February 8, 2014

Fixer Upper in Palo Alto – Just $1.85 million!

Oh, frabjous day! Well, what are you waiting for?

140207-oberlin-redfin2114 OBERLIN St
Palo Alto, CA 94306
$1,895,000

2 Beds
2 Baths
896 Sq. Ft.
$2,115 / Sq. Ft.
Built: 1932
Lot Size: 6,250 Sq. Ft.
On Redfin: 12 days
Property Type: Detached Single Family
Stories: 1
County: Santa Clara
Style: Cottage/Bungalow
Community: College
MLS#: 81402493

RARE OPPORTUNITY IN COLLEGE TERRACE! 2 COTTAGES IN ORIGINAL CONDITION ON THE PROPERTY (BUILT IN 1932). Each Cottage has one bedroom and one bathroom. LOT SIZE 6,250 sq ft per City of Palo Alto Parcel Map and RealQuest(Lot Width/Depth: 50 X 125). Two one-car garages.

140207-oberlin-drivewayTwo one-car garages! Now THAT is a rare opportunity.

What’s even rarer is a peek inside either cottage.  No such luck.  The agent figures both of those puppies have a big date with the bulldozer.  It’s enough to make you lament for the poor average millionaires who will have to share the block with another billionaire running roughshod all over them.

Comments (26) -- Posted by: madhaus @ 7:02 am






January 17, 2014

Selling Shortly in Hayward

Let’s visit the East Bay today, always good for a fresh angle. 

140116-ocie-redfin466 OCIE Way
Hayward, CA 94541
$460,000

3 Beds
1.5 Baths
1,185 Sq. Ft.
$388 / Sq. Ft.
Built: 1958
Lot Size: 5,005 Sq. Ft.
On Redfin: 14 days
Status: Active
Type: Detached
Stories: 1
Community: Alameda
MLS#: 40641549
Style: Ranch
View: Other
County: Alameda

Great Opportunity! Easy access to Hwy 880 and 92. House Needs TLC. 3 bedrooms one and a half bath. As is Sale.

140116-ocie-tiltWe’re going to take this one if this is really As it Is —>

And while some of the interior shots are almost maddeningly normal, fortunately the agent did not disappoint us with this careful study of the dining room.

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One could almost think the Real Estate Professional was so excited about this Great Opportunity that she couldn’t be bothered to focus the iPhone before running to her car to post the shots.

Comments (10) -- Posted by: madhaus @ 7:06 am

January 14, 2014

Rare Find in Palo Alto!

Every area in life has The Three Words.  In relationships, it’s “I love you,” in business, “It’s a deal,” in math, “Quod erat demonstratum,” and in Latin, “Igpay Atlinlay Erehay.”  We’re sure you can also name The Three Words of Real Estate.

202 EMERSON St140113-pa-location-redfin.jpg
Palo Alto, CA 94301
$1,000,000

2 Beds
2 Baths
1,154 Sq. Ft.
$867 / Sq. Ft.
Built: 1910
Lot Size: 2,775 Sq. Ft.
On Redfin: 36 days
Status: Active
Property Type: Detached Single Family
Stories: 1
County: Santa Clara
Style: Cabin
Community: Downtown
MLS#: 81342791

Location, Location, Location! Charming home downtown Palo Alto near Stanford University. This is a rare find in this area. Home is in need of some repairs and it is being sold "AS-IS" Perfect for an Investor looking to remodel or a builder . Seller has also listed adjacent home at 170 Hawthorne.

Yes, The Three Words of Real Estate are “Sold AS-IS.”  Unless it’s “Palo Alto million.”  Perfect for investor.

Comments (22) -- Posted by: madhaus @ 7:08 am

December 23, 2013

Possible Crime Scene in Pacifica

Today’s featured property is no longer available either in this condition or at this price. Yes, you are now priced out forever! But let’s enjoy what you could have had in 2009, if only you had acted! Thanks very much to Redfin Collections member Quinn, who showcased this place in the awesome gallery Possible Crime Scene.  Some Burbed properties are featured there, which is how we found this one and are now returning the favor!

131213-francisco-redfin2222 FRANCISCO Blvd
Pacifica, CA 94044
Sold for $179,000

1 Beds
1 Baths
— Sq. Ft.
Built: 1948
Lot Size: —
Sold On: Feb 27, 2009
Status: Sold
Property Type: Detached Single Family
Community: West Sharp Park
MLS#: 80821476
Stories: 1
County: San Mateo

Complete fixer!!! Everything needs replacing. Do not enter. Property is sold "As Is". Trash and garbage have not been removed. Public records do not state Sq Ft of lot nor building. Age is an estimate. Bulldoze and start from scratch.

