Twas the night before Christmas
And I didn’t own a house
Not a Realtard was stirring
Not even to grouse
Our last Black Friday DEAL before you open your presents tomorrow morning is this lovely little fixer-upper in the sure-to-impress-people-who-are-impressed-by-these-things community of Hillsborough. There are less expensive homes that pop up if you search in this area, but this listing has an actual Hillsborough mailing address. Don’t be confused by imitation “Hillsborough neighborhood” homes in Burlingame or San Mateo! Buyer to verify with city whether any services are granted to this location. (Okay, my ass is covered in case this is in Ladera North.)
751 Endfield Way, Hillsborough, CA 94010
Sq. Ft.: 3,130
$/Sq. Ft.: $447
Lot Size: 0.35 Acres
Property Type: Detached Single Family
Year Built: 1933
Community: Hillsborough Park
County: San Mateo
On Redfin: 150 days
Charming hide-away on private cul-de-sac in lower south Hillsborough. 2 Bedrooms with 2 Baths. 3 additional bedrooms with 2 baths. (unwarranted) Enclosed sunroom and partially enclosed patio for BBQ’s. Family eat-in kitchen.
Hide-away is right! The agent didn’t even give us a picture of the front of the house. And the Googlecam is foiled by Hillsborough’s large lot sizes. Talk about unwarranted!
Originally listed for $1,550,000 in July and a DEAL at twice the price! It even has the trendy Southern California feature of Mello-Roos! Now that’s a tax most of your friends aren’t paying, and you can get extra misery points by noting they aren’t even deductable!
So when you head out to the store today for some extra eggnog, why not pick up this little unwarranted cottage on your way back to your rented home? Santa might stuff it down somebody’s chimney tonight, but this way you can ensure it’s yours.
Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good night!