Many thanks to Burbed reader Heidi for this “very unique” find in Santa Clara.
SQ. FT.: 1,350
$/SQ. FT.: $474
LOT SIZE: 6,270 Sq. Ft.
PROPERTY TYPE: Detached Single Family
YEAR BUILT: 1955
COMMUNITY: Santa Clara
COUNTY: Santa Clara
ON REDFIN: 3 days
The house with the Dragon out front. Wonderful home conveniently located in Santa Clara. Wow! There are so many ‘special and unique’ upgrades that your fussiest buyer will appreciate. Bright, airy and open layout. Hardwood Floors, upgraded bathrooms, extra large and spacious 800 sq. ft garage. .. . and YES, the Dragon is included in the sale
Here’s what Heidi had to say about the house with the Dragon out front:
Either this is the home that comes with a dragon or the dragon that comes with a home. This home has had "Coming Soon" on the sign for about five months. I’m glad it’s finally on the market so I can share it with you. Burbed is my new guilty pleasure. I love the cawlums and my husband can’t stop laughing about the "two dudes chillin.’"
Sorry, Heidi, not every house comes with two dudes chillin’, you have to pay the big bucks for Palo Alto if you want a House With Dudes. But in a more affordable place like Santa Clara you can buy The House with the Dragon out front. I don’t get why the agent bothered mentioning ‘special and unique’ upgrades when it has a Dragon out front.
Plus the house number adds up to 8, 2+2+2+2. What the hell was that Realtard thinking coming up with a price with no 8s yet with a 4 when it has a Dragon out front? It’s like he wasn’t even trying.
Speaking of not even trying, check out the back yard. There may be a Dragon out front, but doesn’t good fung shui need some balance with a water element or something (and a hot tub would be a mix of fire and water so that doesn’t cut it)? They could really learn a thing or two from Beautiful Eichler with Poo house.
The house with the Dragon out front is open this weekend, Friday, Saturday and Sunday, so you have absolutely no excuse to not check this place out. It has a Dragon out front, what more do you need?