Listed at: $650,000
Beds: 2 Baths: 1 Sq. Ft.: 734 $/Sq. Ft.: $886 Lot Size: 10,143 Sq. Ft. Property Type: Detached Single Family Style: Victorian Stories: 1 Year Built: 1929 Community: Willow Glen County: Santa Clara MLS#: 81012515 Source: MLSListings Status: Pending Without Release This listing is in escrow, past inspections and waiting for loan funding. “Without Release” indicates that the current buyer doesn’t need to sell a home to buy the new home. On Redfin: 46 daysCheck out this wonderful lot. Dimensions are appx. 69 x 147sf or 1/4 acrew. Existing houseon lot is older and has not inherent value. Build your dream home as the market for custom homes is great. Builders can alos see the upside down. Please be careful if you want to go into the house. Take your time and walk the lot.
Thanks to Burbed reader Madhaus for this find and guest post! Here it goes:
This property has a number of things going for it. First of all, this older home has “not inherent value,” which is better than having no inherent value. Second, it claims to be in Willow Glen, which, like the RBA, can expand to fill the entire 95125 zip code, or contract to the corner of Willow and Lincoln. The northwest corner. And third, it’s being shown by the prestigious Realtards at Alain Pinel, so you know somebody is paying top dollar to move this pile of wood. But best of all, despite the snooty pretensions of the agency, here’s an ad for an older home (if eighty years is older, I’d hate to see what they call “decrepit”) with so many typos, were this a ninth grade essay I’d be giving it a D and I’ve only read the first paragraph. Shall we have a little fun? We shall.
Check out this wonderful lot. Dimensions are appx. 69 x 147sf or 1/4 acrew. Oh dear, somebody misspelled
‘screw.’ Existing houseon lot is older and has not inherent value. houseon lot? Don’t they mean housing lot?
Build your dream home as the market for custom homes is great. Especially during an economic downturn
like nothing since 1933. Builders can alos see the upside down. Whoops, misspelled ‘alas.’ As in, ‘Alas, I
can see the upside down.’ Please be careful if you want to go into the house. since you may never be seen
again due to the sinkholes, especially the sinkhole your equity is headed for. Take your time and walk the lot.
Yes, indeed, take lots of time. Maybe wait about six years until you make an offer on this place.
Somebody didn’t take their time. It’s pending. I hope they were careful when they went in the house.
UPDATE: Fixed an editing error.