After wasting everyone’s time far far away from the RBA yesterday, the least we can do is finish strong for the week. And what could be stronger than a house full of curb appeal for an amazing low price? How about a house full of Burbed appeal for an amazing price you can’t have, because the listing got canceled? We’ll leave it to you to figure out if this is a new way to say Pending/Do Not Show. Thanks very much to Burbed reader Dr. Jim for sending this one in.
3284 Ramona St
Palo Alto, CA 94306
Loan Payment: $4,966/mo
Size: 1,601 sqft
Type: Single Family House
Year Built: 1950
Lot Size: 6,250
Days on Movoto: 38 days
Great Location Midtown home on one of the most saught after street in Palo Alto, home has good bones and sq ft. Bring your imagination to make this your dream home with few upgrades, North East facing lot with lots of sun light. Walking distance to El Carmelo Elem and JL Stanford middle.
The house has good bones, which you can dig up in the back yard.
And it also has sq. ft., namely 1601 of them. But that’s not why Dr. Jim brought this princely palace to our attention:
Midtown Palo Alto crapshack for $1.45 million. And horrible ad copy to boot!
Oh dear, has Dr. Jim no poetry in his soul? Doesn’t he understand you have to to bring your imagination to make this your dream home with few upgrades? And if you want a dream home with many upgrades, you should bring your stock portfolio.
Seriously, does nothing please you people? It’s on a North East facing lot with lots of sun light. That’s like two lots in one in only 6,250 sq. ft. to go with the good bones.
Bunus: The toilet is so awesome they show it twice. Check it for additional good bones.
Mor Bunus: Check out the Movoto logo in the listing above. The graphic designer let us know exactly what s/he thinks of the house!