Sure, Park Avenue is a destination address in The Big Apple. Today’s house, however, is located in a different Big City, namely Wait, That’s A Top Ten City? or as it’s also known, Bigger Than San Francisco? RU SRS? Being serious, can you name one major company headquartered in San Jose? Neither can we, and we already mentioned a big one named Apple that’s over in Cupertino. Okay, Adobe, but that’s ONE. There probably aren’t any more.
Meanwhile, we’ve got a Park Avenue property from Burbed reader Swan for you today. Hope you enjoy it as much as we did. (That is if by “enjoy” we really meant “avoid.”)
1083 PARK Ave
San Jose, CA 95126
1,492 Sq. Ft.
$401 / Sq. Ft.
Lot Size: 6,560 Sq. Ft.
On Redfin: 97 days
Property Type: Detached Single Family
Community: Central San Jose
County: Santa Clara
Single family home with additional rooms attached to garage. Showing by appointmnet only.
Saving the best for last, I give you 1083 Park Ave., San Jose. This listing is full of Burbed Win! First, five beautiful, out of focus pictures of the front of the house.
Second, there are some fuzzy photos of the interior. These pictures start off showing what seems to be pretty decent living and dining areas. Is that a glass of beer on the dining table? If so, it goes with the beer ad on the TV!
The kitchen, other than the post near the refrigerator, isn’t bad either. In pictures #12 and #13 we are given a slow introduction as to what is to come. Have you ever watched "Hoarders?" Well, pictures 14 and 15 could be right out of an episode!
Before you call the cleanup crew, look at pictures 16 and 17. Apparently only the storage area is a mess because the bathroom and laundry area aren’t too bad. Notice the toilet seat is up in the bathroom! Also, does the random arm in #17 count as a Dude Hanging Out?
We aren’t done yet! Check out Streetview for a bunus!! Porta-potty next door!
That’s an even better bunus than a trash bin! Plus… Holy Jughandle, Batman, is that a sound wall? No! It isn’t!
Wow, this is exciting! Whatever are they building next door? A liquor store? An adult movie emporium? So many exciting possibilities for making new friends!