Source: MLSListings
Listing provided courtesy of: Galina Plizga, New Light Realty, DRE #01372469
Buyer’s Agent: NON MULTIPLE LISTING OFFICE

Is a non-Multiple Listing Service the same thing as a Single Listing Service?  While you’re pondering that, enjoy the Possible Crime Scene photos from this Non Multiple Listing.

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Maybe this is just us, but we’re sure getting a Was This House A Meth Lab vibe from these photos.

And be sure to check out what happened when someone bought the house, bulldozed, tore down, built up, and sold it for a lot mo’ money in 2012.

Comments (3) -- Posted by: madhaus @ 7:06 am

December 18, 2013

Wow! AS-IS Cash Only

Today’s prestigious property was brought to you by Burbed reader shannon. Enjoy!

131210-rutledge-redfin37 Rutledge St
San Francisco, CA 94110
$749,999

2 Beds
1 Baths
900 Sq. Ft.
$833 / Sq. Ft.
Built: 1906
Lot Size: 1,750 Sq. Ft.
On Redfin: 98 days
Status: Pending
Property Type: Single-Family Home
Community: Bernal Heights
MLS#: 412399
View: Panoramic, City Lights, San Francisco
County: San Francisco

WOW 2 Continguous Properties in One (must purchase together) For S131210-rutledge-toilet-peekale AS-IS and must be Cash-only. At end of Mullen and part of the Bernal Steps with views/street access for parking and TONS of potential for the right buyer. Lot 21 is a 2 bedroom house-non-habitable. Lot 22 a Vacant Lot with Carport on it for parking for both lots. Both properties are 1750 sq. ft. as typical for Bernal Hts. for a total of 3500sq. ft! Lots are stepped down from street but are level lots. Brand new construction on three sides make this a prime site.

Shannon remarks:

Grandma’s house of horrors can be yours for $749,000

Wait! There’s a vacant lot next door, a whopping 1750 square feet!  And just look at all you get!

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Comments (3) -- Posted by: madhaus @ 7:06 am

December 16, 2013

This home is in need of extensive repairs… Ideally located

Thanks very much to all our readers, all five of them, who keep checking in, hoping we have some new content. Today’s what-the-fuck-is-THAT property has been brought to you by Burbed reader Swan!  Thanks very much!

Want to keep reading fresh new finds at Burbed?  Send us stuff!

131210-myrtle-redfin1072 MYRTLE St
San Jose, CA 95126
$369,000

2 Beds
1 Baths
600 Sq. Ft.
$615 / Sq. Ft.
Built: 1920
Lot Size: 6,250 Sq. Ft.
On Redfin: 54 days
Status: Active
Property Type: Detached Single Family
Stories: 1
County: Santa Clara
Style: Cottage/Bungalow
Community: Santa Clara
MLS#: 81338204

Rare Investors/Contractor’s Fixer Upper Special! This home is in need of extensive repairs, or it can be demolished and rebuilt. Zone M1 (Light Industrial) with many possibilities! Ideally located 5 minutes from Santa Clara University next to the beautiful Rose Garden Area. Walk across the street to the newly built Newhall Park with lawns, picnic areas and playground.

131210-myrtle-stuff131210-myrtle-saluteHere’s what Swan had to say about today’s house.

Just trying to help Burbed keep the masses happy!

I am pretty sure this house can’t say, "Done with permits."  I am not even sure it’s legal to live in this place, but the toilet seat is up welcoming the next owner!

We guess that says it all – except there’s way more pictures than this, so you can get an idea of just what they mean by “extensive repairs.”

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You know what else they forgot to mention? Close to transportation! This is the Nelson Mandela of Close to Transportation because it has accomplished everything.

131210-myrtle-aerial

Comments (1) -- Posted by: madhaus @ 7:08 am

October 24, 2013

Those of us about to be sold short salute you

Here’s a fantastic find in Fremont for ya with fab fotos!  Plus, there’s an AUCTION. Oooh, excitement!  Whoops, they already had it. Think it sold?

