detached Single Family
||Active This listing is for sale and the sellers are accepting offers.
Almost new single story home custom built by owner. Tremendous curb appeal, fantasy backyard & ideal floor plan. A rare gem on almost 1/4 acre. Stainless kitchen features 48��� DCS Fisher & Paykel range & huge granite island with seating for 4. Sumptuous master suite boasts spa-like master bath & huge master closet. 3 additional bedrooms, one with built-in desk and Murphy bed. This home is a must see!
Thanks to Burbed reader Nate for this find. This is what Nate had to say:
Sometimes standard realtor-speak isn’t enough to adequately convey the value of a property feature and the agent has to go to the thesaurus for the big-guns. This is the case with this listing, where phrases like "lush", "expansive" and "professionally landscaped" just don’t do justice to the backyard. According to the listing, this house has a "fantasy backyard."
Judging by the picture, it appears the "fantasy" in this case includes a lot of lawn care.
Based on my handy dandy guide to realtor-speak, "fantasy" ranks above terms like "pristine" and "flawless", but indicates slightly less value than yards that are "plantasmical" or "organigastic".
In case you’re wondering, to communicate the ultimate, never-to-be-topped backyard, the phrase is, "A yard of such perfection, a zombie Claude Monet would claw out of his grave to paint it."
What? You’re not fantasizing about this?
What are you, some sort of freedom hating terrorist?
Personally, I think the most awesome part of this house is the Murphy bed:
Just make sure it doesn’t fall on you when you’re at your desk! All for just $1.4M!