131023-bowling-redfin34179 BOWLING GREEN Cmn
Fremont, CA 94555
$385,000

HOA Dues: $275/mo.
4 Beds
2.5 Baths
1,474 Sq. Ft.
$261 / Sq. Ft.
Built: 1970
Lot Size: 1,027 Sq. Ft.
On Redfin: 23 days
Status: Active
HOA Dues: $275/month
Style: Traditional
View: Other
County: Alameda
Type: Townhouse
Stories: 2
Community: Northgate West
MLS#: 40633445

This 4 BR and 2.5 BA townhome is convenient to shopping, park and 880. Lots of light in this two story end unit with patio. DP windows. Needs TLC. Finance incentives – Call Nationstar Mortgage 877.825.2432. Open house 10/12 & 10/14 11- 4. Offers to homesearch.com auction 10/18-24th.

Oh oh.  View is usually “Neighborhood” unless it’s something awesome such as “Golden Gate Bridge” or “Mountains” or “Skyline.”  What do you think an “Other” view is? Is this house appearing on Point/Counterpoint?

Then again, with real estate photography this poignant, this house is more likely to show up on some Reality (not Realty) show such as Real Housewives of Fremont.

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And since when is $385K under Redfin’s minimum commission?

Alas, the reserve for the auction was not met.  But check out the page for more awesome photos like these.

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Comments (5) -- Posted by: madhaus @ 7:07 am

October 9, 2013

Needs a lot of work

Here’s a house for the budget-conscious. You may not get much when you look for “affordable housing” in the Bay Area, but at least there won’t be huge swathes of ugly.  Just small ones.

131009-weld-redfin7324 WELD St
Oakland, CA 94621
$115,000

4 Beds
1.5 Baths
780 Sq. Ft.
$147 / Sq. Ft.
Built: 1912
Lot Size: 3,500 Sq. Ft.
On Redfin: 2 days
Status: New
Type: Detached
Stories: 2
Community: East Oakland
MLS#: 40634301
Style: Bungalow
View: Other
County: Alameda

Fixer upper house this property needs a lot of work, two story building with a large back yard.

If a 3500 square foot lot leads to “a large back yard,” just imagine how much “a lot of work” adds up to. Our money is on that streetname illustrating just one of the many kinds of fixes in store.

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Bunus: Dudette Hanging Out in the Streetview shot.

Comments (17) -- Posted by: madhaus @ 7:06 am

October 8, 2013

Seller Prefers No Photo in Willow Glen

A great listing should be chock-full of photos to make you drop everything you’re doing and run over to your agent to say I MUST HAVE THIS HOUSE THIS INSTANT.  A so-so listing will have at least a couple of photos that intrigue you enough to see yourself possibly moving in.  And then there’s today’s listing.

Yes, we know there was no listing yesterday.  Unless all three of our readers decide to send in voluntary donations to keep us motivated, there sure are times we just don’t feel like writing. You want fresh content each morning? Then go ahead and MAKE MY DAY.

Ahem. Anyway, on to today’s featured property!

131007-william-redfin572 W WILLIAM St
San Jose, CA 95125
$299,999

3 Beds
1 Baths
1,204 Sq. Ft.
$249 / Sq. Ft.
Built: 1905
Lot Size: 6,000 Sq. Ft.
On Redfin: 122 days
Status: Active
Property Type: Detached Single Family
Community: Willow Glen
MLS#: 81320113
Stories: 1
County: Santa Clara

Great fixer upper in Willow Glen. 3 Bedrooms 1 bath, shopping and schools nearby. Large kitchen with cute built-ins. High ceiling adds space.

Why would the seller prefer no photo when their agent could give us this one?

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Or an even better shot, like the LOCATION, LOCATION, LOCATION! This place is close to EVERYTHING!  Like extra added emissions!

131007-william-aerial

And we’re sure you can find even more amazing benefits to this property that the agent neglected to share! Have at it!

Comments (14) -- Posted by: madhaus @ 7:05 am

October 3, 2013

“Work done with permits” with the most lucky price ever!

1350 PEGGY Ave
Campbell, CA 95008

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First, let’s take a moment to observe that this house has the luckiest price ever. Whoever buys this house will be showered with years of good fortune and good SAT scores. There is no doubt.

Next, let’s just look at all the benefits this house has to offer! Long time readers of this blog know that permits are often just ignored. After all, this is the most disruptive place in the world – Silicon Valley doesn’t need stinkin’ permits. Ask for forgiveness, not permission! So the fact that this house has work done with permits – that’s definitely a unique feature.

But most importantly, once you plunk down this $888,888, you will have enormous flexibility to spend the rest of the $1M you have sitting around to grow this house. Just think of all the possibilities! After all, there’s a 200 amp panel and so much flat land. Will you be building the ultimate brogramming cave? A massive Singapore Math™ study zone?

Let’s hear your best ideas!

Comments (4) -- Posted by: burbed @ 5:04 am